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Superparents... just dont understand.


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parents just don't understand why my calendar be filled with tracking #s

parents just don't understand why u can't throw away the stack of shipping labels on your desk.. "transaction problems mom"

parents just don't understand that dude who sends me jawns from japan along with cookies is not an online rapist

parents just don't understand why some jeans gotta be washed separately and at different temperatures with soap that looks like crack

parents just don't understand why or how some dude in korea is making me custom measured clothing... without actually measuring me

parents just don't understand why im wearing a tank top under a t-shirt under a cardigan under a blazer under a coat

parents just don't understand why i b cuffin ma pants to show sock

parents just don't understand why if u want gore-tex jawn it cannot simply be north face

parents just don't understand why i got a t-shirt, sweater and cape with the same joy division cover but by 3 different brands

parents just don't understand why i got a different knife or flashlight every other week

parents just don't understand why i got different nato straps for different days

parents just don't understand why i go from gel to pomade

parents just don't understand why i patch the jeans near my dick before they even been worn

parents just don't understand they're not fuckin converse mom they're VISVIM KIEFER HIGHS

parents just don't understand why my wallet more expensive than my credit card limit

parents just don't understand why i b sniffin and strokin my own leather jackets

parents just don't understand why i gotta eat burgers every other day at different joints

parents just don't understand why i wear varsity jacket when i suck at sports

parents just don't understand why i cant carry my cellphone in my front pocket

parents just dont understand why i can't b wearin this black jawn with that black jawn cause it "doesn't synergize"

parents just dont understand why i look like a railroad worker when the last train i been near was made of lego

THEY JUST DONT UNDERSTAND MAN

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Parents just don't understand why I keep a record of how many days I have worn my jawns.

Parents just don't understand why I piss my money away, instead of saving up for a car.

Yeah, I don't understand this either.

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parents don't understand why people go on the deep web

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mom doesn't understand why there's so many of pictures of me covering my face with both hands in the same outfit on the camera she took to my little sister's recital.

parents don't understand why saying forever alone is funny

parents don't understand how lonely I really am.

parents don't understand why I'm embarrassed.

parents don't understand how I go from spending all of my money on computer/console games to spending all of my money on fashun.

parents don't understand how I'm not gay

parents don't understand

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