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This guy played along for days.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: crsx?

You: no, not crsx. Sorry.

Stranger: :(

You: But I do have an acura.

You: maybe I am crsx.

You: Did I just b low your mind?

You: blow

You: I'll tell you my screen name if you tell me yours.

Stranger: mmk

Stranger: but u first

You: Ok, SpoolinUp. You?

Stranger: i has a honda

You: are you on the board?

Stranger: vp705?

You: hold on...sorry. One sec...

Stranger: wat

You: sorry, back. Throwing up. Been sick lately.

Stranger: gross

You: I know. Sorry...

Stranger: osnapaids.jpg

You: You really want to know? That's pretty close to serious.

You: Can I talk to you about it?

Stranger: shore

Stranger: i wont tell anyone lulz

You: Ok, I passed out at a party and there's this joke going around that this other guy tried to fuck me.

You: or did. I'm not sure.

Stranger: roflcopter

You: But I've been sick for like two weeks.

Stranger: wow that aids kicks in fast

You: I don't want to talk to a doctor about it... Not AIDS. Worried that it's an STD though,

You: You think WebMD might help?

Stranger: lmfao

You: Dude...I'm actually trying to be serious here.

You: Please,

Stranger: ok heres wat i think u should do

Stranger: get some vaseline

You: c'mon...

Stranger: and ur moms purse

You: let's just talk serious.

Stranger: and shove it up ur gaping asshole

Stranger: why so srs

You: you;re ruining this for me.

You: I wanted to develop a friendship.

Stranger: why...did you want to make teh lulz?

You: we have acuras in common.

Stranger: i have a honda fgt

You: same thing. Mine's just more expensive.

Stranger: and its not fail wheal drive

Stranger: mmk

You: A/I/99

You: you?

Stranger: wat

You: Can I tell you something else?

Stranger: fine i guess

Stranger: is it about the game?

You: I have absolutley no idea what I'm talking about. I googled crsx and just started talking.

You: but you are a nerd.

You: BOOYEAH!

Stranger: no u

You: Oh yes I did.

Stranger: srsly is this projectr?

You: You'll never know...

Stranger: im pretty sure

You: This is supposed to be anonymous.

Stranger: we'll find out after you post this wont we?

You: We will.

You: Ok for real, don't post this convo.

You: Please.

Stranger: well go post it then fgt

Stranger: if you dont im going to

You: Dude...

Stranger: ill make a video

You: stop calling me a "fgt".

Stranger: and put it on youtube

You: Of what? The conversation?

Stranger: yep

You: C'mon man. Ok you win.

You: You have a better car than I do.

Stranger: too lil too late

You: dude.

You: I'm sorry.

You: I shoudn't have fucked with you,

Stranger: you know what the best part is?

You: I knew it was you.

You: wait a sec...

Stranger: dont barf on ur keyboard

You: that was a joke.

You: I'm not sick.

Stranger: right

You: It was funny though, right?

Stranger: u didnt get fucked in the ass either eh?

Stranger: it was hilarious

You: No, that happened.

Stranger: and i think youtube will find it hilarious too

You: YouTube isn't a person.

Stranger: lawlz

You: Lol.

You: I'm Loling all over the place.

Stranger: thats the aids

Stranger: anyhoo im bored and i have a video to make

Stranger: oh but

You: I can't wait to post this all over the chat board.

Stranger: do you know the best part?

You: It's gonna be awesome.

Stranger: your ip, i has it

You: You already told me the best part twice.

You: You has it. I know.

Stranger: this video is gonna be sweet

Stranger: i found some pics of you to put in

You: Do you know the best part?

Stranger: and your house on street view

Stranger: take it easy brah

Stranger: teh gaem

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

There really is a guy named "ProjectR", it was the first name that came up when I googled crsx. I wanna see how far this one goes...

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xh0llyw00dxx

xh0llyw00dxx

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You: hi

Stranger: Hey everyone! I can’t wait for the Kids’ Choice Awards tomorrow. I wanted to thank everyone for taking the time to vote for me and for making some awesome youtube videos! I have the best fans in the world and none of this would be possible if it weren’t for you! And as I said before – you guys are so much more important than any award!

Xoxo Miley

You: OMG ITS MILEY!!!!!!!!

You: hi!!!!

Stranger: heey

You: i love your music

Stranger: thankss :D

You: its so inspired

You: any tits pics?

Stranger: ohh thats sweet thanks

Stranger: nop fuck you

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redgrail

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Stranger: Hi!!!!!!!!

You: hello

Stranger: Are U TheRE?

You: I aM HeRE

Stranger: Splendid

You: marvellous

You: fantastic, even

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: so how the hell are you

You: brilliant

You: daydrinking like a champ

You: about to grill up some chickenz

You: how the hell are you?

Stranger: outstanding

Stranger: be a sport and bring me some chicken too

Stranger: starving in this mothafucka

You: i would. i'll send it through the series of tubes known as the interwebz

You: maybe it will get there? who knows?

You: maybe al gore knows

Stranger: only me and a bottle of tanqueray 10

You: well, aren't you a classy mafakka

Stranger: coolz

You: su?

You: dick ovens?

Stranger: tough anal?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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redgrail

redgrail

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You: hola

Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Stranger: whats up

You: i have name ezequiel

You: i am from fishing village in galicia, espana

Stranger: my name is budpad penis

You: please to meat you, mr. penis

You: would you like to hear about dagon?

Stranger: me too

You: it is good story

Stranger: yeah

You: one day, captain come back from sea

You: he very mad

You: no fish

You: so he go into church

You: he tear down cross and kill priest

You: he say now we worship dagon and the deep ones

You: we must have the sex with the deep ones and make fishy babies

You: then we will live forever in the sea

You: so we do

You: and have much much fishes

You: and gold from the sea

You: but dagon grows hungyr

You: he must have the sacrifice of pure human

You: so we sacrifice to him a virgeen

You: dagon says: good. but i must have more

You: so we take the ships of tourists and make them sink so dagon can eat them in the ocean.

You: dagon is very pleased

You: now we all have fish parts and soon we will be immortal

You: IMMORTAL we will live forever while your petty world go to pieces and your own false god consumes you

You: forever live in the sea, dwell with dagon

You: and the deep ones

You: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

You: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

You: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

You: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Stranger: cool lets write a book

You: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

You: i go into trance now

You: join me

You: repeat

You: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Stranger: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Stranger: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Stranger: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Stranger: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Stranger: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Stranger: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Stranger: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Stranger: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

You: oh no

You: dagon is come to have sex with me and make the fishy babies

You: i must go

Stranger: ok

You: you must go into sea

You: and make fishy babies with dagon too

You: he will give you much gold and fishes

Stranger: and when not?

You: and you can live forever

You: he will devour you and consume your soul for eternity

Stranger: oh

Stranger: cool

You: anyway

You: sexy time with fishy man awaits

You: ciao mr. penis

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Guest Phrost

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Stranger: I take it back about wanted if that's the problem

Stranger: I know nothing about movies, really, it's pathetic

You: it's okay i forgive you

You: so accomodating

Stranger: Thanks, lol

Stranger: Are you a girl so, if you find Liam Neeson hot?

You: liam neeson sexaaaay

You: in brooding kindaway

Stranger: Cos I actually need advice from a girl!

Stranger: About my love-life

Stranger: Or lack of

You: interesting

You: tell more

Stranger: lol

Stranger: Well, it's the usual story; there's this girl I'm friends with that I really like

Stranger: But I can't tell her in case she doesn't feel the same

Stranger: And it ruins the friendhship

Stranger: So I'm wondering what to do

You: ruin the friendship

You: worth the shot

You: no one likes a fake friend

Stranger: No, I'd rather have her in my life just as friends than not at all

You: interesting

Stranger: I'm not a fake friend, I like being friends

Stranger: I just sometimes think we could work well together as more than friends

Stranger: But I can't tell if she feels the same back

You: be upfront to her and see where that goes

Stranger: She tells me about other guys she has a crush on and stuff

You: ic

You: your not bf material then

Stranger: I think that means I'm in the 'Friendzone'

You: sorry

Stranger: Unless she's trying to make me jealous or something?

You: girls only tell friends about their crushes

Stranger: What are the signs I should look out for that she might like me?

Stranger: Or that I should give her that I like her?

Stranger: Like, I'm always complimenting her and being nice to her and wanting to spend time with her, but I don't think she gets it

You: no because she is your friend

Stranger: But aren't the best relationships formed between people who were friends first?

Stranger: I read that somewhere

You: no she will leave you for someone else

Stranger: So should I try to forget about her?

You: yes she will forget about you if you keep this up

You: take care

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its swanny

its swanny

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i made two new friends today.

a guy from australia, who thinks the us sucks because of all of the christians that bomb abortion clinics, but also likes soccer and hopes that australia and the us meet in the world cup final. he knew his stuff.

and a girl from ireland, who wants to be a writer, but her parents want her to be a vet. she likes taylor swift and hopes to find the perfect guy someday.

i talked with each of them for 30 minutes. it was great.

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Gouf

Gouf

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You: hey

Stranger: hi there

You: whats goin on?

Stranger: hmm i just killed my family :x

Stranger: you?

You: im eating doritos talkin to peeps on facebook (:

Stranger: nice :D

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choice_genes

choice_genes

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You: HELO

Stranger: HELO

You: HOW R U

You: ?

Stranger: GOOD BB HOW R U

You: what is BB?

You: I"M AWEOSME BTW

Stranger: TU MADRE

Stranger: LOL ORLY

Stranger: HOW R U ~AWESOME

You: my mother?

Stranger: SI

You: SPANISH EEH?

You: are you perchance BRAZILLIAN?

Stranger: TRES ANOS EN ESCUELA

Stranger: LOL N

Stranger: FBRT?

You: three years and what?

You: what is escuela

You: ?

Stranger: EN ESCUELA = IN SCHOOL

You: 3 years in school

You: eh?

Stranger: LOL R U CANADIAN

Stranger: ABOOT

Stranger: ABOOOT

Stranger: ABOOOOOOT

You: nah i;m from the land down undah!

Stranger: AUSTRALIA OMG

You: stupid canadians

Stranger: DO U HAVE A KANGAROO

You: hahhaaa

You: i have several

Stranger: NO FUCKING WAY

Stranger: DO YOU FIGHT THEM AND SHIT?

You: i go crocodile hunting on the weekends too

You: with a SPEAR

Stranger: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

Stranger: A FUCKING SPEAR

You: and my BARE HANDS

Stranger: R U THE NEXT STEVE IRWIN?!

You: STEVE IRWIN WAS THE NEXT ME MOTHERFUCKER

Stranger: WHOA MAN

You: THAT DUDE WAS A PUSSY

Stranger: U R MY NEW HERO

You: HE DESERVED TO DIE

Stranger: LOL OMG

You: SUFU?

Stranger: SUFU WTF

Stranger: WHAT IS THIS SUFU U SPEAK OF

You: WWW.SUPERFUTURE.COM

You: GET ON IT

You: I THOUGHT YOU WERE FROM SUFU

Stranger: LOL N I'M FROM FBRT

You: WHAT IS FBRT

Stranger: THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET

Stranger: GOOGLE IT

You: FRANCIS BACON RESEARCH TRUST

You: SOUNDS AWESOME!

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automaton

automaton

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Stranger: I Love Chocolate

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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ColdTurkey

ColdTurkey

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You: heya

Stranger: hi

You: whas up

Stranger: not much just really bored and talking to strangers.... you?

You: waiting for the world to end

Stranger: sound like a party

Stranger: sounds*

You: wanna eat some pie?

Stranger: what do you think will light the fuse?

Stranger: yes actually

You: n korea has launched their missile...I am watching the sky for fireworks

Stranger: lol yeah i heard... dont think its really that big of a threat...

You: anyway i am gonna get drafted soon

Stranger: if they launched twenty of them.... then ill be worried

Stranger: lol i cant get drafted i have the diabeetus

You: 1 missile with 1 nuclear warhead equals GG

You: and i live on the west coast

Stranger: i disagree

You: so pretty much fucked

Stranger: unless you live in la

Stranger: LA

Stranger: or possibly seattle

You: Obama's gonna send me to korea

You: if i survive

You: the nuclear holocast

Stranger: lol fair enough

You: I do live in LA

Stranger: im safe on both fronts :P

You: cus yr in mexico?

Stranger: close

You: Oh shit whats that in the sky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: OH FUCKED

You have disconnected.

You: hiya

Stranger: WHA-PAAAH

You: worlds ending in a few hours

Stranger: hm...cool

You: fap one more time just to be sure

Stranger: CRÉÉÉÉU

You: WAHHHHHH PAHHHHHHH

Stranger: hello

You: worlds endinhg

Stranger: KA POW

You: world's ending

You: I SAID WORLD"S ENDING

Stranger: uh oh

Stranger: I HEARD YOU TURD

You: I FUCKING SAID WORLD'S ENDING MUTHER FUCKER

You: wanna fap me before that happens?

Stranger: YOU'RE A FUCKING ALARMIST

You: FAP ME NOW

Stranger: HAHA

You: USE BOTH HANDS

You: YEAH

You: Oh YEAH

You: Thanks

Stranger: use teeth?

You have disconnected.

You: YEAH

You: KA POW

Stranger: BOOM SHAKALAKA

Stranger: KERPLINK

Stranger: that is indeed how i roll

You: I AM CHRIS BROWN MUTHER FUCKER and I AM GONNA BEAT U UP LIKE RIHANNA

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melvin7

melvin7

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I dont know who you are

You: I dont know what u want

You: If you're looking for ransom I don't have money

Stranger: i dont wanna money man

Stranger: i just wanna talk with someone

You: But what i do have are a very particular set of skills

You: Skills that I have acquired over a very long career

Stranger: what skills?

You: Skills that will make me a nightmare for people like you

Stranger: what is your career?

You: If you let my daughter go now that will be the end of it

You: I will not look for u

You: I will not pursue you

You: BUT if you don't I will look for u. I will find you and I will feel you

Stranger: you are F|_|ck1ng crazy man

Stranger: Im out of here wierdo

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Movie: Taken

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mpcec

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Stranger: How would you kill yourself if you had to?

You: gun

You: golden gate bridge maybe

You: if i was feeling romantic

Stranger: Dramatic

You: either

You: you?

Stranger: I wouldn't have the guts to pull the trigger.

Stranger: Probs pills like a pussy

You: ooh didnt think of that

You: i would probably go taht route before a gun too because i wouldnt know where to get a gun

You: whats the best answer youve gotten so far?

Stranger: Falcon Punching yourself.

You: hahahahha

Stranger: tbh fairly generic answers.

Stranger: No one hangs themselves anymore.

You: have you gotten lots of golden gate bridges?

Stranger: no, your the first bridge jumper

You: haha. there is this super depressing documentary on the golden gate bridge, it has live footage of suicide jumps...

Stranger: lol fuckign hell

You: yeah it was worth watching but... super depressing

You: its on google video

You: like hour and a half long i think.

You: i wouldnt even know where to hang myeslf, i cant think of a place where the are beams in the sealing to support me

You: (the documentary is called The Bridge, if you want to check it out)

Stranger: lol i might

Stranger: gtg mate

Stranger: catchya

You: good talk

Stranger: O'DOYLE RULES

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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