Haikus For Gangstas

[2000dB]

haha so you soft?

2G is the price I pay

do the math whitey

[gfunkdocta]

db means dumb bitch

ur crew soft ur mans a snitch

yoo hoo pourin fags

nyeeah

[2000dB]

purp got me tipsy

you just a dumb TO hoe

kunk got you doggy

[2000dB]

you still cant get yoo

bitch dont get yellow and blue

shit you a rainbow

[werdna]

colonel sanders spice

fuck misses sanders real talk

yeah that white meat breast

[Mr Waffles]

see you posted up

snub you out with that heat quick

get me some crab cakes

[ProfMonnitoff]

it aint hard to tell

none of yall fakers rhyme well

yall can get some shells

[cheep]

i keep them thangs cocked

trunk and glove compartment locked

aint got shit on me

yeah, fuck the police

on the corner every night

slangin that fire

[cuddlysheep]

a vato done did me wrong

saw him outside of the club

shot him cold blooded

[Soj]

Block huggin all day

gat away on saturday

Monday back on it

[Soj]

Say something, My G

Put more holes than LVC

into ya dome piece

[Soj]

Got Stacks, Stocks, Crack Rock

Got The burna, the Hummer,

and ya girls numba

[alexryb]

bump

10char

[evisu 2000]

colt got me tipsy

listenin to dj screw

rest in power du

[DüM]

ride around shining

wrist and neck gleaming icy

rain freeze when it touch

[youkinorn2]

It's like Slim Thug said:

I ain't tryna fix your weave.

I ain't hearda that.

[youkinorn2]

droppin lincolns like -

ten at once so it makes dimes

- my name's john wilkes boothe

[GOOSHI]

baby p; dime piece

touched my hand, scuffed my time piece

my SK thundas

[DüM]

how can you expect

to run with the wolves at night

sparring with puppies

[destructodisk]

i ain't never scared

got four 15's in my trunk

pop that pussy girl

full pack of newports

i can't finish these alone

blaze one up homie

[DüM]

bitch brazilian

other one albanian

no hesitation

[phucccer]

eastcoast is cool, BITCH

but da westcoast rules, NIGGA

FUCK ALL YA'LL NIGGAZ

[homi29]

dishwasher dirty

spend every last damn penny

sneakers always clean

[DüM]

slippers when I drive

cause you know the shoes be off

whip and bitch topless

[dranoelsy]

i get in like Bangs

takin' you to the movies,

shawty. peeped boobies

[TokenIndianKid]

toke kush

cough after i hit the bong

seeing stars

get some head

ice like frooty pebbles

reach for the 9

[mrkehbyners]

no navy seal shit here

back bone heal from my orange peels

mothafucka im eeeeeel

[cheapmuthafukr]

Yo Son, I Got You

Sixteen A Ki My Nigga

Or Two For Thirty

[HOLY]

sipping on crystal

niggas trying to bite my style

those fucking bitches

[cheapmuthafukr]

real gangstasdont sip

we drink forties, malt liquor

champagnes a bitch drink