3rd World Problems

[broneck]

for those of us who aren't a bourgeoisie member of the upper crust in a wealthy g20 nation, post your gripes here

[funkdoobi]

i'm pretty sure if you have an internet connection and are posting on sufu, you're not allowed to post in this thread with your problems.

[Spastic_Koala]

Does finding $20 billion in treasure in an Indian temple, and now the temple has to pay for security, qualify as a 3rd world problem? Or is it a 1st world - 3rd world problem collab?

Assuming you consider India a 3rd world country still.

[broneck]

i'm looking more for

"chimpanzees stole my 9th baby, ntekeyembe, from his crib while we slept."

[Kasper]

Assuming you consider India a 3rd world country still.

I think the tap water test is the best indication of a nation progress.

Can drink the tap water without any issue: 1st world

Tap water taste like shit and may get you sick: developing nation

Tap water will make you sick: 3rd world

[OkayOkay]

this thread is gonna go nowhere fast unless it gets retitled "Sufu talks about our perception of how 3rd world problems impact our 1st world desires"

I was going to vacation in Mexico, but drug violence issues make me afraid of visiting my favorite beach.

or

I was touring Italy and got pickpocketed by a 5 year old gypsy, now I don't have enough money for the day to but the statuette I wanted and have to come back tomorrow.

[Fuuma]

I really hate having to stop to bribe policemen when I'm being driven around a 4X4 in some third world "paradise", some guy I know now try to run them over.

[funkdoobi]

^ that wasn't funny.

[OkayOkay]

considering how strapped those Federales are, I would def not be fucking with them. I seen dudes carrying what look to be grenade launchers at checkpoints.

[mr fluffernutter]

I think the tap water test is the best indication of a nation progress.

Can drink the tap water without any issue: 1st world

Tap water taste like shit and may get you sick: developing nation

Tap water will make you sick: 3rd world

Canada doesn't have 100% drinkable tap water...

[StrangeLove]

I went to go poop outside and there were no leaves in my vicinity

[goat]

i left to go hunting, and returned to find Tarzan stole my jungle book.

[broneck]

Toronto = first world

Reserves = 3rd world

[redX]

I think the tap water test is the best indication of a nation progress.

Can drink the tap water without any issue: 1st world

Tap water taste like shit and may get you sick: developing nation

what's tap water?: 3rd world

fixed that for you

[syed]

[Guest naknakBeast]

i have to flush the toilet with a bucket of water.

[Spastic_Koala]

^ you have excess water?

[mmfood]

There's too many Tsetse flies buzzing around, I can't even enjoy my feces sandwich.

[broneck]

i regret making this cruel, heartless thread

[Guest naknakBeast]

^ you have excess water?

rain water.

[funkdoobi]

i regret making this cruel, heartless thread

you created a breeding ground for unfunny jokes.

[evisu 2000]

i ain't fucking with tap water outside of ny

[Transistor]

i ain't fucking with tap water outside of ny

funny you say that

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copepod#Water_supplies

superlatepass but too relevant not to post

[WillKhitie]

"Can't do coke in peace, kids keep knocking on my windshield. These people."

[broneck]

Khat shortage has all my child soldiers detoxin'.

[Fuuma]

^ that wasn't funny.

It's an actual anecdote...

[mmfood]

I got my left foot cut off as a punishment for trying to steal my neighbor's goat. But its all good, I still got my ol' right foo......uucccckkkkkk, Gangrene.