Christina Hendricks Appreciation

[ohsnap]

ask and you shall receive

jesus titty fucking christ.

hendricks appreciation thred..

[Magsåvningsreserven]

5 stars

stadium status

[santos]

Holy shit.

[shea butter]

even though she doesn't have much backs, request for more thigh, hips and ass shots.

[mspark]

I saw them tittays the other day and thought, "Who the fuck is that?!!?"

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[thorough]

plenty of backs i dont know what you are talkin bout

[thorough]

[Magsåvningsreserven]

om.... g

steady pace, don't peak

[jayrock]

i came

[lawless]

me too

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[mpcec]

holy shit...

[evisu 2000]

dumps like a truck

[broneck]

curse your rockin' tits!

[ohsnap]

can i get an amen?

zKTNDgCTyVU

[Magsåvningsreserven]

[onemancult]

this is another one that you take one look at her and you start to think about how nothing in your life has ever meant that much to you until you saw her, you know? your grandfather died in your arms, but fuck it, he was already 75 and retired, and his tits didn't stand straight at attention away from his chest. your mother may have told you the story of how your father beat her when he was drunk for years before the divorce, and that's why you grew up eating rice a roni on crackers for dinner every night, but your mom's ass doesn't look like a pale white pair of finely-crafted bongo skins stretched over two thick christmas hams, awaiting the rhythmic slapping of your pelvic bones, and your father is just a distant memory. those experiences stung, for sure, but you brushed them off and lived life.

then christina comes along and all you can think about is what it would be like to suffocate between her thighs, your face a grey-blue canvas for the sticky secretions of her saucehole, delicate red hairs pasted to your upper lip, making you look like hacksaw jim duggan. the cops wouldn't even be able to arrest her because she'd charm her way out of the charges, and as you flash back to reality and make eye contact with her, you whisper under your breath, "death by fiery fun flaps. what a way to go."

[shea butter]

To imagine she's married to a guy thats freaking out

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[Wolves]

She is possibly the only reason I watch Mad Men.

[shea butter]

^^^

nah son. Starting to get ahead of ourselves now.

[DüM]

mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[willy cheesesteak]

it's like omc reads minds

[blm14]

She was my #1 in the redhead appreciation thread. This is EXACTLY the kind of body that I like in a woman - not that she's fat, but that girl is no skinny boy-body. I like big curves and big tits and am OK with a little jiggle here and there.

[willy cheesesteak]

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[willy cheesesteak]

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[redX]

Scarlett Johansson is so 2009

[Magsåvningsreserven]

^^owe you mega rape

[willy cheesesteak]

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[billy.]

when jose types it's like God using him as a vessel, fam.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

I suspect only omc could come up with a passage containing Hacksaw Jim Duggan so beautiful