superconfessional

[Gilead]

I waded through waist-deep flooded streets during a cyclone on friday and all I could think was how it was going to effect my A.P.Cs and whether my coat and shoes were okay in the trashbag I was using to keep them safe from the water.

edit: Also I'm homeless now thanks to the same cyclone.

[onemancult]

Biking to Justice remixes covers their cardio, certainly. Still doesn't cover their diet. I haven't been keeping up with hipsters very well, I don't even know what the newest trend in dining is.

not dining at all is the new dining out.

nyc hipsters seem well-fed, actually... i don't notice too many that are as dangerously thin as la ones are.

then again, their side of the universe is still obsessed with being as thin as possible without dying.

[soundbomber]

Superfuture broke my pockets.

[jpgm]

I waded through waist-deep flooded streets during a cyclone on friday and all I could think was how it was going to effect my A.P.Cs and whether my coat and shoes were okay in the trashbag I was using to keep them safe from the water.

edit: Also I'm homeless now thanks to the same cyclone.

fucckkkk....so so sorry mate

that shit is horrible....some fucked up shit happening in NSW, pretty serious death toll.

hope everything works out dude.

[buffalocloud7]

I waded through waist-deep flooded streets during a cyclone on friday and all I could think was how it was going to effect my A.P.Cs and whether my coat and shoes were okay in the trashbag I was using to keep them safe from the water.

edit: Also I'm homeless now thanks to the same cyclone.

my sympathies! i think this beats all the petty crap the rest of us are complaining about in here.

[jayrock]

I'm reading books again. More specifically Slaughter House Five and Kinky Friedman's Roadkill. Also, The Game by Neil Strauss. I don't know when this happened, but it has been passing the time by quite nicely.

[pourhomme]

I cheated on my girlfriend.

[sybaritical]

^ BOooo.

I just painted my bedroom wall a shade of red called Candy Love no.1

Don't know if I like it yet.

But even if I do, if I ever find the guy who named it I'm going to

stamp on his teeth.

[jpgm]

no need...they're probably already rotten from all the sugar.

badoom-tsh

[Chicken]

my mouth is still numb from going to the dentist this morning.

and since i skipped breakfast, i'm getting really hungry.

but i'm afraid to eat right now for the fear of chewing my own lips as i eat.

[kauflust]

^ try some soup (nothing with chunks, obviously) or a smoothie.

[almondcrush]

im starting to realize that i find women over thirty much more attractive than girls my age

theres something very sexy about a girl who knows what she likes

alas

i have been finding it difficult to meet older women

or maybe i am lazy

[almondcrush]

chickadee try eating in front of a mirror

make sure to pout your lips and wink at yourself whenever your coworkers walk by

[onemancult]

fuckheads that wear popped collar polos with ties

what kind of evil sonuvabitch would do that?

[will_i_am]

older women like fuckheads that wear popped collar polos with ties, sweatbands, bad shoes, hip hair, usually a 'rockstar'

so step your game downwardsandsideways

hah

my new favorite blog.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

[JoOner]

my new favorite blog.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

that blog just depressed me... im going to slit my wrists and count the tiles on the ceiling until i pass out

[yuljo]

my new favorite blog.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Goes to show that there's a blog for everything.

[Guest DUM]

Thanks Servo, it matches on my screen but i noticed at school it doesnt.

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

this was in puerto rico, the car was pretty old and broken down... i'm sure that there were cracks in it or something, but still... i came away without a mark on my arm.

Someone has probably mentioned this already, but since I'm only on page 712 (???) I just wanted you to know: You are not special.

Automotive glass is designed so that it shatters in a way that renders it fairly harmless to human skin....

Superman....

[onemancult]

Someone has probably mentioned this already, but since I'm only on page 712 (???) I just wanted you to know: You are not special.

Automotive glass is designed so that it shatters in a way that renders it fairly harmless to human skin....

Superman....

Oh yeah, mr. white blouson for my dinner party at eight?!?!?

How do you explain the fact that after this happened, I was

able to not only WALK back to where I was staying, but then

I ingested an ENTIRE BOX OF KID CUISINE, INCLUDING

THE SOGGY BROWNIE in a matter of TEN TO FIFTEEN MINUTES?!?!!

[seemeugly]

Oh Shiiiiiiiit

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

How do you explain the fact that after this happened, I was

able to not only WALK back to where I was staying, but then

I ingested an ENTIRE BOX OF KID CUISINE, INCLUDING

THE SOGGY BROWNIE in a matter of TEN TO FIFTEEN MINUTES?!?!!

I don't know.

Oh yeah, mr. white blouson for my dinner party at eight?!?!?

ReadytoIgnite has been very helpful in my search, though It may take me a bit in the fitting room at Barney's.

Shall we say quarter after, then?

[onemancult]

Shall we say quarter after, then?

Very well, this gives me a bit more time to steam my fatsuit.

I do love a good "Fat Guy Has Heart Attack At Dinner Party While Accomplice

Steals Money Out of People's Wallets" con.

See you there, mon frere!

[broneck]

i haven't showered in 3 days because my fucking sunburn hurts too much

try not to pass out on floating lounge chairs in the sun at noon

[Egpt]

you can't post half naked pics like that, don't you know there are many homos here?

u'r about to get e-stalked

[homi29]

im starting to realize that i find women over thirty much more attractive than girls my age

theres something very sexy about a girl who knows what she likes

alas

i have been finding it difficult to meet older women

or maybe i am lazy

me too, its like when i find out a girl is older im like instantly more attracted to them..

i guess also because i just want to say ive fucked an older woman, and compare to see if its any better

[sybaritical]

I have.

It is.

[soraanaam]

i haven't showered in 3 days because my fucking sunburn hurts too much

try not to pass out on floating lounge chairs in the sun at noon

imagines pulling your shirt on and off that, must hurt like a mother fuck

[chrisj]

havnt been here in awhile..

anyways

im temping at this office... and im just sitting here doing nothing.. no one is giving me work... i feel like i should ask someone for work... wtf

wtf do i do

[Ahlvahroe]

doing nothing while getting paid, thats the american dream. just learn more about denim or something.