The I Got Gassed Of $50k And Now Im Bored At Work With Carpal Tunnel Thread

[ms. sally]

Im bored to tears everyday. Write whatever you want.

Be combative and argumentative it will only help pass the 8 hrs that much faster.

No nude imagery. Gotta keep the compliance officer happy.

[Guest Snackman]

Whats your job titile

[crissyw]

Me too, I'm in AP Computer Science class at the moment.... blah ... blah... blah.....

[ms. sally]

Whats your job titile

Project Manager at an ad agency. It means i push paper. Lots of down time and even when im "busy" it just means im here for 12-14 hrs instead of my usual 8, still being bored and not doing much.

And you?

[AstroWolf]

Bob Slydell: You see, what we're actually trying to do here is, we're trying to get a feel for how people spend their day at work... so, if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?

Peter Gibbons: Yeah.

Bob Slydell: Great.

Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.

Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?

Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

gospel my dude, gospel.

[crissyw]

It remains fun for only so long.

[Fabulaz]

So you like Michael Bolton?

[AstroWolf]

It remains fun for only so long.

So doez your momzzzzzzz!

[crissyw]

^__^ and yours!

10 chars

Michael Bolton ? No.

[pantheist]

gchat and the ipod come in handy.

[ms. sally]

thats what im talking about. Bring the ruckus. Call dudes gay. Talk shit about boning out loved ones. Tell them that their favorite band is pussy and that liking supreme makes you a fucking herb. Anything to make the next 4 hours and 23 minutes go by without actually doing any work and still being entertained.

[AstroWolf]

I think we should all mercilessly attack Ms. Sally, she will love that, nothing burns time like strangers demeaning you on the interwebz, just ask charged.

[caughtinthered]

Bitch ass ho aint even a Ms.

[pantheist]

Do the Canadians hate Quebec?

[ms. sally]

either or. lets all just hate on shit. or talk about how you want to twat blast your co-workers in the bathroom.

I dont give a fuck. This has already killed a collective hour.

[ms. sally]

keep yapping son. When my cocks in your mouth you'll know who is the Ms.

[dolly]

shut up clopek

[pantheist]

Not really, just the people that live there.

I heard some of your fellow countrymen bitching about Quebec on the radio yesterday. It got to the point where I couldn't tell if it was a bit or they really hated Quebec.

[ms. sally]

does Quebec have the separatists or is that just Montreal?

Bunch of bitches. Them and texas can go succeed to some place and have nice group inbreeding.

[dolly]

there used to be mad beef between quebec and the rest of Canada. they considered separating from canada because of something to do with being underrepresented in the national identity blahblahblah.

now, a lot of people from quebec hold stereotypes about the rest of Canada, and we do the same.

[dolly]

hence why they shit on us for being all about cultural relativism. the french ran shit in quebec in the first place (well, after they killed off the in'juns) and are sticking to it to a RIDICULOUS degree

[ms. sally]

Quebec is gay because they're the only province with enough balls to actually pass laws that are unconstitutionally discriminatory in nature.

if you have a store in quebec, it is illegal for the sign out front to be in any language except french. that is lame and stupid and when people shit on quebec its for shit like that.

Kick that hate Clopek. Sad you potentially took your name from that homo ass doctor in The Burbs. You keeping bodies in your trunk? Freaking off to femurs? whats good Dahmer. holler at me.

[ms. sally]

Mark Rumsfield: Oh-ho. Got somebody tied up in the ol' cellar, have yah, Rube?

Thinking about rubbing one out in the bathroom. 3hrs and 40min to go.

[evisu 2000]

bonjour ca va

[ms. sally]

so all people have got is a bunch of sweet boy talk about Quebec and Canada for this thread?

Bunch of sorry bitches broke by the monotony of their jobs. You all probably squat to piss.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

all this quebecois separatist stuff is very fascinating and, frankly, unexpected considering the unpromising thread title

i am just learning about this stuff via Infinite Jest which really isn't an ideal source of info (hard to distinguish the real/unreal in this book)

so yes, if y'all could continue along this vein i would appreciate it

[ms. sally]

Unpromising? Forgive me then and feel free to school me on the merits of various oz weight and selvage/selvedge in regards to your life dooming obsession you elitist fuck.

[1M]

which ad agency are you at? i need to find one thats hiring..

[ms. sally]

gotta leave the name out. Not a good time to lose your job. Best bet is to put your resume on linked in and see what it does.

[Bigyen]

FUCK CANADA. But especially French Canadia.

and Fuck ms. sally, i'm sure you're here doing research for some ad about internet angst.