Haikus For Gangstas

[cheapmuthafukr]

real gangstasdont sip

we drink forties, malt liquor

champagnes a bitch drink

[dranoelsy]

fucked my money up

bought some expensive fragrance

yeaaaa eau le doet

know what i'm talmbout?

the fuckin damir doma

draped up and dripped out.

[phucccer]

niggas piss they pants

when i cum thru they block strapped

brb immm fap

[dy616]

808 bumpin

dem chickenheads be lookin

my dick they suckin

[dranoelsy]

Y'all straight rat us out

I human centipede ya

Now y'all ass to mouf

from http://dipsethaiku.blogspot.com/

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[denimdestroyedmylife]

damn motherfuckers

trying to perforate me

now my white shirt's red

[cyberPUNK]

cocaine for days,

bitches callin' me papi,

no one can stop me

[denimdestroyedmylife]

liquor bootlegger

standing on the running board

tommy gun stutter

[denimdestroyedmylife]

my dragon tattoo

covers my entire torso

its tail is my wang

[denimdestroyedmylife]

your great-great-great-great

grandmother romanced a moor

you are an eggplant!

[cheapmuthafukr]

went drinking tonight

not a penny to my name

drunk sufu posting

sometimes i think that

this world is caving in

just let go, let go

[cheapmuthafukr]

diddy lies, that rat

he is not asian, no sir

he is a cracker

[cheapmuthafukr]

postwhoring haikus

raise my e-fame higher bitch

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[Bislane]

sometimes life is shit

but because of shit like this

I know that's not it

[dranoelsy]

chef steak knife swag woo

thirty thousand on my dick

based god fucked yo bitch