Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

[DJ_Flame]

me: I just got my supreme fitteds for u

her: oh snap I'm bout to cream da panties!

me: I just got my supreme fitteds for u

her: oh snap I'm bout to cream da panties!

me: I just got my supreme fitteds for u

her: oh snap I'm bout to cream da panties!

OH DAYUM!!!!

[mouko]

OH DAYUM!!!!

[mouko]

OH DAYUM!!!!

[MonkeyFresh]

Girl 1: This one actually fucken worked... got it in last night

Me: Hay What's up

Her: Hey just chillin whats up

Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?

Her: Yea of course?

Me: Can i tap dat?

Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?

Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence

After this point she did'nt text back, and my friend that's really good friend with her called me to go run, and he was like... "ayo... did u text (*so&so*)?" Then i explained to him what i did and he was like "Oh yea cuz she thought someone stole your phone and was being an ass, she was freakin out" So i called her and I told her it was a joke, cleared things up and apologized

Then...

Her: Lol if i texted that to anyone itd be serious, lmao

Me: Lmaooo u should try it and c what u get lmao

Her: Haa! Anyway i have been kinda lonely (*myName*). Ill still take you up on that offer if ur down

Me: Wait lmao r u serious or are u tryin to get back at me for freakin u out?

Her: Idk quess ull have to figure out for urself

Me: Touche... Well plated ma'am haha

Me: In all honesty tho I would

Her: Well this just got interesting

Me: Well thanks to u it did

a good 15 mins pass while I'm waiting for my friend to go for a run, so then...

Me: Im gona asume u were tryin to get me back lmao like I said well played ma'am, well played hahahahahaha

Her: Thanks but im disappointed now lol

Me: Ayayay ur killin me (*so&so*) haha u know my answer, lmk urs

Her: I think ive made myself pretty clear..

Me: True, im gonna run right now ill call u when I get back

Her: Alright

Other attempts (epic failz but great lulz tho haha)

Girl 2:

Me: Hay wha't up its (*myName*)

Her: (*myName*)! Hiiii. Wats going on

Me: Hay! n2m what about u?

Her: At the airport, Mom is going to India. My brother dad and I are going on Tuesday

Me: Ooo cool should be fun! but can I ask u a serious question tho?

Her: Ya. Whatsup?

Me: Can I tap dat?

Her: Lol. Ur an idiot

Me: Cmon baby time is of the essence I need an answer

Her: Lol. The answer is no. Stupid. How was lab?

We studied abroad together last semester, and we had to take a summer Biomed lab cuz it was'nt possible in Europe, she did the earlier summer session, I just finished (copped the A )

Girl 3: For this next one, Me and my friend were simul-txting her and set ourselves up so that He would text her "Can I tap" and I finished with the "Dat ass?" LMAO

Me: Hay, whatsup? Just felt like sayin hi, have'nt talked in a while

Her: R u w/ (*Friend's last name)? He just texted me

Me: Huh? Nah im in my room chillin, we gonna blaze later but that's later lol

Her: Oh bc he legit texted me 2 minutes before you

Me: O wow lmao wierd o_O what chu up to tho?

Her: Nothing really, hanging with fam for my dad's birthday, you?

Me: Jus chillin in my room, was on fb b4 but was getting bored.. been really pensive lately, think I can ask u a serious question?

Her: Yeah, whats up?

Me: Dat ass?

Her: OK you guys are retarded really

Me: Cmon baby time is of the essence I need an answer

Her: Just fuckin stop! both of u

Girl 4: This girl is actually a good friend of girl 1 (the one I smashed) so I had a good laugh with this

Me: Hay what's up its (*myName*)

Her: O hey

Me: Can I ask u a serious question?

Her: Uh. . . Sure i guess lol

Me: Can I tap dat?

Her: Lmao!

Me: Cmon baby time is of the essence I need an answer!

Her: I already heard from (Girl 1) Lol but thx for the laugh

Me: Lmaooo im glad u found it funny too =)

And there we have it SF... My fun for last night... Was suppose to blaze after my run but i got to "Tap dat ass"

[weidna]

i didnt know people who were neither 'ghetto' nor 'black' nor 'over the age of 14' still used LMAO in text messages. could at least harken back to the classics with an LOL and save yourself a letter.

and boy, quit askin questions bein all skidish. if she say she want it go get it.

[weidna]

Lmaoooooo (10 gayboobs)

[Moksha]

the hypebeast ones were hilarious

i think i might give this a try.

[Moksha]

i didnt know people who were neither 'ghetto' nor 'black' nor 'over the age of 14' still used LMAO in text messages.

Not to spoil the laughter or 'lol' at all here but why couldn't you just leave it at 'over the age 14'?

Like what does race or class have to do with using "LMAO"? seems kind of silly to me and can be tad bit offensive to others.

[back211]

here we go another time arounnndd

i failed many times but every once in a while....

Me: ey gurl ive had an amazing day, you could make it better by telling me when you going to let me tap that

her: thats a disgusting way to ask someone for favors

Me: girl u better give me an answer

Way Later

Her: So did you mean what you said the yest?

me:yea of course i want your hot ass

Her: wanna come over right now?

))))))))))))))))) this does work

here are fcking pictures to prove it so assholes dont get neg rep again for disbelief

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/mikeyback/090811-025314.jpg

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/mikeyback/090811-025751.jpg

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/mikeyback/090811-025853.jpg

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/mikeyback/090811-025953.jpg

missing this one

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/mikeyback/090811-030047.jpg

like couple min ago

[03:23] back211: let me ask you a q

[03:23] LovlyEnglishRose: sure hot stuff ask away

[03:23] back211: so

[03:24] back211: um

[03:24] back211: when u gunna let me tap THAT

[03:24] LovlyEnglishRose: huh? wtf?

[03:24] LovlyEnglishRose: seriously?

[03:24] back211: o definetly serious

[03:24] LovlyEnglishRose: FUCK you your just messing with me you asshole

[03:25] back211: im serious!!

[03:25] LovlyEnglishRose: i dunno

[03:25] LovlyEnglishRose: hmm

[03:25] LovlyEnglishRose: sometime

[03:25] LovlyEnglishRose: i guess

[03:25] back211: when?

[03:25] back211: i demand answer

[03:25] LovlyEnglishRose: haha dummy

[03:26] LovlyEnglishRose: um next week i have that day off

[03:26] back211: what day?

[03:26] LovlyEnglishRose: tues

[03:26] back211: how bout now?

[03:26] LovlyEnglishRose: how about tues?

[back211]

o damn

sorry but the quality is really bad ill post some screen shots of canitapthat IM's

sht keeps me occupied

[034936]

was expecting pictures of naked ass..

didn;t prove shit

[Akira]

was expecting pictures of naked ass..

didn;t prove shit

+1 abcdefgh