superconfessional

[Tyler Durden]

damn you fucked! u could always go after her best friend?

[realmyth83]

if your in the friendzone... thats a big time mistake... its hard to turn your friendship into something more. as the women is seeing she is already getting a great friendship out of it so why complicate things?

your best bet is just to forget her and find some other poontang.

or if you cant help it ... re-invent yourself, lay back and try again with stronger game.

thanks for the suggestion. I am not that desperate, really. o/w i wont post here...

the thing that bothers me is I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY SHE WONT TALK TO ME AS I SHOWED NO MORE ACTION TOWARDS HER.

im not thinking she's the only one for me, but im really confused.

btw, who knows what a shy asian (cantonese) girl would think upon such an issue?

kill me.:confused:

[Tyler Durden]

just show her ur dick, who gives a fuck. u got nothing to lose. dick it out!

[realmyth83]

damn you fucked! u could always go after her best friend?

i used to be her best friend, knowing a lot more of her secrets than others. shes kinda lonely. besides now its summer she stayed at home all days long...

[chrisj]

myth maybe you should build her a sandcastle~~~ and be like zomg look at the sandcastle i made for you. then put 2 little lego figures in your sandcastle and be like...

look this can be us in our sandcastle.. imagine with me were in our real life sandcastle together, have mad sexsexsex in the moat on a rubber tube and then later in one of the 3 towers because you made a triangular based sand castle

then you can be like i take you now, take my hand lets make babies

[Tyler Durden]

naw i got it. YOU GOTTA FUCKING RAPE HER! those shy asian women needs to be manhandled!

[chrisj]

i used to be her best friend, knowing a lot more of her secrets than others. shes kinda lonely. besides now its summer she stayed at home all days long...

myth your stuck in some major sand traps, what you shld do is get like branches and sticks like in swiss family robinson and save the zebra so westside can skin it and make some some cowboy vests and jean pockets and then wear them with airjamie as they ride a firetruck.

do your the secret keeper, in her eys your li ke a girl so maybe give some magic beans so shes becomes a dyke and she will submit to you like a baby seal .

[realmyth83]

just show her ur dick, who gives a fuck. u got nothing to lose. dick it out!

even if i plan to do so i have to talk to her firstly right?

thanks guys. ...i will go counting how many days are needed for her to start talkin' to me.

ok ok, shouldnt keep thinkin but let it go. you guys good night (if not day).

[chrisj]

naw i got it. YOU GOTTA FUCKING RAPE HER! those shy asian women needs to be manhandled!

doood this course of action should be ignored

maybe you will get raped in turn by her, you dont know that.. what if she turned the tables and cloroformd u and then tied u up and tortured you then went to that bestiality forum that i see ppl link here and get bad ideas

imagine that you would be mortally wounded and would some healz0rs

construct her sandcastles cooler than this

[Tyler Durden]

wouldnt tat help him? cuz he wants her? i say do it like asian porn. always raping chicks and shit. haha.

[chrisj]

wouldnt tat help him? cuz he wants her? i say do it like asian porn. always raping chicks and shit. haha.

tyler is trying to trick you myth, i see him waving his hand like a jedi dont listen to him.. girls only pretneded to get raped on pornographic films about asians because its scripted dood dont do it.. you will get pawnt like my description and sufu cannot help you then.

[Tyler Durden]

hmmm sith lord tyler durden has a good ring to it. you aint gonna talk to her anymore, cuz she probably doesnt want to talk to you. you probably aint gonna see her anymore. you are totally into her still, counting day? u can win it or ruin it in all one fell swoop. iwhy count days when you can see the truth for what it really is in all fell swoop!!!!!! find her and dick it out.

[realmyth83]

myth your stuck in some major sand traps, what you shld do is get like branches and sticks like in swiss family robinson and save the zebra so westside can skin it and make some some cowboy vests and jean pockets and then wear them with airjamie as they ride a firetruck.

do your the secret keeper, in her eys your li ke a girl so maybe give some magic beans so shes becomes a dyke and she will submit to you like a baby seal .

yea. thanks man. I will try to change her impression of me but before that i still need to talk to her for the first time..ahhhhhh..... im not that addicted to her, but feel kinda pissed off ...why the hell did she treat me like i had done sth bad to her ?

really, im not that desperate.

[Tyler Durden]

tyler durden is bored as fuck. tyler durden is bored as fuck. tyler durden is bored as fuck. now i must and infest ur mind with awesomely weird thoughts.

[realmyth83]

:eek: seems my confession has been hijacked already....

[realmyth83]

tyler is trying to trick you myth, i see him waving his hand like a jedi dont listen to him.. girls only pretneded to get raped on pornographic films about asians because its scripted dood dont do it.. you will get pawnt like my description and sufu cannot help you then.

of course i am not that crazy .......

i do hope to get a chance asking her why why why why why tho.

[Tyler Durden]

rip off her carpet.

[realmyth83]

hmmm sith lord tyler durden has a good ring to it. you aint gonna talk to her anymore, cuz she probably doesnt want to talk to you. you probably aint gonna see her anymore. you are totally into her still, counting day? u can win it or ruin it in all one fell swoop. iwhy count days when you can see the truth for what it really is in all fell swoop!!!!!! find her and dick it out.

hah. we will see..

i................................disbelieve..................................

there will be such a day when she realizes im so nice (maybe still not attracting tho).......

again, im not desperate. I never ever think she's the "only special one" in my life....but i have to ask why why why why why.........you fobby girls are weird.

[realmyth83]

rip off her carpet.

are you trying to make me have a rape fantasy dream tonight?

haha, good nite.

[jayrock]

I'm wearing cargo shorts and I feel dirty because of it.

It's been in the 90s for the past couple of days.

[thehawk]

myth stop being such a pussy and many of the problems in your life will resolve themselves

[arem]

^Now THAT is some real talk for you. Man up.

[Bona Drag]

nothing like an internet hardass to solve all your problems!

[Guest Airjamie]

myth stop being such a pussy and many of the problems in your life will resolve themselves

Co-sign..............

[DaBestSpoona]

thanks for the suggestion. I am not that desperate, really. o/w i wont post here...

the thing that bothers me is I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY SHE WONT TALK TO ME AS I SHOWED NO MORE ACTION TOWARDS HER.

im not thinking she's the only one for me, but im really confused.

btw, who knows what a shy asian (cantonese) girl would think upon such an issue?

kill me.:confused:

She's cantonese

show up at her house with a bag of oranges and joong, then finger bang her while singing Jacky Cheung songs

[cuddlysheep]

dude, how old are you?.you shouldve known by having superconfessed her.she would either jump on your jock or be shocked and would probably ruin your relationship wiht her all in all. specially if shes not feelin you in that way. from the looks of it, you were just a friend to her. plus if you were her friend for a long time then you had these feelings and you never said from the get go.thats enough to piss her off.because now she thinks all those times with you. you were havin these weird thoughts abou ther like a sick bastard. seriously,you should leave her alone for now. if you guys still want to be cool. but it will never be the same. you can guarantee that. you guys will be more like acquaintances now.

p.s i dated a canto girls before. man she was horny and dominating. but thats another thread.

the girl i have been loving for months again didnt answer my call todei.....

things have been like this since I SUPERCONFESSED to her.........

[sleazie ninja number 47]

thanks for the suggestion. I am not that desperate, really. o/w i wont post here...

the thing that bothers me is I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY SHE WONT TALK TO ME AS I SHOWED NO MORE ACTION TOWARDS HER.

im not thinking she's the only one for me, but im really confused.

btw, who knows what a shy asian (cantonese) girl would think upon such an issue?

kill me.:confused:

Simply tell her:

Leh ho lang,

leh bboh ho ddai,

leh xiang um xian Ddeeeeee-youuuuuuu!

works like a charm.

[Analog]

"Hey baby, how about some ding-ding action?"

...and don't forget to wink.

[seemeugly]

Don't do any of this shit! Just don't talk to her anymore. Let her call you.

I've turned enought potential girlfriends into best buddies to know.

[Analog]

You probably left out the wink, that's why.