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buying Edward Furlong online


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i dunno.. but remember him from the terminator movies.. he had that lisp and you wanted to grab his mouth and make him pronounce the words correctly.. if you see him nowadays he's all cool and drugged up, with a cig dangling from his mouth with an ash 7 inches long, and so much baggage under his eyes you'd think he was about to visit Cambodia.

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to the winning bidder, Edward will come to your house, or apartment, or seedy hotel room for no more than 4.5 hours, wherein you may declothe, bathe, spank and buttsex, or recite dialogue to him from his megahit movie 'Pecker'. 25% of proceeds will go to getting Eddie work again.

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to the winning bidder, Edward will come to your house, or apartment, or seedy hotel room for no more than 4.5 hours, wherein you may declothe, bathe, spank and buttsex, or recite dialogue to him from his megahit movie 'Pecker'. 25% of proceeds will go to getting Eddie work again.

yes please. edward furlong is a fine specimen.

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