superconfessional

[dino might]

i once used my younger brothers toothbrush to itch my gooch.

he remains in blissful ignorance to this day.

[premiumsqueezed]

i once used my younger brothers toothbrush to itch my gooch.

he remains in blissful ignorance to this day.

Holy fuck.

[dino might]

he had it coming

[dino might]

also, i occasionally confuse "profound" and "prolific", most often while inebriated, for im fairly certain those are the only times i use those words

:/

[jeepster]

totally had an oversleeping dream when I was napping just now.

first time I've ever had one of those that directly applies to the situation at hand.

really weird.

[Mr Waffles]

I went without superfuture for like a month. It was nice.

[duck sauce]

i missed you

[duck sauce]

and it was 3 weeks

[AstroWolf]

i dream about doing things all the time and it sucks. the other day i was dreaming about picking up my mail, opening it, the whole fucking nine yards, totally lame. i also hate dreaming about work... that sucks too.

i like dreaming though, but man, sometimes i feel like it takes it all out of me, and makes me even more tired than i was.

[NatseOklim]

I never remember my dreams.

[duck sauce]

i remember my recurring dreams

[redX]

I never remember my dreams.

+1

i talked to a girl who told me she could tell when she was about to fall asleep. i never know when i fall asleep it's just like a haze and then i wake up the next morning to my alarm clock

[duck sauce]

that means she can dream lucidly right

[azn8oi]

I had a really long dream yesterday involving my grandparents. Basically I was living next door to them for what felt like a few days and I didn't really bother to visit them.

Later in the dream when I finally visited, my grandpa was super pissed off at me for not visiting ever. I couldn't even say anything in the dream. It was just a purely dreadful feeling in the dream itself.

I should go visit my grandparents now (always a premonition concept)

[azn8oi]

I have a crotch blowout in a pair of my jeans, and I'm too lazy to go to HTC to get it fixed, so I walk around with a big hole where my balls should be. Whenever I wear any color underwear other than black, I get self-conscious about sitting in the front row of lecture, with the professor pacing around in front of me.

Oh well.

[DüM]

I had a dream that it was my execution day. I don't know why but I woke up in my bed and there were FBI agents and they took me downstairs. I had breakfast and then I got set up in the small guillotine in my living room (wtf?)

then I woke up.

[azn8oi]

Female professors, thank you.

[High Monika]

Lately I've been having 3+ dreams a night. I'm not sure why and a lot of them deal with what I'm expecting to happen the next day so that shit is really getting irritating.

[redX]

dum's on that kafka tip

[Akira]

I have a crotch blowout in a pair of my jeans, and I'm too lazy to go to HTC to get it fixed, so I walk around with a big hole where my balls should be. Whenever I wear any color underwear other than black, I get self-conscious about sitting in the front row of lecture, with the professor pacing around in front of me.

Oh well.

I always dream about hawt wommenz

[jeepster]

turns out my suspicions are correct: the girl in my lit class is in fact an RO employee.

dope.

[djrajio]

But is she hot?

[Dick Danger]

I thought I had already made my big once in a lifetime mistake, but now I'm thinking of giving up my career to drive a limo.

[equip555]

I have now worn the same t-shirt and jeans this entire week and i don't give a fuck. I've got to the point where I'm selling off most of my clothing and sticking with straight basics. It's kind of freeing in a way. I think I'm learning to appreciate design and style without purchasing. My bank account thanks me every day. quarter life crisis maybe?

[Dick Danger]

Hardly, you're two thirds dead you just don't know it yet.

[jeepster]

But is she hot?

in that Grace Jones sorta way.

not that into black chicks though.

[sawn-off chef]

al lifsen to anymore is ruiner, thanks akumat no iuta, dick. i am so angry at every,thing I WANT MY LEI;FE BCK!!!

[M.O.A]

get some reconnaissance pics

[mrchariybrown]

drinking here again. sup astrowolf

[sawn-off chef]

shouldm't have texted ou, way to ruin a good thing, FUCVK