superconfessional

[datasupa]

now I have difficulties figuring a 20% tip.

me too, but i just have my people take care of stuff like that now

[JustHaja]

So...i'm fucking this girl who has no idea that I have to (I think) pay for an abortion for the ex today....or maybe the ex is crazy and is trying to get me back through saying she's pregnant? Fucking jerry springer shit...

yea that sucks....have you tried pushing her down a flight of stairs....would pretty much kill two birds with one stone.

[whitney]

Lately I’ve been having more frequent dé-jà vu attacks

[onemancult]

yea that sucks....have you tried pushing her down a flight of stairs....would pretty much kill two birds with one stone.

that's grimy, i love it.

[cuddlysheep]

ooh kinky..

yea that sucks....have you tried pushing her down a flight of stairs....would pretty much kill two birds with one stone.

[pwnzj00]

Haha I've thought of it...don't think the ends (me in jail) would justify the means

On another note...abortion's gonna set me back like...half a pair of Diors. Hopefully she's not really pregnant though, going to investigate today @ 4 at planned fucking parenthood.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

On another note...abortion's gonna set me back like...half a pair of Diors.

Bo000oyaAHHH?!!?

[kenthenoob]

Fight you.

[JohnnyRed]

On another note...abortion's gonna set me back like...half a pair of Diors.

I hope that the value of a pair of Diors becomes a gauge for how the SuFu ecomony is doing. We can estimate inflation and a supermarket crash by looking at the current value of the Dior.

[sybaritical]

...abortion's gonna set me back like...half a pair of Diors.

Jeeeeezzzzzzus.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i don't think you can buy half a pair of diors

honestly!

[pwnzj00]

Chances are it (abortion) won't be needed.

Had a friend tell me to avoid Korean girls (crazy bitches), didn't listen, and look where I am now.

Any condom recommendations? Current girl won't take the pill and hates condoms...

[chrisj]

pwnj00 my friend was in your same situation... so what he did was invite this girl over for a movie(comedy) so while they were laughing he threw in a couple of solid punchs to the adomen region "inadvertantly"...

nawww, but anyways used the stairs story and the one above except in much greater detail for a sociology experiment, pretended i was talking to a friend on the phone in the computer lab at the library about this girl i got pregnant and what i should do.

over a couple of trials i had a girl start blaring insults at me, a librarian escort me out, and a threat on life.. all from girls! motherhood awaits them!

anyways, i feel guilty for consistently bombing hard on my friend about this relationship hes in.. hes basically pussywhipped so hard and not getting anything ass from it.. and he basically jumps through a cagillion hoops for her.. cooking, picking her up, fixing shit.. its ridiculous... i know hes head over heels and cant help himself but ive tried logic and it just doesnt seem to work... public ridicule too childish or immature?

[cheep]

i always go with magnums.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i swear by bronner's technique (half a lemon)

[cheep]

does it really work?? your wifey goes for it?

[pwnzj00]

.. cooking, picking her up, fixing shit.. its ridiculous... i know hes head over heels and cant help himself but ive tried logic and it just doesnt seem to work... public ridicule too childish or immature?

Never give a bitch money, blood, or kidneys - Lil Wayne

Will update all those interested in the next 2 hours or so...

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Fight you.

ken, exercising your inner demons on message boards is not the way to go. kit-kat?

[JustHaja]

Haha I've thought of it...don't think the ends (me in jail) would justify the means

not if its an "accident"...people have "accidents" all the time.

[shoreman1782]

I confess that I was bored the other night and checked out the cable On Demand menu. I watched the entirety of "The Secret of NIMH." I was riveted. That movie freaked the hell out of me as a kid.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i swear by bronner's technique (half a lemon)

does it really work?? your wifey goes for it?

i confess that i have never tried that

[Bona Drag]

i confess that i have never tried that

^^

virgin lolz

[mr fluffernutter]

I LOVE MORT GARSON

but who is he??!?!?!

[kenthenoob]

ken, exercising your inner demons on message boards is not the way to go. kit-kat?

yessir, i understand, sir.

[sybaritical]

Blow that.

Ken, you have everybody's permission to exercise as many demons as you can drag up on that kid in the $20 thread. WIth Extreme Prejudice, son. I'm thinking you want to peel him and roll him in salt when you're done.

[junglejane]

Blow that.

Ken, you have everybody's permission to exercise as many demons as you can drag up on that kid in the $20 thread. .

do you think if we all collectively send nasty and horrible thoughts his way, he will stop posting?

[jeepster]

older women and girls that already have boyfriends are the bane/obsession of my existence.

god dammit.

[jayrock]

I think Vans Half Cabs are ugly as fuck and I don't understand the hype.

Furthermore, I don't own any Vans. I was an Airwalk kid when I was younger (before they became Payless shoes and shit).

[kenthenoob]

Blow that.

Ken, you have everybody's permission to exercise as many demons as you can drag up on that kid in the $20 thread. WIth Extreme Prejudice, son. I'm thinking you want to peel him and roll him in salt when you're done.

oh man, you're just stirring that pot some more, syb!

after skin and salt, i'd also love to pour some napalm on them and just watch them burn, eh?

[insomaniac]

abortion's gonna set me back like...half a pair of Diors.

this statement is probably the most disgusting one i've seen on sufu.

should've invested in $5 box of condoms.