University of Jawns

[dismalfuture]

Campus Police are here and they're looking for a j. matsu? I heard he assaulted some bitch over on Dani Way with an empty Rolling Rock bottle. Oh well, I gotta get out of here gaiz, I have a triangle coalition meeting.

[ProfMonnitoff]

Guys, beware the next time you go out looking for sorority chicks: sistersuzie is not actually a sister! I just called up all the sororities and apparently she has been playing this act since 08-17-2007. I read that she envelops herself in a cloud of weed smoke so that anyone who figures this out forgets it shortly thereafter. Luckily, I am pretty much the lord of weed and therefore immune to this bammer shit.

Be careful out there, bros!

[dismalfuture]

The alumni center is serving non-fair trade coffee, I'm burning the fucking campus down.

[crissyw]

Quiet time is only at 2AM and 3AM when Jawns is in a field of smoke.

[ProfMonnitoff]

Yo, who did I lend my Wedding Crashers DVD to? I got so drunk last night I don't remember a thing about the day. Imagine this, I woke up in Eddy's room with two Thai hookers (painted toenails) and blood on my dick.

[Le Buttsecks]

yo dudes knock before you enter, you know i got to put myself to sleep. if yall dont mind. appreciate ya.

[NESK]

this thread got to be no fun as quickly as it got fun earlier. balls.

[Lab]

ugh, i just stuck a uniqlo jawn after bangin a nice rick last night

[tac0tron]

I can't join UJ cause I don't smoke.

[domdomdomdom]

where the weed at

[AL-9000]

jawns u. could be modeled after following online university

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1762236

[jeepster]

apparently, someone called the CCP's when a one "lick owenz" broke the vending machine last night. no more doritos until they fix it

[domdomdomdom]

where the doritos at

[tac0tron]

where the doritos at

where the rick owens x doritos at?

[jeepster]

where the rick owens x doritos at?

[crissyw]

I'm about to go pick up who wants to throw in ends to pack a fat Cuban blunt?

[tac0tron]

Jeep, are those a Japan exclusive? I needs a proxy.

[jeepster]

Jeep, are those a Japan exclusive? I needs a proxy.

talk to Lab, he knows whats up. back alley dealin and whatnot.

[chronoaug]

Nothing but natty light and leftover pzone boxes in the fridge. What a life.

We gonna play nba2k9 now or what?

[chronoaug]

Also, we don't have to do dishes because there's no need to wash pizza boxes, cans of beer, vitamin water bottles, and bags of chips.

Mrip and i feel bad with all these dus in the hosue with whiteboy hair. They just don't know what it's like

People better not try to mooch on my cdg shampoo and deodorant though. And if someone fucking tries to "borrow" my bless bathtowel i'm going to butter the floor, i swear

[mrip]

we just got our sweatshirts from the printing press

our letters are

ΛOΛ

Lambda Omicron Lambda

please wear this with your rick owens leather and dbss sneakers

[Lab]

Jeep, are those a Japan exclusive? I needs a proxy.

how u not on dis tip yet

[Guest Glue]

i wanna join ill bring da

[chronoaug]

Hey, guys!

If you have a girl over, make sure to tie a Ann D skull necklace on the door knob.

[tac0tron]

Hey, guys!

If you have a girl over, make sure to tie a Ann D skull necklace on the door knob.

What if one only has a n(n) rosary?

[mrip]

that means you have a guy over

[branespload]

What if one only has a n(n) rosary?

I was wondering the same thing. I thought it could either be praying/being molested by your pastor.

[JackPhotography]

yo when are we gonna snort some oxycotin and see if we cant pick up some sorority sluts at the bars?

11?

aight bro fo sho fo sho

next weekend we should head to wolfie and shred tha gnar. i heard big bears got some pow pow and mad snow bunnies lets take like ten 30 packs OF KEYSTONE LIGHT AND FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!

[tac0tron]

Whats the midterm gonna be like? I hear its a combination of what you are wearing the day, and an essay on 12 century steeze.

[domdomdomdom]

fuck that i dropped all my classes im just here for the other shit