Haikus For Gangstas

[Soj]

T H U G L I F E

Got that brown n beige

My fitted is pointed east

I'm huggin da block

[DüM]

rock you in the face

stab your brain with ya nose bone

stuck off the realness

[Liberation1945]

dum wins. wow.

[landho]

Gs, unlike Jesus,

Tend to die for their own sins:

Life in the business.

[Soj]

Done clapped ya whole crew

Now it's parking lot pimpin

Sizzurp I'm sipping

[ProfMonnitoff]

crank dat soulja boy

watch me crank dat soulja boy

superman that ho

[the_state]

two more to the head

yeah that nigga dead, nutha

unsolved mystery

[ProfMonnitoff]

im stuntin on you

best not fuck with money tuff

i kill a hater

[landho]

Tough words on the screen

Peeps talk shit but don't do shit

Yup: keyboard gangsters.

[cyberPUNK]

sew your asshole shut,

keep feedin' you, feedin' you,

words of wu-tang

[ark]

to be a gangsta:

roll down the street, smoke endo,

sip on gin and juice

[WayneGibbous]

rock you in the face

stab your brain with ya nose bone

stuck off the realness

Dum doesn't win cuz someone else already spit that haiku

[Soj]

sew your asshole shut,

keep feedin' you, feedin' you,

words of wu-tang

i always laughed at that.

Dum doesn't win cuz someone else already spit that haiku

Better spit ya own

no dap for silent haters

step ya game up dun

[the_state]

Real gangstas don't dance

They just pull up they pants 'n

Do the Rockaway

[gas prices kill]

Fake niggas can't see me

I split they wigs wide open

Where the free crack at

[kiya]

sew your asshole shut,

keep feedin' you, feedin' you,

words of wu-tang

MC Foie Gras?

[jalapeno]

aye nigga nigga

aye nigga nigga nigga

aye nigga nigga

[julzkind]

checkin my fresh, bitch

heads turn, necks crane just to glimpse

the switch of my hips

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yeah you know i am

A B C D E F G

no swagger like me

[werdna]

Sip Gin and smoke Dro

Fuckin hoes and buyin clothes

Eat Watermelon.

[Jkissi7]

lol ^ wtf I'll kill you man

[Soj]

See us on the news

cracked windshields and yellow tape

we notorious

[ProfMonnitoff]

eight digit income

spit on bums and the homeless

fuck you i got mine

[ProfMonnitoff]

platinum amex

don't check the bill, just swipe it

it doesn't matter

[ProfMonnitoff]

dinner with my fam

we dine for only one grand

how reasonable

[jeepster]

sometimes you move weight

maybe make bank and celebrate

but thuglife is hard

[ProfMonnitoff]

they know who i am

velvet ropes never stopped me

from getting inside

[ProfMonnitoff]

it's not exclusive

if you have it, fucking plebe

why are you so poor

[ProfMonnitoff]

your net worth is low

that really pisses me off

get a fucking job

[cuddlysheep]

a nigga done snitched.

caught my bitch slippin and tricked

murk'd them with my nine

[jeepster]

stock market is droppin

but the price of a lb remains constant

flip as needed