Haikus For Gangstas

[2000dB]

oh no I can't stop

og ron c chop it up

slowed up not slopped up

[bernt]

How is that not slop?

Shit belongs in mop buckets.

Your maid sucks my dick.

[2000dB]

cookin some yay-yo

snow so thick over yo blocks

fiends holla, ayo.

[2000dB]

dont try to fade me

hear ya callin on mah phone

shit son, you alone?

[2000dB]

bitch you cant pimp me

put her back on the corner

come back with a grand.

[2000dB]

fiddy G pinky

just callin up miss pinky

pinky in pinky

jeah.

[laserbeast]

we up in the lab

making them killings clean yo

fuck a robbery

[gfunkdocta]

aint even trippin

im ridin and im sippin

paint steady drippin

[julzkind]

you take a number

and wait for your turn to see

the family julz

i bust car windows

my jeans smell like bologna

mugshots never, ha

[werdna]

Sweet tea nigga what

American dream is c.r.e.a.m

i gots that big dick

[Allan.]

up quick this morning

another day slangin' rocks

chicken n' waffles

gots to feed my kid

niggaz gotta hustle quick

we eatin' lobster

[ProfMonnitoff]

im sad that my kids

dont like lobster and moet

cause thats all i have

[cheep]

real gangsters move

in silence, ninja like stealth

dont talk about it

[ProfMonnitoff]

dont you know bad boys

move in silence and violence

second commandment

[werdna]

did your momz tell you

nigz clap back word to ja rule

i eats collard greens

[branespload]

i'm lookin' for bricks

but you can't smoke these legos

why dont dad love me

[gfunkdocta]

i keep dat white girl

christina aguilera

my price is lower

[2000dB]

clean Continental (G-tay)

shit I be out in jersey

sippin on cristal

[2000dB]

loading the AK

best duck cuz lead I gon spray

cant miss when I miss

[2000dB]

four deep in the lac

5th wheel hangin in the back

four fours pokin out

[2000dB]

cutting up an o

got get pay, time to get layyyyy

my drank is muddy

[2000dB]

Im 2G baby

still holding this corner down

I aint on a stroll

[zzzboy]

pimpin aint easy

but it be necessary

get money, get paid

[2000dB]

still that gold teeth mouth

got heat everywhere I reach

real true Gs down south

[gfunkdocta]

dipped grey cadillac

big rims fo' gat daddy back

inside cognac

[2000dB]

cracking that hard rock

y'all talking about blowing

nothing but sticky

[evisu 2000]

collard greens catfish

oven baked macaroni

sippin hennessey

[2000dB]

gfunk aint the doc

aint riding clean, can't relate

fuck you and dre day

[2000dB]

mass aint 1-8-7

but he got them bricks, got weight

made a mill today

[gfunkdocta]

2000 db

da fuck does that even mean

microsoft nigga