facebook statuses: yours, what is it.

[weidna]

"weidna is in cabo. thanks for resurrecting, j-man."

tell me what you're telling facebook you're doing

[icandunkonu]

bimbola tony o******* is now called cirocky balboa

[ojjairus]

"shes not feeling me but its cool cause im feeling my self."

[Mr Waffles]

loves a good mom haircut

[mpcec]

rick the ruler has returned

[sistersuzie]

makes me feel like changing mine for "eat shit and die"

but i have a s&m couple in my buddy list (that i don't know but they're fucking entertaining) and they like that kind of stuff i think... i wouln't wanna give them the wrong idea.

[chronoaug]

I don't think i've ever changed mine so it's probably blank LIKE MY SOUL!

[Ichigo100%]

Need new summer jawnz! DBSS hi's ftw

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

"Kanye West - I wanted to be free with other creatures like me....

and now i got my wish...cuz I know that Im a gay fish"

[Bona Drag]

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[Bona Drag]

my status is not on facebook

because i'm not a fucking 17 year old girl

[Mr Waffles]

damn, now i feel inferior to you.

please cum inside me now to complete this feeling.

[Caps Lock]

"was really excited for enchillada night! Nothing is better than homemade enchiladas"

[Spastic_Koala]

I don't like letting people know what I'm up to. It kills the illusion.

[mis]

John Locke is the new Rambo

[blm14]

"is updating his facebook status on the SUFU facebook-statud-update thread"

[minou]

"a big muthafuck to you"

[Osmosis Jones]

"fuck facebook, use twitter http://twitter.com/EvilCrayon"

[Desi]

"Okami!" 10char

[B-Dawg]

"Is making beer jello."

[Bona Drag]

damn, now i feel inferior to you.

please cum inside me now to complete this feeling.

i don't cum inside anyone with a facebook page

facial is most u gon get

[branespload]

Bernard is crying and puking somewhere between charisma and panache.

[HBlack]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EgFbemSFec

man its been that for like a week now

[samsikle]

hardly ever gambles, but feels like the luckiest person ever winning $14 from scratchers!

[mrchariybrown]

"why not try cumming into some fruit? e.g., watermelon"

[Mr Waffles]

i don't cum inside anyone with a facebook page

facial is most u gon get

I dont see this relationship continuing on; we are just not on the same wavelength here.

[ROYALEFATALE]

WOULD HOLLERRRR at that

[cyberPUNK]

"sippin' liquor, breakin' down swishers."

[weidna]

my status is not on facebook

because i'm not a fucking 17 year old girl

your pompous prick is showing.

[Desi]

"needs to get out"