superconfessional

[Thorns]

Theres a pair of tan captoe allen edmonds at Nordstroms in King of Prussia that I was prepared to go into debt to buy. Could've been bad.

[Crillz]

Juxtaposition of the last two posts walks the thin line between hilarious and frightening.

[edwithoutahead]

Tonight I heard my sister sneak someone up stairs. I thought it was her friend (girl) but when I knocked on her door I knew something was up. I was sneaky and looked in the reflection of her mirror and saw a 40oz. bottle of old E in a shoe (boys shoe). So, I kicked the guy out,(he had a skateboard??) but not wanting to be the bad guy, I let her go too... was this a bad idea? I hope nothing bad happens

[Guest DUM]

How old is she?

[BTT]

12.

I'm sorry ed, she was just too ripe and raw.

don't tell my parole officer

[10(50)]

How old is she?

+ pics thanks

[1995chardx]

12.

I'm sorry ed, she was just too ripe and raw.

don't tell my parole officer

how come anny doesnt post on her anymore??

[edwithoutahead]

ah, she's 17, so it isn't that bad, I just don't like strange people sneaking around and messing with my sister. The strange thing is that I was drinking a beer while watching TV earlier (like 25 minutes before i came upstairs) and I asked her if she wanted a sip and she said "no" and made a face like 'yuck' and now she is out behind my garage drinking if up with some guy who goes by 'mule'...

[BTT]

how come anny doesnt post on her anymore??

I don't think she ever did post that much though but she still lurks everyday.

every.day

[1995chardx]

I don't think she ever did post that much though but she still lurks everyday.

every.day

ohh right on. I just wanted to rep her that is all. edit!

[its swanny]

ah, she's 17, so it isn't that bad, I just don't like strange people sneaking around and messing with my sister. The strange thing is that I was drinking a beer while watching TV earlier (like 25 minutes before i came upstairs) and I asked her if she wanted a sip and she said "no" and made a face like 'yuck' and now she is out behind my garage drinking if up with some guy who goes by 'mule'...

you're a terrible brother.

[so-so]

you know if the dude's name is mule, your sister is probably getting railed.

[edwithoutahead]

'mule' is short for samuel i guess... anyway she came back after about 1/2 hour. she said that he was stuck in our town (he live about 40 minutes away) for the night. He is pretty scrawny for being called mule though.

[zalius]

the girl i have crush on said we cudnt be together.. never told me why

today she told me.. shes leaving in 2 weeks..

wottafuk..

nexttttt

[Guest Airjamie]

the girl i have crush on said we cudnt be together.. never told me why

today she told me.. shes leaving in 2 weeks..

wottafuk..

nexttttt

Engrish...?

[zalius]

i no speak engrish sir..

[englandmj7]

[Chicken]

[zalius]

hahaha.. those tees printed in china?

no offence

[englandmj7]

[Chicken]

[sybaritical]

This has always been my favourite pic at Engrish.

[zalius]

[buffalocloud7]

the girl i have crush on said we cudnt be together.. never told me why

today she told me.. shes leaving in 2 weeks..

wottafuk..

nexttttt

coulda been worse man.

[Tiranis]

I always loved this one:

(those cats would fit in well on SuFu)

[zalius]

Um... did you tell her about the crush? That is usually a deal breaker.

yup... she said she feels the same.. but she just can't accept me. well at least now i know why...

[zalius]

coulda been worse man.

yup.. and least she has always been telling the truth..

[jayrock]

You didn't attract her.

You gotta stop with the "crush" thing man. Nothing good ever comes from it. At least she was nice enough to let you down easy.

Women are fickle creatures. They are driven by emotions, not logical reasoning like men. Engage their emotions. Never tell them how you feel, show them. Lead them. Don't compliment them all the time (or ever). Always show that you're willing to leave. You are the prize.

[keri]

I'm not in jail!

Truck broke down, so I went and picked up some old pos we had sitting at erik's to drive for a couple of days while that's getting fixed.

no tags, no plates, no insurance....and pot in the car

and the cop let me off with nothing. and let me keep my pot. told me to "get rid of it"

[almondcrush]

I stole my roomate's car

vid of neutral drop and e-brake tricks asap plz