superfuture (i promise you this thread is only about superfuture)

[echoepidemic]

the gunman is sucking you off and you have to choose between the wheels. if you choose wrong you will be shot by henchmen.

[sawyer]

"Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice."

[bouwnt]

am i tied up with nylon rope or some polypropylene shit the gunman found in his apartment complex basement storage room?

ethylene glycol.

i tried that last week on a squirrel and he screamed like a little bitch

[not_a_virus.exe]

why can't we keep penguins as pets? many of them don't live in freezing temperatures. take for example, the adorable humboldt penguin that infest the peruvian landscape.

[branespload]

u r the worst

[goat]

they're fridge humpers

[not_a_virus.exe]

a butterfly prompts a mass waddling:

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[not_a_virus.exe]

humboldt penguins no less

[TTM]

Perhaps they are difficult to domesticate and require living arrangements only a zoo can provide

[BeachHouse]

A+ Thread Will Read Again;

[not_a_virus.exe]

does anyone have any penguin recipes?

[not_a_virus.exe]

Perhaps they are difficult to domesticate and require living arrangements only a zoo can provide

i beg to differ:

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i don’t think it’s any coincidence that the timing and guest coincides with the peak of mario lopez’s career:

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proof that penguins can and have been domesticated:

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[Hocus Pocus]

A better question is why can't we domesticate and breed red pandas as pets?

[broneck]

sloth bears

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[not_a_virus.exe]

i wanna start a penguin farm. any pointers?

[GOOSHI]

[HOLY]

i wanna start a penguin farm. any pointers?

Robocop some ice, penguins look like they are retarded i.m.o

[not_a_virus.exe]

penguins look like they are retarded i.m.o

what the hell is your problem against penguins

you don't see me going up to your face and saying you look like a poop

[RandR]

why the fuck have all these idiots from 4chan ended up here?

[Begåvningsreserven]

i wanna start a penguin farm. any pointers?

keep the penguins and the sloth bears separated.

The penguin egg is very fragile and the sloth bear in his excited state of mind might damage the egg.

[indesertum]

i would domesticate a panda only if i could ride him around instead of a fixed gear bicycle or a vespa. i'd be next level hipster. so hip my grandpa breaks me

[ninetynine]

keep the penguins and the sloth bears separated.

The penguin egg is very fragile and the sloth bear in his excited state of mind might damage the egg.

This

Also, if the penguins are Galapagos Penguins then don't put them in cold temperatures. Because Galapagos Penguins are from the Galapagos Islands where it is hot.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

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[michaelttizzle]

what the hell is your problem against penguins

you don't see me going up to your face and saying you look like a poop

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[not_a_virus.exe]

whoever just combined all my threads together is not giving me a very good impression of this forum.

[e0d9n0b5]

whoever just combined all my threads together is not giving me a very good impression of this forum.

supertrash sucks ever since Begåvningsreserven was banned. Unban Begåvningsreserven!!!!

[denimdestroyedmylife]

welcome to supertrash

[not_a_virus.exe]

that was not tactful. what i meant to say is that whoever combined all my threads AND edited my thread title is an obvious penguin HATER.

[blm14]

NAV there is kind of a standing rule here that most posts, if possible, should be put into existing threads rather than having new ones created.

Also nobody will let you bitch about forum management/leadership like they did on HF. Criticize forum admins and down drops the ban-hammer.

[Begåvningsreserven]