Who here is a mason?

[off bowery]

freemason? or got family up in that bitch?

I got asked to be a freemason today but im not too keen on worshipping satan just yet (unless he gives me unlimited supplies of btiches)

Anyone care to drop some knowledge?

[PQRS7]

eyes wide shut

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[mr fluffernutter]

i make bricks

[off bowery]

........srsly guis

[Hella Hyphy]

wow spot blown asshole

[DüM]

i make bricks

I flip bricks

[skiniks]

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[Spaghettini]

those who know don't talk

[brohymn]

Freemasonry isn't really a secret society. All of the information is online.

[skiniks]

cool it point dexter

[Yardsale]

Who robs the cave fish of their sight?

Who rigs every Oscar night?

We do! We do!”

[showbiz00ditc]

i think my uncle's one although he doesnt go to meetings or anything anymore.

They are only believed to have satanic connections but mostly its just a club for connections. Masons supporting masons.

I heard they have that triangle money thing goin on too where everyone makes money as they move up and around the triangle when the bottom people are paying dues n shit. Forget what its called.

I also heard that if you wear a mason ring (you can get em on ebay and at pawn shops n shit fairly easily) you get alot of discounts places from mason run shops. Also if you have the emblem on the back of yur car you can get outta tickets n stuff if the cops a mason.

[salaryman]

I almost joined a secret society once in college.

They sent me a recruitment letter that said I would have to solve a riddle to find the induction ceremony.

It was essentially a week long scavenger hunt across campus, and I had to do random errands and meet with shady people who told me clues and acted wink wink about the whole thing.

When I reached the end, I was standing outside the school boathouse on a wednesday night. I decided to sneak around to the back entrance to see if I could get a look inside.

Everyone was inside waiting with cloaks and torches, the whole deal.

When no one else arrived the ceremony began. They started by pulling the recruits from a dark corner and lining them up in front of everyone, and when I saw that they were letting asians and a mexican into the club I left disgusted never to return again.

[showbiz00ditc]

haha something like that happend to me at uni.

it was frosh week so there were tonnes of parties held by frats with free booze cause they wanted pledges yadda yadda yadda. So to get in you had to give them yur details n shit. Few nights later i was asleep n there was a knock at my bedroom door... answered it to two guys in suits telling me to come with them.

Got blindfolded and thrown into the back of a big uhaul n i could hear other epople in there... drove us out to buttfuck nowhere AND RAPED US.

not really... but we all had to get outta the truck n they said if you wanna join get in the truck if not its a long walk home.

That walk home sucked.

douchbags.

[hawkeye]

they put a pentagram in washington, and their logo..

pretty powerful a long time ago, not so sure now.

[LeatherSeatBelt]

They are only believed to have satanic connections but mostly its just a club for connections. Masons supporting masons.

I heard they have that triangle money thing goin on too where everyone makes money as they move up and around the triangle when the bottom people are paying dues n shit. Forget what its called.

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pyramid scheme?

[renski]

Who robs the cave fish of their sight?

Who rigs every Oscar night?

We do! We do!â€

Who keeps back the electric car?

Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?

We do, we do.

[Guest Hopfer]

Masons: Throw them a bone and make them feel important and we can pull their strings to do what we please.

Masonry is a joke.

The only good secret societies are the Nordic Racialist Neopagan societies that teach you how to levitate and shit and have wild orgies while wearing animal masks inside of stonehenge. Fuck yeah.

[Gouf]

^you seem like a fun guy

[Guest Hopfer]

^you seem like a fun guy

[julzkind]

Angels & Demons? coming to theaters soooon!

[gotothebathroom]

I knew a freemason when I worked with Youth Sex Offenders and the freemason's are just an immeasurable step above a bunch of ten year old kids in a club house with a no girls allowed sign on the entrance.

eye em oh

[ghostdeini]

I am a maison

[FR33]

illuminati want my mind soul and my body

[FR33]

haha! the illuminati, have you seen Alex Jones video of inside the bohemian grove?

haha yea grown men in robes in a forest. was that real?

[Gabriel]

Nordic Racialist Neopagan societies

how come I haven't stumbled upon this yet, after a year in Sweden

[diewhitegirls]

I was invited a few years ago by my boss at the time. Considered it, due to the potential connections but I really had no desire to have people ask me stupid questions about non-existant connections to powerful government officials or something equally ridiculous.

Skull and Bones happens to be a secret society that has had famous people in it. There's nothing going on there. The Bilderbergers...now that's some terrifying shit right there. There's rumors that the Bilderbergers have some sort of connections to Majestic 12, which hasn't been around for 50 or so years, IIRC.

[designersheep]

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[andewhall]

An ex's old man was the leader of some kind of Mason thing, I used to give her shit...call him the Grand Poo Bah.

Wasn't Mr. C from Happy Days a Mason?

[ProfMonnitoff]

i know the daughter of a bilderberg member

you know how you played your connections to get that summer internship without ever formally applying? it's basically that, except everyone there is insanely powerful.