who here had sex today?

[rome1]

i feel you man. i cant stand butterfaces or girls that are just ugly. i dunno maybe its just me but a beautiful face attracts me more than a hot body.

beautiful face is very important... kinda makes the girl a keeper.

but a decent body helps... A LOT.

[please underestimate]

beautiful face is very important... kinda makes the girl a keeper.

but a decent body helps... A LOT.

man i've been in search for a keeper for a while, and i still no luck. all the girls around here are just too.. bleh hahaha. getting tired of breezys, just want to settle down mmhm.

[cinderella]

man i've been in search for a keeper for a while, and i still no luck. all the girls around here are just too.. bleh hahaha. getting tired of breezys, just want to settle down mmhm.

awwwww boys are so cute

[thedaniway]

It's nice not having to worry about rubbers.

agreed...

now, who here fucked with the lights on and no blankets today?

I DID I DID I DID...

now off to do it again...

[idrawdinosaurs]

agreed...

now, who here fucked with the lights on and no blankets today?

I DID I DID I DID...

now off to do it again...

morning bang, so no need for lights. might go for the lights on this evening, but i feel bad for the environment.

[Guest jmatsu]

[Vs Toto]

agreed...

now, who here fucked with the lights on and no blankets today?

I DID I DID I DID...

now off to do it again...

hahaha you're such a piece of shit

[Egpt]

now, who here fucked with the lights on and no blankets today?

I DID I DID I DID...

you mean there is another way to do it?

[ken shinoda]

i'm going to be honest and say no, seriously her face is busted. i refuse to compromise on a female's face.

i agree. she look liek dem crack hoez mang!!!

[totally epic]

OMG I had the cutest boy over last night.

[cheep]

im such a whore... fucked 2 different girls yesterday

[likewtfyo]

i did a skinny girlz once, and mang... it sucked. skinny girls are not for bangin', they for clothes hangin'.

thicker ladies, they ride like no tomorrow, and the ass is plush comfort for real men.

[Unwashed]

Just took my gf for a damn fine laydown 1 hour ago. Got it on twice in a row with only a couple minute to catch my breath again, rofl at my juices, was like whipped cream afterwards

Btw my gf is skinny and I gotta say I damn love skinny with delicate round curvzz. Can carry her aroud and lift her up anytime no prob. Well tomorrow a new day

[the_state]

i had sex and copped a bj before i went to bed last night. does that count?

[B-Dawg]

Names changed to protect the innocent*

The girl I'm sexing up right now (Tammy) called me all in a panic the other night to tell me her stalker (Dorian *name not changed, he is a douche) told my ex (Fool) that I was doing this girl (Tammy), and had done her (Tammy) right after my ex (Fool) dumped me. So I went over to discuss (with Tammy) and we were all stressed out, then I also copped a bj (from Tammy) and stabbed (Tammy) before bed

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

what does that mean

[B-Dawg]

Confusing isn't it? Will attempt to edit for clarity.

Edit: I suppose the only part that matters is the intercourse part anyways, as that's what this thread be aboot.

[weidna]

i've been with some who's bodies were more than a little bit up on thorough self-lubrication...but this time it just seemed a little bit too squishy. i couldn't keep my mind off of it the entire time, nonetheless i kept eyes forward. then i look down after i've already finished and "thanks weidna for playing a key role in realizing that i am now on my period."

its cool, underwear. this month, i got this.

[JuvenileDelinquent]

Just took my gf for a damn fine laydown 1 hour ago. Got it on twice in a row with only a couple minute to catch my breath again, rofl at my juices, where like whipped cream afterwards

Btw my gf is skinny and I gotta say I damn love skinny with delicate round curvzz. Can carry her aroud and lift her up anytime no prob. Well tomorrow a new day

WTF?!

10CHAR

[landstander]

back my sophmore year of high school i was visiting my friend in the college dorms. i was your typical horny ass kid and heard how easy it was to get laid by college sluts so i was looking forward to it. well we we partied all day and night and met some girls from his floor. they were decent looking, i mean if i think abuot it now they were pretty ugly but i was so damn horny i was just glad they had boobies.

well it was going pretty good and before i could believe it i was touching one of the girls boobs. this got me really excited and soon enough, she asked me if i wanted to go to her room, and that her roommate went home for the weekend. i was like 'score'!!!!! in my mind and said 'sure' and we went over but i started to feel funny. maybe it was nervousness cause i was a virgin, and was about to do it without a condom (or if she had some in the room i dunno). maybe its cause my friend and i had a ton of tacos at this Tio's Taco's place off campus which was really good, and now my stomach was feeling the aftereffects.

i was thinking of going to the bathroom and freshening up or letting out my load, makign a cool excuse to her like 'oh wait i need to go tell rick something' (rick was my friend), or that i had to get something from the room. but man i was so horny and thought she might think im stupid or something and i wouldnt get sex

so we went to her room and started doing it. it was AMAZING. like, try remembering the BEST porn you ever watched, and multiply that by 600. thats how good, evne thoughh i lasted maybe 4 min only. i was pretty exhausted though and i fell asleep with her naked.

morning came and as soon as i opened my eyes, i smelled something REALLY bad. like shit bad. i was pretty confused so i looked down under the sheets and it was confirmed, remember how i ate all those tacos last night? I FUCKING SHIT ALL OF IT OUT WHILE I SLEPT. i was scared as hell, i didnt know what to do. the girl was still sleeping though so i thought i could run away, but the shit would still be there

so i starteed to try scooping it up. little liquid turds and it was really hard to get it out because there wa sso much and a lot of it was stuck onto her pinnk and purple flowery bedsheets. there was no way id get it all out, let alone without waking her up. so i scooped up what i could and gently rubbed it around her asshole hopefully thinking if she woke up she would think shes the culprit. after that i grabbed my clothes and ran away and to this day i still dont know what the outcome was

[sawyer]

^old story

[mspark]

back my sophmore year of high school i was visiting my friend in the college dorms. i was your typical horny ass kid and heard how easy it was to get laid by college sluts so i was looking forward to it. well we we partied all day and night and met some girls from his floor. they were decent looking, i mean if i think abuot it now they were pretty ugly but i was so damn horny i was just glad they had boobies.

well it was going pretty good and before i could believe it i was touching one of the girls boobs. this got me really excited and soon enough, she asked me if i wanted to go to her room, and that her roommate went home for the weekend. i was like 'score'!!!!! in my mind and said 'sure' and we went over but i started to feel funny. maybe it was nervousness cause i was a virgin, and was about to do it without a condom (or if she had some in the room i dunno). maybe its cause my friend and i had a ton of tacos at this Tio's Taco's place off campus which was really good, and now my stomach was feeling the aftereffects.

i was thinking of going to the bathroom and freshening up or letting out my load, makign a cool excuse to her like 'oh wait i need to go tell rick something' (rick was my friend), or that i had to get something from the room. but man i was so horny and thought she might think im stupid or something and i wouldnt get sex

so we went to her room and started doing it. it was AMAZING. like, try remembering the BEST porn you ever watched, and multiply that by 600. thats how good, evne thoughh i lasted maybe 4 min only. i was pretty exhausted though and i fell asleep with her naked.

morning came and as soon as i opened my eyes, i smelled something REALLY bad. like shit bad. i was pretty confused so i looked down under the sheets and it was confirmed, remember how i ate all those tacos last night? I FUCKING SHIT ALL OF IT OUT WHILE I SLEPT. i was scared as hell, i didnt know what to do. the girl was still sleeping though so i thought i could run away, but the shit would still be there

so i starteed to try scooping it up. little liquid turds and it was really hard to get it out because there wa sso much and a lot of it was stuck onto her pinnk and purple flowery bedsheets. there was no way id get it all out, let alone without waking her up. so i scooped up what i could and gently rubbed it around her asshole hopefully thinking if she woke up she would think shes the culprit. after that i grabbed my clothes and ran away and to this day i still dont know what the outcome was

the fuck is wrong with your asshole that shit just explodes out of it during the night?

[RFKorp]

the fuck is wrong with your asshole that shit just explodes out of it during the night?

he left out the part of the story where the girl pegged him long and hard with a huge dildo.

[evil_educator]

i woke up and my gf was sucking my dick.

heaven

[aitsuka]

i woke up and my gf was sucking my dick.

heaven

hate you

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[idrawdinosaurs]

went over her place for lunch; salmon and steamed vegetables. some deep kissing. boom. back to work with a huge smile.

[kunk75]

^salmon and deep kissing? toothbrush in between? please?