superconfessional

[evisu 2000]

maybe, and here's hoping, one of them might have been asian.

[mr fluffernutter]

"she's a ho'... for sho."

[evisu 2000]

yo man gimme change for a penny i pay for that

[julzkind]

"she's a ho'... for sho."

all i found was the chipmunk version...

PeaMr2EBvmw

[Knugget]

I walked out of the local Raplh's with a case of SmartWater and no one stopped me. I wonder if it has to do with me looking handicap.

[lawless]

this girl i once dated got gang banged at an old friend of mines birthday party awhile back. chick was tipsy and on bar's and from what i heard consented to having all holes filled to the birthday boy's brother and cousin. after they were through the chick was so lost she just let the birthday boy get his kicks (think Krilln from dbz with an extra 150 pounds on him)

i dated her in her pre-slut days.

I wouldn't be surprised if she's pregnant by now

bitch always said rubbers slowed it down.

thank god i dodge that bullet.

[branespload]

she said she couldn't reciprocate everything i did for her.. so she told me to let go. and when i offered to hold on, she pushed me away!

Q_Q

[wesc]

i must confess i find these sexual and felony type confessions a lot more enjoyable compared to my mundane life.

[jeepster]

i confess that i slept with two dudes and did not find out until the next morning.

i took the morning-after pill but, fuck..

why she b killing babies?? haha those guys nut inside!

CPQSMmznu_g

[dino might]

im a mess.

yesterday all i ate was a few handfuls of nuts and a slim jim thanks to the adderall. then i drank. then i got way too drunk. then i blacked out. this morning i come to find out i left my bag in the deli across the street and this girl whom i really like was nice enough to bring it up to my room where she found me half awake/coherent and way too blotto. apparently i got pissed at her and brought up this one time she didnt go to a show with me because it was too much, and chided her for wanting to stay with me because she was concerned at the state i was in. i feel horrible and now have to try to make it up some how.

im a mess.

[kunk75]

this is the funniest fucking reference on sufu in probably forever.

i wish they made chicks like nicotine when i was 18 and had some backed-up mayonaise to spray.

shhh it's me, casper.

[NatseOklim]

this is the funniest fucking reference on sufu in probably forever.

i wish they made chicks like nicotine when i was 18 and had some backed-up mayonaise to spray.

Yeah, I tried to rep for it but I couldn't. I lost my copy of kids

[Guest Phrost]

i confess that i slept with two dudes and did not find out until the next morning.

i took the morning-after pill but, fuck..

loose lips sink dicks

[jordanelias]

Today I woke up early so that I could have an easy morning and get to class on time.

Class started six minutes ago! How did this happen!?

[freecat]

happens to me every time. i should be in class now but i have to prepare my housemate's bday, cook a cake, send a few packages... i'll never have time.

can someone point me to the ugly girl thread ? i got some gem from facebook (not my friends hopefully).

[selaviso]

i totally gave up wearing socks with vans.... or any shoe. but now my feet are cold. fuck it.

[sushijerk]

Nicotine is awesome. This is the kind of confessionals we need to see vs. the "i wanted to talk to this girl and wussed out again" type.

Damn girl two dudes? What kinda time span? Both white? Did u at least let an asian brother watch?

[ExileOnMainSt]

im a mess.

yesterday all i ate was a few handfuls of nuts and a slim jim thanks to the adderall. then i drank. then i got way too drunk. then i blacked out. this morning i come to find out i left my bag in the deli across the street and this girl whom i really like was nice enough to bring it up to my room where she found me half awake/coherent and way too blotto. apparently i got pissed at her and brought up this one time she didnt go to a show with me because it was too much, and chided her for wanting to stay with me because she was concerned at the state i was in. i feel horrible and now have to try to make it up some how.

im a mess.

thats awesome

when i get blackout drunk I usually wake up embarassed, although I do not remember anything to be embarassed about, I guess Im just pre-embarassed for the up and coming stories of my drunk and disorderly conduct

the inherent embarrasment in the morning is classic

[kunk75]

and was it at the same time? if not, shower between or did you have a two-seed blend stirring around? Inquiring minds want to know.

Nicotine is awesome. This is the kind of confessionals we need to see vs. the "i wanted to talk to this girl and wussed out again" type.

Damn girl two dudes? What kinda time span? Both white? Did u at least let an asian brother watch?

[gaydad]

i confess that i slept with two dudes and did not find out until the next morning.

i took the morning-after pill but, fuck..

no offense but you are an inspiration for me to be a good father...

[chronoaug]

nic- Shit, there were two of em'? Daym gurl. Werk

I still don't understand why girls try to talk to me while i'm playing video games or beer pong tourney or the arcade basketball shooting game at a bar. I'm not listening to you, so you may as well just wait.

Also, does dominating a bunch of douchebags at a beer pong tourney, downing natty lights make me a bro? How about if i wore my vintage lacoste jacket today? Damn...

[NatseOklim]

When I was 18 I won a holiday to a Club Med in Florida for myself and a friend. We drunk half a bottle of tequila and half a bottle of vodka on the plane and when we arrived (late evening) we drank the rest in the hotel room. Woke up the next day not remembering anything but finding puddles of sick in about 8 different places in our room and all the furniture turned over.

[sidneylo]

I hope nicotine was plowed by two white guys, just so it'll be another step forward for the As-Am female community.

[dunkin deeznuts]

I hope nicotine was plowed by two white guys, just so it'll be another step forward for the As-Am female community.

only if they made her wear a conical straw hat and play GI invade my village!!!

[kunk75]

my asian brothers-

if it helps even the score i am happy to shove chopsticks up two random CWGs cooters on my next coffee break. lemme know.

[sidneylo]

my asian brothers-

if it helps even the score i am happy to shove chopsticks up two random CWGs cooters on my next coffee break. lemme know.

Mmm nyotaimori…

[kunk75]

^haha. i'm surprised I have to say. this kind of attention-grabbing behavior strikes me odd for nicotine. (10)

[bernt]

^haha. i'm surprised I have to say. this kind of attention-grabbing behavior strikes me odd for nicotine. (10)

Jimmyc's flashing (10) gif would be a bit more suitable here.

[jl3969]

nicotine you dumb cunt. will somebody volunteer to cum in her mouth just to slap it out?

[wesc]

whoa whoa... getting a lil tooo harsh ... no ?