Cougars

[WayneGibbous]

Have any Cougar stories? I don't have many but wish to hear some. Please share.

[sawn-off chef]

i am in full support of this thread. i work at a cvs in a town filled with elderly so i get 80 year old cougars trying t osink their teeth into me, but i stay strong.

[Broke_folk]

Great thread +rep.... Just waiting for stories......

[Mr Waffles]

you cant rep anyone.

[dismalfuture]

I'll get back to this thread once I collect my thoughts.

[WayneGibbous]

you cant rep anyone.

he can now;)

[AstroWolf]

I 100% honestly and completely did not get what the hell this thread was about at first, now i only have a slight idea, but it cant be good.

[suicide]

we get cougars wandering through our back yards every once and a while here

oh...

[WayneGibbous]

let me help gents:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cougar

[Mr Waffles]

i see a lot of cougars at work. What does it for me more than the ones that go out looking for it are the ones that just be looking steezy all the time. always a hot soccer mom with a good healthy body and hot layered shoulder length hair driving some sort of European car and wearing tight, but not too tight J crew pants concept.

[AstroWolf]

In 93 i was 14 and working disco 2000 at The Limelight, I was just a candy raver kid, but the "Beards" and "Cougars" were like nothing else, and in 93 they loved us cute young ravers. ALL my friends were getting coked out and drunked up with the older Poon. I thought they were nuts, was on too much acid, they reminded me of my mom or her friends.

Me? I was blowing it chasing 15 year old candy ravers and getting nowhere. Constant friend zone and no pussy, only a random tit or two.

If only then you had posted such a thread and given little astrowolf a fucking clue...

As to the topic at hand, bitch better bring cash if she wants young dick. (even though now i might be too old to actually even be on the Couger radar... odd how life works.)

[Sayword]

wathing this thread

[sawyer]

paging jayrock to this thread

[destructodisk]

i am in full support of this thread. i work at a cvs in a town filled with elderly so i get 80 year old cougars trying t osink their teeth into me, but i stay strong.

you dummy

don't post when you have nothing to say

[Orion]

My brother just ended a 3 year relationship with a 40 y/o, he just turned 25. She used to look great, but definitely fell off over the last year or so. They met in the classic cougar way, a hotel bar in SF. She used to be filthy rich too as her family owned a bunch of strip malls and commercial real estate, but I guess it's almost all gone. She ended up being crazy as fuck too. Kicked in my parents door, would wait outside his house for hours after he broke up with her, shit like that. Everyone used to laugh and be all jealous until it got weird.

[icandunkonu]

i got a story or two.......details later

[billy.]

almost hooked up with one at my summer office job.

pretty hot.

tan blonde jersey wife..

we used to talk online after i quit

was supposed to meet up but

she told me she had a dream that me and some other guy were doing her.

i'm like ok. freak. whatever

and then she says in her dream the other guy started fucking me.

while she was blowing me.

i was like whoa.

too fucking intense.

and stood her up. (0)

[Broke_folk]

WG-

I'll + rep when I can.. Good shit buddy.

[lak]

Going to a cougar party my friend is organizing sometime in the next month. Will report back with details and pictures if possible.

[Yardsale]

I hooked up with my friend when she was still living in palm springs and that weekend we went to a bar in town and there was this cougar at the bar that looked hot and she told me how she hadn't been married long when her husband died fighting in iraq. i still hit.

[Gouf]

ive been approached probably like a total 3 times?

honestly when they get that freaky look in their eyes like, "I want your young dick" look it kind of spooks me abit. not the same as younger/older chick look, something way more filthy.

I hooked up with one who had just moved to LA from NY a few months ago, but really when it came down to going back over to give it to her I actually flaked. Im neither ashamed nor proud, cougars arnt exactly what pornos make them to be. Theyre controlling as fuck. really the best way to deal with them is to be blunt about what you want to do and keep it at that. would never actually date an old bish

[16steps]

i dont have any cougar stories per se, just encounters with cougars.

two weeks ago i went to my buddies GFs house for a little get together. Her mom was also home and drinking with us. She professed her attraction to me and started showing me her tits (pierced). She then proceeded to tell me that if i ever wanted she'd be there for a casual fuck. This was all going on as her husband was upstairs sleeping.

a few months earlier a 40ish lady came up to me at the

gym and asked me "how much to suck your dick" and we just laughed it off. She still smiles at me when she sees me.

The ladies who have wimpy or nerdy husbands like the shit out of me.

[ghostdeini]

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[mono14]

i dont get how casual white people are with mother-fucking. you crazy fucks.

[junglejane]

can we have a hot older guys thread? I wanna hear Minou's stories on DILFS.

[e0d9n0b5]

yes min babe unsheath your dilf knowledge, let us in the dilf cave

[pieiskewl]

I like how this thread is tagged with oldvag

[WayneGibbous]

Forgot about this encounter. Military people may understand this better:

I've banged a few older Army chics but when I was in training at Fort Sam Houston in San Antonio I was at a the on-post bar and this cougar, who was also in training, started talking to me in the pool room out of nowhere. She was ok looking, short, skinny blonde, late thirties. There was a fight about ten minutes later and they closed the bar so she asked if I wanted to go downtown to the Riverwalk. I said yes as I had nothing better to do and about 20 minutes later I was making out with her in the middle of Coyote Ugly. We went to a few other bars and made out with her in front of a bunch of people (as cougars love to do apparently) and then went to a hotel nearby. Within about two hours of meeting her I was digging in her guts. The best part was she had a charge of quarters shift (she was an E6 or E7 and I was an E4) at like 2am so she had to bounce right away and I never saw her again.

But yeah she was down for whatever - freaky as hell. Found out she had like 4 kids and a husband in Houston.

[redX]

I'm confus, what's the difference between a cougar and a milf?

[Gravitas]

I'm confus, what's the difference between a cougar and a milf?

A cougar is "on the prowl" whereas a MILF is exactly what the name says, a "Mother I'd Like to Fuck."

can we have a hot older guys thread? I wanna hear Minou's stories on DILFS.

Yes Minou, please do share!