what are you reading on the toilet today? crap edition

[ordo]

There are few things better in life than stolen moments alone on the toilet. This is the time to read strange abandoned books and magazines that you can't even remember buying. Post whatever it is you are reading while taking care of business today.

Personally, I like to catch up on the Royal Family while on the throne.

[squirtlepk]

I just text people. Who wants to be texted?

[OkayOkay]

got this ages ago, when I was like 14 or 15...it's still the only book I pick up in the bathroom. I've read and re-read virtually every break in Ca, and only a few of them are actually accurate to the description.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

i poop efficiently, so i usually stay just long enough to read a couple of comic strips

get fuzzy, baby blues, bizarro, family circus

[funkdoobi]

i take my netbook, prop it up on the garbage can, then surf ebay.