1st World Problems

[FatCook]

Electric toothbrush runs out of battery, have to go manual for last bit.

 

[Hsin8]

you can jack off with an electric tootbrush?

[uhhuh69]

erm..

[xchen]

Saw food truck. Got excited. It was Olive Garden food truck...

[itsbenhere]

hoping Greece will make the euro drop so i can cop some jawnz

 

who the fuck buys jawnz from europe? feel bad for europeans actually since it's going to make jawn coppin' a lot more expensive.

[Charts]

fuck Greece, should of defaulted. Lazy bums.

[lchi]

Edited July 26, 2015 by uizm

[timber]

I've been working nights and every morning for the past week this census lady comes by and buzzes my place a dozen times, somehow weasels her way into the apartment without getting buzzed in and then bangs on my door for like five minutes straight. By the time I'm actually awake I feel way too awkward to answer the door -- and plus I JUST woke up. 

I don't want to be randomly selected for some weird statistics interview. I just want to be left aloooooneeee....

[uhhuh69]

lying in bed knowing you made plans to go and get dinner today with someone and thinking 'fuck i cba'

[SSchadenfreude]

Fighting the urge to let out a fart while getting relaxing massage

[Matd]

lying in bed knowing you made plans to go and get dinner today with someone and thinking 'fuck i cba'

 

hope dinner was good =]

[Thatboyo]

when you buy a new tv and selected in store pickup only to realize it's too wide for the sedan

[Kasper]

Really wanted some primeknit NMD and spent over an hour proving to Adidas I wasn't a robot while being unable to load the stupid shoes to my cart. Of course they ended selling out. Worst technology ever.

[promsuit]

indigo stains on the RR seats

 

the darndest

Edited June 13, 2016 by promsuit