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How to Stretch My Jeans


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the lengths people go for their jeans. If only we treated our friends and family with so much respect and love, the world would be a better place.

People wearing their brothers in the bath tub, stretching their mothers out with a weight set, spraying disinfectant deodorant on their girlfriends so they don't stink.

imagine it.

I hope that itch isn't what i think it is...

... could someone take a photo of me like this

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i would not recommend letting anyone with sandpaper within twenty metres of your jeans.

Although dry humping has been suggested on this site, but sorry I am not in Seoul for quite a while so I can't help you on that one.

I hope that itch isn't what i think it is...

... could someone take a photo of me like this

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the lengths people go for their jeans. If only we treated our friends and family with so much respect and love, the world would be a better place.

People wearing their brothers in the bath tub, stretching their mothers out with a weight set, spraying disinfectant deodorant on their girlfriends so they don't stink.

imagine it.

--- Original message by johninger on Nov 17, 2005 08:17 PM

haha. nice. but at the same time, jeans don't steal your stuff, lie to you, nag at you or annoy you. the perfect friend.
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