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[IM SOLE CRAZY]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sufu

Stranger: Hi!

Stranger: Im a pink unicorn

Stranger: are you the purple one?

You: yes

Stranger: yeah!

You: moms mad at you

You: come home for dinneralready

Stranger: no!

Stranger: lets go to candy mountain

You: but candy mountain is dangerous

Stranger: and have candy and chocolate bats for dinner!

Stranger: no its not !

You: but what if we get robbed on the way for our horns

Stranger: the magical leoplurodon will protect us

Stranger: he will!

You: he will protect us?

Stranger: yes!

You: are you sure of that?

Stranger: yes!

Stranger: you dont believe me?

You: ive heard rumors of leo raping young children

Stranger: shun the non believer!

Stranger: we are no human children, we are unicorns!

Stranger: we own magic powers!

You: apologies

Stranger: nobody can hurt us!

You: youre right

Stranger: im always right!

You: thank jesus christ for making us like this

You: the lord and savior jesus christ

Stranger: yes!

Stranger: he made us special

Stranger: we are horses

Stranger: but sexier

Stranger: and with cute horns

You: hehe

You: pretty horn

Stranger: thank you jesus!

You: jesus is my hero!

Stranger: YEAH!

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tell your person to push ctrl + v

lets see what happens

[gfunkdocta]

Stranger: hi

You: m or f?

Stranger: i'm a guy

Stranger: u?

You: f

You: i'm so hornyy

Stranger: this is another joke right?

You: ok, i'm m but i can rp.. u down?

Stranger: hmm ok but u have to be the girl

You: sure!

Stranger: yes

You: ok, wut do i look like?

Stranger: you're a brunette, corset

You: high heels?

Stranger: yes!

Stranger: now come over here...

You: THIS WAS JUST A TEST FAGGET

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[skiniks]

You: sup chief

Stranger: Do you like soccer?

You: I like drugs

Stranger: Shit...

You: Do you like Heroin?

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[sircheesecake]

You: Sufu?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hã?

You: Penis??

Stranger: hãããã?

You: Penis in your butt???

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stranger: fuck you

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[wesc]

the girl on omegle said this was her.

http://s647.photobucket.com/albums/uu192/whynottttttttt/

anyone wanna call bs ? the pic is too staged

[sawn-off chef]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HEY!

Stranger: ئ الأحزاب الإس

You: wat?

Stranger: ئج الانتخابات النيابية. أهم الأحزاب الإسئج الانتخابات النيا

You: oh no doubt

Stranger: ئج. أهم الأحزاب الإسئج الانتخابا

You: my sentiments exactly.

Stranger: ئج الانتخابات النيابية. OSAMAأهم الأحزاب الإسئج الانتخابات ا

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[ThugLife]

Stranger: HEya!

You: whats cracking?

You: hmm?

Stranger: Just some of that coke I'm making in my back yeard

Stranger: What about you

Stranger: ?

You: hahah just some of that opium im growing

Stranger: Do you live in Afghanistan?

You: nah usa

Stranger: I can't stand to talk to another Brazillian.

You: but opium is that new shit.

Stranger: Really?

You: im not brazilian so dont trip

Stranger: I thought I was on top of the markets.

Stranger: Where's it coming from?

You: well not for long.

Stranger: Let's try roleplaying! I'm John Gotti the DEA agent and you're the waiter that sells weed out of the back of his car!

You: those hood niggas wantin to try somethin different ya dig?

Stranger: I don't talk about African Americans like that.

You: aww sorry.

Stranger: So are you down with that scenario?

You: alright. "hey dea dude, wanna smoke a blunt?"

Stranger: GET ON THE FUCKING FLOOR

Stranger: BANG (I just shot your dog)

Stranger: BANG (I just shot some pregant women)

You: fuck man, i miss my dog.

Stranger: GOD DAMNIT STOP SHOOTING

Stranger: STOP SHOOTING

Stranger: BANG

Stranger: (I just shot your thigh)

Stranger: (I'm actually Jack Baur)

Stranger: APRIL FOOLS!

You: how bout you shoot yourself.

[sawn-off chef]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: are you from brazil?

Stranger: yes.. don't tell me that you are, too

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[wesc]

whats with ppl and brazil ? ive hit one of those too... like ARE YOU FROM BRAZILL ?

[samsikle]

yeah hella brazilians and australians

[Oxy.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HEY!

Stranger: ئ الأحزاب الإس

You: wat?

Stranger: ئج الانتخابات النيابية. أهم الأحزاب الإسئج الانتخابات النيا

You: oh no doubt

Stranger: ئج. أهم الأحزاب الإسئج الانتخابا

You: my sentiments exactly.

Stranger: ئج الانتخابات النيابية. OSAMAأهم الأحزاب الإسئج الانتخابات ا

You have disconnected.

this made me laugh.

[Oxy.]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: No.

Stranger: Don't say another word.

You: yes?

You: im not speaking

Stranger: Just let me carass you.

You: wut

You: you mean caress?

Stranger: NO.

Stranger: I DON.

Stranger: T

Stranger: (:

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[klutz]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: sup

You: nm

You: male or female?

Stranger: not female

You: fuck....

Stranger: i know

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[mattcain]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey wuzzp

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[sawn-off chef]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey :]

Stranger: hey

You: where are you from?

Stranger: Southeastern Pennsylvania.

Stranger: you?

You: new york

Stranger: oh, cool.

You: yea. you in college?

Stranger: yeah, i am. Penn State.

Stranger: how about you?

You: nice, nice you in any sororities?

Stranger: no, i'm a dude, so i guess this is where the conversation dies?

You: nope, this is where it gets interesting ;]

Stranger: is it really? why is that?

You: what are you wearing?

Stranger: am i talking to a female?

Stranger: if yes then you will get your answer.

You: no ;]

Stranger: lol.

Stranger: that's funny.

You: whats wrong handsome? come to the dark side ;]

Stranger: i can't. the vag pull is too strong for me.

You: i'll show you my lightsaber ;]

You: maybe we can cross swords hehe ;]

Stranger: nah, i'm more of a leia fan that luke.

Stranger: than**

You: well we can all get together, nice good old family reunion ;]

You: i'll suck your blaster till it fires its proton torpedoes down my throat ;]

Stranger: so, you have no interest in females at all?

You: only if they have dicks, and beards, and are you hehe

Stranger: goddamn. that sucks.

You: yeah, so are we gonna cyber or what?

Stranger: nah, i'll pass, sorry bud.

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LOL this is too much fun.

[cman]

scott, if you're lookin for a dude to cyber with i'm down.

p.s. - for reals though, no homo.

[sawn-off chef]

scott, if you're lookin for a dude to cyber with i'm down.

p.s. - for reals though, no homo.

cman is my new favorite poster, come hit me up on aim handsome, i'll show you a better time than chris could . (10)

[destructodisk]

what the fuck is with all these ppl from brazil?

they are so UNINTERESTING.

[cman]

unfortunately, i am in fact your cousin. so, not only would it be incest, it would be gay homo incest. and that's just not cool. that's where i draw the line, duder. sorry to disappoint.

[sawn-off chef]

aw man :'[ in another place and another time, i could call you, lover.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey :]

Stranger: hello

You: asl?

Stranger: asl ?

Stranger: u first

You: 20 m ny

Stranger: kewl

You: u?

Stranger: 9 f usa

You: FUCK YEAH

You: BREAKFAST BEFORE TWELVE

You: GET OVER HERE ;]

Stranger: huh

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[kyo]

Stranger: r u a hot chick that will send me nude pics ?!

Stranger: =]

You: no

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[sircheesecake]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sufu?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: superfuture?

You: holy shit

Stranger: huh?

You: you know superfuture?

Stranger: yeah

You: lmao

[samsikle]

we should pull some 4chan shit and try to find each other. what's the secret word? dick ovens?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey gaston here. i'm selling pics of my hot girlfriend; she's like 16 with nice tits

You: hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

Stranger: you want

You: what the fuck kinda name is gaston

Stranger: NOOONE HAS A NAME LIKE GASTON.

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[Paean]

lol good idea. I've managed to find 2 so far.

Stranger: i'm not speak english....where u from?

Stranger: i'm brazil... and you?

You: LOL I FINALLY GOT MY FIRST BRAZIL

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[skiniks]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sufu?

Stranger: zoink?

Stranger: gay clotheswearing fags

You: lololololol

[skiniks]

Stranger: STOP HAVING BORING TUNA, STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE

You: sufu?

Stranger: WHAT IS SUFU?

Stranger: IS IT BRAZILLIAN?

You: shut up faggot u

You: fuck brazil

You: mother fuck it

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[shufon]

You: Hey

Stranger: hi

You: What's up

Stranger: man or woman?

You: man

You: you disconnecting now?

Stranger: i am suporter from flamengo

Stranger: brazil

You: dude

Stranger: i am gay

You: why do people from brazil love this site?

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[redgrail]

Stranger: Hi?

You: hi

You: sufu?

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: sufu? wtf?

You: 21 m mass

You: nvm

You: u?

Stranger: m cya

You: aahahaha

Stranger: Capt. Dingleberry at your service!

You: wtf

You: enjoy dingleberries

You: i hear they go great with waffles and syrup

Stranger: i hate when i go to lick a chicks asshole and she has some.

[doctorworm]

Stranger: hi

You: You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole... back and forth... forever.

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