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...diddlesticks won't quit, oh shit.

let me rhyme a little more on this supratrach stint...

DDML postin up ryhmes with a cat avatar,

I take pictures of pussys, post em on Catorialist and make em a star,

I eat meowmix, hit catnip for da quickfix, on piles of sardines when I cat-fuck my bitch, I'm a cat hustla, I got BW dip-dye fur, Polydatyl with seven toes? YESSSURRRRR.

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spaceship ain't sinking though lips are loose

making golden omelettes courtesy supergoose

whinge-ing bitches break their necks when they eject

its raining men, not frogs, you ain't chosen so no resurrect

shunned and forgotten like lepers and old gods

maybe you'll get it when your dead like the liebestod

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This thread just started to go retardly

Course right after a post by jackphotography

Dude is known to come in late and fuck up a joke

Good thing I was getting his sister wet while he let his apcs soak

du i have more rep power than you

so your post is the one that is poo

dont make me smack you in the face with my dick

you fucking prick

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haters get a mushroom tip bruise

this ain't no homosexual cruise

women get skeet and grown men get beat

all while suckin on that lil wayne hype teet

Talk shit all you want you scrub

i'm not the one still bathing with mommy in the bathtub.

WHAT!

basically,

dont fuck with a boss unless you enjoy excessive blood loss.:mad:

-JP

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now i'm back at it, hat is fur - rabbit

haters get popped and dropped

like a bad habit

cuz RO got me stuck, similar to a crack addict

young hocus go harder, go further, james

jackphoto stop frontin, leader of the lames

big booty hoes, sumthin sumthin claire dames

fuck porn, read my rhymes, oh shit u just came

basically, whut im sayin is - what boss?

all i see, is a homo, waitin for his salad toss

a-ha!(jadakiss)

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all these niggas comin out the woodworks

talking shit like a bunch of jerks

all hopping on JP's nuts like squirrels

cause last night i gave they GF's pearls (necklace concept)

you guys can glaze donuts all day long

just as long as you hop off my schlong

cause its already lunch and you just a fruit loop

imma bop on you fools cos im mario and you just a koopa troop

out!

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does anyone know why I cannot start a new thread on the supermarket?

Here's a tip, keep posting and your neg rape button will become a target,

let's get this shit back on track, PaperST, let's spark it:

tonight - LA art walk be nerdy fashun talk,

spring street hustle hollan at art bitches up and down the block.

wait, what's that -KNOCK KNOCK-

ups just dropped of my black on black desert boots for guaranteed wetness on my cock.

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gfunk, who is that beautiful man, in your avatar pic?

the kinda du with bitches all over his beautiful dick

Oh yeah, it's me, young Yohji, from the temple of jawnz

Maison Martin Margiela and made in USA white Cons

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Young Yohji, clutchin a beer in two old tees

Stolen from a fisherman found in a loo OD'd

Decided to sketch a coat of leather and razors

Why, why so sharp? Of course dear, the better to shave ya!

I'm peddlin favors, in a Number (N)ine Escobar number

Drug money blow money army surplus veteran jumpers

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you are so black jack

like a casino dealer teachin at the school of rock

school of hard knocks, she can get it 20 a pop

One year before 21, get me some with that ace card

You know, the one where all the black spades are

Lemon sodas and gangstarr tapes

Stashed in a hard case, under the safe

Inside you'll see a disk documenting hundreds of rapes

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like a casino dealer teachin at the school of rock

school of hard knocks, she can get it 20 a pop

One year before 21, get me some with that ace card

You know, the one where all the black spades are

Lemon sodas and gangstarr tapes

Stashed in a hard case, under the safe

Inside you'll see a disk documenting hundreds of rapes

just like soulja boy tell em got hundreds of bapes

line outside the Hundreds store, hundreds of apes

real dj, no serato, got hundreds of crates

dudes is 26th and broadway, hundreds of fakes

rhyme spit too rich for your stomach to take

crush you like courvosier, hundreds of grapes

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Niggaz I be winq,

Paper st and I chilin rapping faster than you bustina blink,

rocking knee length coats, all mink,

taking shots of Seagrams while you yak in the sink.

what you think ,we be fruitswagz while you jink?

nah! niggaz, we hood as fuck, rocking Raf Velcros with the Cloak Tuck!

in Rick owens Truck, all reverse seams and a margiela white stictch funk.

fuck ya hatas in SoUL, creeping on LA nigas with that OG cuch BOWL! fuck with us you like a texan, fuck ya mama while I'll be textin.

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Haters in Seoul but haters got soul

In a toilet freebasin Marvin Gaye in a bowl

LA swap meet, Rick Owens with that Eazy E

High off marijuana bangin some ricki lake wannabe

No not the heifer version, the slimmed down,

Better person, 130 lbs i'll slap bunny ears and make her my hefner servant

You better learn and, clean the toilet bowl lick it like a tootsie roll

Not that dustin hoffman midnight cowboy jon voight shit,

That ain't how we roll

Just 2 spliffs to the head, a 6 of bud light i'ma turn left, fuck right

I ain't stoppin on Sunset, not till the sun set

Then crash the Chateau Marmont with a coupla dumb chicks

Tape the coochies rubbin two-way with a dildo bong til they got numb clits

I'm X rated, extra hated, M to the E X stas stay in patent colors like Nigo's shoes

Get on the dance floor and grind out, see that chick in those steel toed boots

Maybe i'm gone off that Henny bro

But that ass lookin like Jenny Lo, not short form, her name is Jenny Lo

Chinese chick in bootleg Manolo Timbs, she stuck on the block in 03

We can get a circle goin and show her how to smoke cock and OD...

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noob say who dis b?

it me jmatsu,

hater w/ the key to sufu city

jmatsu aka jawn matsu,

niaggras just want what i gots

oh no. raw denims is what u wanna kop?

i think not, set fire 2 that slop.

coke on my yacht

while peasants on about pot

compare the price fool

you r&r on a barge of bamboo

check that rep, yr ass full of my goo

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Hey Ooooooofficer,

Crooked Misses Ooooofficer

Why you wanna see me naked with my coooock in ya

Is it cause girls in uniform are prooooper sluts

And I'll Randy The Ram Robinson you till my coffin shuts

Aw shucks, I'm too killin it,

Conductin due diligence

Like a legit John Dillinger

Palm feelin ya, third arm fillin ya with the trigger aimin

Like a gas tank with leaded diesel, picture paintin

Picasso or Rothko, Boss of the whole mob show

Convicted felli, Sith Peter Petrelli chillin at the Palazzo

If this is not so, the only bars i'll sit behind

Are the written kind, want a life sentence just hit rewind

Nickels and dimes, quarts and OZs

Penitentiary wizard like HBO's O-Z

NWA told you to fuck the police

Lil Weezyana, Americana went and fucked the police

This kinda bomber rhymer from China tell you to go east

And you can keep a tight bitch in the red chamber

Like a boat of refugees my stable full of wet strangers

All kinds of brown and yellow mamis

Walkin stoned like Robert Rodriguez zombies

No this ain't Sin City, this is Win City

Where the horses are pretty and bitches got ten titties

I only got 5 in my pocket, i guess that makes me 10 fiddys

Cause shit if i got dollars, then the cents will come

And then I can build a tent, make Pocahontas indian give head

Instead of payin the rent she can sleep in the bed

Got a young bitch crouched under the mattress

Always on call to burst like she had the runniest bladders

Blade runner, riddle you like Ripley's, can you believe it bitch please

If she a dick tease, then she better dick please

Or my muzzle blow like Russell Crowe shot through Ridley

Scott's lenses, leave you a dot like end of a sentence

Any mention of the god kid and you ain't even get to slip a breath in

No, not unless it's Jay, Hova, or Wayne, Sosa, some kinda cocaine broker

Slugger come out swingin in the nine then it's home run, game over

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