superconfessional

[wrong_move]

1 month until grad and my graduation status is still "in progress"

i just love the suspense

[inc abs man]

Lays Barbecue chips just aren't the same without the KC Masterpiece...

[OkayOkay]

I've figured out that I need constant stimulation in multiple forms virtually all the time. I need the computer on, multiple windows, music playing, looking through a magazine, tv on flipping through channels, phone next to me texting...etc. I can't just do nothing, or even a reduced number of "distractions", as everyone else seems to call them. I just absorb information like woah.

[ohsnap]

my growing anger and disappointment with everything has resulted in my music taste moving toward hardcore, punk, and the like

[OkayOkay]

Apparently the most significant and major life changes for me have decided to unfold all at the same time. I honestly feel like I'm taking the right path, but I guess we'll see as time passes. Time to do what I know is right.

[samsikle]

my mom and my family friend (he's pretty much like an older brother) were talking yesterday trying to get me to go to church because apparently the priest is really handsome and "my type". i want to investigate, but my mom said if i walk into church, i might start melting.

[OkayOkay]

That is a likely scenario.

[alimenator]

trying to get me to go to church because apparently the priest is really handsome and "my type".

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[Mogli]

djs suck people suck, alcohol makes it all so much better

[samsikle]

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as in the kind of guy i would find attractive.

[into the rain]

but priests cant fuck

that is, unless you're an 8 year old boy.

boom.

[OkayOkay]

Count It!

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[freecat]

maybe it's a priest that can fuck in whatever religion that's allowed.

[into the rain]

[freecat]

i laughed. can't rep.

[spaces]

no idea what i'm going to do about college, i want to do something in new york, something big.

but yo life is awesome, the weed, the women, this summer will rule.

[goat]

welcome to 18!

Enjoy it (although you can't go to bars yet, which is lulz)

[Kemosabe]

i have a job interview tomorrow morning

raddd

[minou]

fuckin performing with my buddy this weekend and i'm fuckin excited and nervous! the hype we're getting for our music is crazy and pretty unbelievable. i just don't want to disappoint the collective though, since its our first duo performance and all. i have a bad feeling i'll forget my words when i'm on stage even though i remember them by heart.

[ke1]

You'll do fine man. I've seen a couple of your vids and if you guys physically display the confidence that your music seems to portray, then you'll be good as gold.

[into the rain]

if i were going to med school, then id totally be a gynecologist.

[OkayOkay]

a lot of the things I post on my FB that my less cultured or savvy friends think are just the coolest are just reposted shit from here or members tumblr's. I still take credit for finding them usually though. :/

[Vampyrvargfesten]

i once had a beloved hornets snapback some years ago which i got the guitarist from fucked up to sign on the underbrim

then i was eating at roscoe's chicken and waffles one night and totally forgot it at the booth and came back to find that someone stole it

to this day, i look at anyone with a hornets snapback with intense suspicion and usually stare for a couple of seconds before i realize that my hat has been long gone

i do the same whenever i see a red peugeot bike

[OkayOkay]

this is your serendipity. Don't claim like you haven't watched that...a few times.

[evisu 2000]

when i was in a daycare this kid with help from his parents stole my expos cap

[bfan]

if i were going to med school, then id totally be a gynecologist.

think this through dude. you'd be looking at all kinds of vaginas, like ALL kinds. is it worth it in the end?

[mikecch]

if i were going to med school, then id totally be a gynecologist.

Yeah, until you have to examine an old lady who smells like bad fish down under, and behold, it's totally prolapsed out, all scarred with bits of pus and dried blood here and there.

[eggshell]

if i were going to med school, then id totally be a gynecologist.

not sure if you're posting this to be 'internet funny', but seeing that its superconfessional ill assume you're serious

why would you ever want this? maybe the first 10 young nubile pussies you see would be dope... but one day your wife will have put on 80 or so pounds after giving birth, you'll be getting zero sex because you're no longer attracted to her, but every day at work you'll be looking at what you can't have and then go home and sleep 3 feet apart from your wife in your new memory foam king size bed

[dovo]

Be like "HOE, you better be gettin a diet coke with that triple whopper. I can't afford to be afraid of that coochie coochie." Fuck a memory foam you better remember to keep that azz in check.

[alex-san]

im surrounded by idiots