things you learn from supermarket

[Pandemonium]

so what have you learnt from supermarket?

for me

pictures never do the item justice.

and

having conversations in other people's selling threads causes perpetual page 1 presence and thus people interested.

[CBM]

That the Australian Dollar sucks ass.

[Tyro1]

everything is rare, and in near new condition...

[hellogoodbye]

You feel bad for buying cuz the buyer reaaaaaly fuckin wishes he didn't have to sell this cuz he loves it so much

but if u don't buy it it's going on ebay in a couple of days for higher so u buy it anyways

[chromesquared]

YOU must pay the 4%

Still smells gooood, but is allergic to PMs, and is the undisputed king of SuperMarket in spite of this.

ROBOKOP

WTB mother fuckers love to get my hopes up and waste my time, simultaneously.

They will post pics soon, and measurements too.

DIBs DIbss DIBS, your Dibs have been DIBBED!

Everything has only been worn "inside my house"

[Guest suckdick]

lol WTB lol

[ProfMonnitoff]

suckdick never owns an item of clothing for more than 24 hours

he just buys a new fit 7 times a week

[dismalfuture]

Indeed, to my estimates, suckdick spends $15,000 a month on clothing, all paid directly to Seven New York.

Other things:

+++19cm-MIJ don't fucking sell anymore. I want to get rid of this pair of new with tags size 29's I have here, and no, you can't have them for $250, asshole.

There's a whole lot of people who get off by lowballing you by $5 or $10. Sometimes people even have the nerve to assume you will be happy to take 50% of your listed price.

A lot of people want tracking numbers on the stupidest, cheapest things. It might be the US alone, but EMS on a pair of shoes to a foreign country is like $50-60. I tried sending a cardigan through UPS to Germany, and they quoted me $89 for UPS ground, and $39 for USPS priority w/o tracking. I went to the post office instead and it only cost $10.50 to ship first-class. I will ship worthwhile things with fast, tracked shipping, but no, you won't be getting this pair of $40 shoes through EMS if you live in Latvia, sorry.

If you put up something you know will sell, expect 20 PM's from usernames you've never seen before, all offering you 75% of your asking price. When you pm the back to counter, they won't respond. You will probably end up selling that item to someone you're friendly with on the forums, in the end.

[dismalfuture]

Also, we are all probably guilty of committing our own supermarket peeves at some point.

[Guest suckdick]

yeah usps ems...it really costs that much but people dont believe

someone just offered me 25 GBP for my cassette playa tshirt

[2000dB]

people won't buy weird shit. they scared.

[dismalfuture]

Cheap printed t-shirts (0-$200, to be sold under $50) have good resale value.

Streetwear has decent resale value. Visvim short grain rice would command a lot on these forums.

Leather jackets over $800 will not sell.

[Charlie Delta]

^leather shoes over 12000 won't either...

2000dB,you sold your chainlink bag didn't you.

It don't matter that you pulled it of bigtime, that thing goes towards strange territory...

[2000dB]

chea, I got rid of the bag. It just wasn't getting the love it deserved D:

I need to clear other weird things too, but that's top secret!

[Guest suckdick]

rick owens is really easy to sell

[dismalfuture]

Most people here just want to buy 'branded' or printed items on supermarket. Poor Lab and his Ann D shirt.

[dismalfuture]

Word, the prices of RO longsleeve tees are more stable than the US dollar.

[midnight]

If you put up something you know will sell, expect 20 PM's from usernames you've never seen before, all offering you 75% of your asking price. When you pm the back to counter, they won't respond. You will probably end up selling that item to someone you're friendly with on the forums, in the end.

Quoted for truth. Oh and with jeans don't forget the

HHI I WEAr a 29 in NUDIes will the dior fit???!???!???!?

[dismalfuture]

All of the lurkers who buy everything are all Asian, and even smaller than me. Size 27 waists, 44 tops....

[midnight]

Only 2% of sufu members actualy post.

[dismalfuture]

I don't know you if you don't post in the trash.

[camc]

Everything has only been worn "inside my house"

So true.....

[2000dB]

some of us just live in a big RV closet. no need to step out and easier to bring bitches in.

[artificialsky]

If you put up something you know will sell, expect 20 PM's from usernames you've never seen before, all offering you 75% of your asking price. When you pm the back to counter, they won't respond. You will probably end up selling that item to someone you're friendly with on the forums, in the end.

Lowballing is fine, to be honest with you. It counteracts the dozens of guys here who just resell from Barney's sales and/or want something like $20 off full retail for a year-old piece that has "almost never been worn."

[dismalfuture]

misterpretender sales threads will always be ranked one star. He will also have those brown Carpe Diems forever.

[the_state]

People hedge the inflating dollar against BNWT Supreme

[mpcec]

All leather is buttery soft.

[the breaks]

i posted a sweet supermarket parody thread in here a long time ago

wish i could find it in the archives

[kunk75]

things that are rare are abundant.

and there's never anything in my size.

[Charlie Delta]

Shoe size 42, but will also fit a big 41 or a small 43...