Help my girlfriend get a girlfriend

[dismalfuture]

my girlfriend has a crush on this leggy Korean thing, and I do admit, she is fly as fuck, but I'm pretty sure my girlfriend isn't going to bag her the way she's going. K-beezies aren't gonna turn lesbian for another woman, possibly for me, yes, but for a woman, probably not.

I don't want to completely incriminate myself and drop my K-beezy knowledge or leak my game tips to her about going full-on with a K-beezy when the time is right, so what kind of advice can I give her?

My girlfriend is not interested in lesbians btw, she's just trying to pick up on this one completely straight girl she likes and turn her gay. Lesbians are of no interest to her, I guess I feel her on that, it's about the chase.

My girlfriend had plans to take her to the public sauna tonight, show off her body and get some touching and shit in, I think that plan fell apart and they didn't go. Any tips on how to bring this girl closer to my girlfriend? It will be a big deal for my girlfriend if she gets the girl she wants, and if anyone has legitimate wisdom about bringing in a second girl for legitimate sex on the regular, much appreciated. I can repay you in TOJ jawnz if we get something successful all worked out here based on your pro tips.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

you have a good life

[akuma no uta]

my best friend for a few years was a lezzy chick that every 6 months would find a new straight chick and turn her to the darkside. ill have to call her and get some tips for you. i do know she would use flowers and coldplay songs and myspace and that kind of shit a lot.

but she also ruined lesbo anything for me, it actually gets kinda old and annoying when youre trying to watch a movie and two chicks are all making out and talking and shit during the movie. (yeah, i def lose some straight points for that one i guess0

[dismalfuture]

How can I get the three of us to take Viagras at the same time? I think that'd produce results.

[dismalfuture]

my best friend for a few years was a lezzy chick that every 6 months would find a new straight chick and turn her to the darkside. ill have to call her and get some tips for you. i do know she would use flowers and coldplay songs and myspace and that kind of shit a lot.

good call on the coldplay, I'll relay that info to her or at least find a K-pop version of coldplay to sub with.

[Astérix]

How can I get the three of us to take Viagras at the same time? I think that'd produce results.

Non alcoholic (maybe yes to the alcohol???) viagra spiked cockstailz

[Guest umhaha84]

bah going sauna probably would never work, unless they see each other more regularly and shit.

[akuma no uta]

How can I get the three of us to take Viagras at the same time? I think that'd produce results.

say its something else. or like asterix said, spike some liquor.

[Astérix]

The sauna idea reminds me of the Seinfeld where Elaine goes into the sauna and kops a feel for Jerry. I bet if your girlfriend invited the Kbeezy for a "movie and makeover" night or some sort of girls only sleepover shit would start happening.

[junglejane]

1. invite her over for a seemingly innocuous sleepover with movie and girly cocktails.

2. get mildly buzzed

3. watch porn

4. get horny

I guess this might work i've never done it before

[whitney]

if u can bag that leggy korean you should then suggest a threesome with your gf..then enjoy the show?

[lotek01]

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[redX]

if u can bag that leggy korean you should then suggest a threesome with your gf..then enjoy the show?

thank you captain obvious

[whitney]

i dunno i never attempted to get a chick in bed before

[bouwnt]

indeed. "attempt" would imply that the female, at one point or

another, had the chance to decline

[branespload]

good call on the coldplay, I'll relay that info to her or at least find a K-pop version of coldplay to sub with.

TEAM K-POP IS ON IT. "HWAITING"~

[broken_dubz]

how old is the target beezy? friend her on facebook and check out her profile, if shes in her late teens/early 20's/or goes to college then, shes probably:

you've already made a huge leap of progress if her profile says that, but then again she might just be like 99% of girls with that on their profiles, and just seeking attention.

Oh and by 'networking' i'm pretty sure the girl whos profile i stole this off meant she was looking to lez out, preferentially with a 12" strap on.

[WayneGibbous]

If you can pull this off we will be needing pics

[blm14]

If you think the target beezy is more likely to be interested in YOU than the GF, then see if you can do the threesome first. If your GF interested in just a one-on-one with this chick?

BTW: I've had girlfriends like this in the past (long ago, prehistory we're talking here) and usually it ends badly.

[mrchariybrown]

1. invite her over for a seemingly innocuous sleepover with movie and girly cocktails.

2. get mildly buzzed

3. watch porn

4. get horny

I guess this might work i've never done it before

hey dis, all that but change #2 by replacing #1's girly cocktails with red death cocktails

here's my favorite way of making them:

1 oz vodka

1 oz soco

1 oz amaretto

1 oz triple sec

0.5 oz peach schnapps

0.5 oz sloe gin

0.5 oz lime juice

3 oz orange juice

it tastes like a girly cocktail, kind of like hawaiian punch, but has the massive drunk-inducing capabilities similar to long island ice teas (like the ones made in the states, not korea )

or just put a toj leather on your gf.. the girl will want to touch and probably cream herself on contact

[High Monika]

Also, I found this picture amongst the image results

[Astérix]

hey dis, all that but change #2 by replacing #1's girly cocktails with red death cocktails

here's my favorite way of making them:

1 oz vodka

1 oz soco

1 oz amaretto

1 oz triple sec

0.5 oz peach schnapps

0.5 oz sloe gin

0.5 oz lime juice

3 oz orange juice

it tastes like a girly cocktail, kind of like hawaiian punch, but has the massive drunk-inducing capabilities similar to long island ice teas (like the ones made in the states, not korea )

or just put a toj leather on your gf.. the girl will want to touch and probably cream herself on contact

I think doing girly "makeover" shit is important though because one can easily initiate physical contact through that. That cocktail sounds like a win...maybe add a sexual stimulant they sell at the vitamin store or something.

[mrchariybrown]

I think doing girly "makeover" shit is important though because one can easily initiate physical contact through that. That cocktail sounds like a win...maybe add a sexual stimulant they sell at the vitamin store or something.

my suggestion + some maca (peruvian ginseng)

that stuff is supposed to get you and the beezies DTF

[junglejane]

makeovers are fun

try out new looks like ganguros or sharpie eyebrowed cholas

then do corny myspace pics in the mirror, have her offer to spread some glittery self tanner on the kbeeze "oh hay this new self tanner doesn't streak lemme put some on you"

[Gravitas]

Step up your makeover game and give that beezy a Brazilian wax. Then your girl should be like, "Oh let me put some lotion on that ish, looks a bit red."

Yo... how to pick up straight guys?

[bhoknows]

will contact nyu lez friend for tips & tricks

[sybaritical]

How can I get the three of us to take Viagras at the same time? I think that'd produce results.

Bateman concept.

Refer to chapter entitled "girls" Page 282 in 1st edition of American Psycho. Replace the hooker with your girlfriend ( as she is obviously already present and you have no need to hire paid help) and omit any use of butchers knives, matches, pliers, car batteries and jump cables. You may overdose the subject of you and your partner's mutual desire on ecstasy if you wish, but that rather depends on whether you figure the scene will pan out in the long term, how difficult it will be to shirk responsibility the morning after and, of course, how stringent the drug laws are in your country. If she even makes to A+E when you've both done with her.

[DaBestSpoona]

1. girls night out

2. liquor at your place, play some soft music like Air or Gilberto Gil

3. have your girl bring up the topic of vibrators, and coincidentally have a few unopened ones(not too big might scare her) with brand new batteries.

4. product demo

5. hidden cam setup

[polishmike]

4 pills of ecstasy is all you need.

[redgrail]

^^this will not work.

i suggest a modified jj approach>>>

1. invite for movies and cocktails.

2. spike the shit out of said cocktails while masking LD50 levels of ethanol with a shitton of sugary juices n shit.

3. watch sexy movie, massage shoulders

4. talk about sexy movie > talk about sex in general

5. "oh, i have this lesbian porno that is so hot... here, let me show you"

6. watch lesbian porn, make sure it really IS hot

7. if process fails to produce results, but piques interest, step up next time. perhaps even take her to a lesbo club. those places have serious sexual energy/tension in the air, and basically anything goes (at least in the states/europe... don't know about korea)

8. go slow. it would be pretty easy to scare a girl off if you rush it.

god speed, my friend. god speed.