small questions thread - trash edition.

[Le Buttsecks]

why dont you pull out from the vag and rub your tip on her asshole?

wet finger is cool, but the tip lets her know you mean bisssness

[chronoaug]

so here's a hypothetical situation - you're seeing a girl, and she's pretty straight with her sex, and you wanna see if she's down for anal. Do you straight up ask her right out, or do you just scoot on in during sex? Would that be too rude, or should you ask whilst scooting in?

Words given to me by a friend:

plan 1- While fucking or nude hooking up, just slip a finger in there. It's only a finger (even a pinky) so she probably won't mind. If she objects, just remind her it's only a finger and try another time. She'll probably end up liking it, opening the door for you to say "hey, if you liked the finger, let's just give it a try"

plan 2- While engaging in intercourse from behind, slip it in by "accident". Works especially well when the girl has been drinking. When she informs you that you are in fact in her anus and not her vagina, you can use the excuse "sorry, it's dark" or "sorry, i'm still a little drunk". You can then encourage her from that point to give it a try since you already broke the ice, so to speak.

[Halifamous]

Or you could not be fucking in the butt you sexual DEVIANTS.

[Leonard Leroy]

Ya just shove chocolate in her mouth and stir it up with your dick. Same effect, but with chocolate. Deviants.

[landho]

I hate to break it to you guys, but it doesn't just "slip in." You have to make a concerted effort, and anyone who is being violated in such a manner will know.

[the Repeater]

When I and a she were both wasted, I wrongholed by complete mistake. It probably only happened cause she was sloppy wet.

The next day she said it felt weird, but the door had been broken down and in the future, she was into it.

Use lube and be awesome go forth.

[kunk75]

do i have to teach you guys everything? fuck.

first off, don't double dip or she'll get a nasty bacterial infection.

second, the best way to get your dick in the asshole is to squeeze both sides of your head until it's in; then you can let it mushroom out and up into her brown aperture.

this works, trust me.

[gramps]

I hate to break it to you guys, but it doesn't just "slip in." You have to make a concerted effort, and anyone who is being violated in such a manner will know.

This is true. Women know that you are a gross cowardly pervert and that there are no accidents, just like the time you slipped and called her by your great aunt's name during. Ask before hand and use lube. And don't wile out once it's in. You'd be surprised how close to being a bit panicky you can get, it looks like a magic trick. But keep your cool, it's a situation with gravity.

[TransparentCranium]

asdf

Edited November 1, 2018 by TransparentCranium

[julzkind]

where is the neutral rep thread?

i found this one tho.

[cyberPUNK]

anyone know where i can buy some decent notebooks for class? already checked jetpens.com but apparently they only sell pens...

used to only use the unmarked muji shits, but now that i'm not in japan it's impossible to find something that isn't spiral-bound or worth a shit...will rep for links...

[gfunkdocta]

i dont know html,

how do i post a picture, and when u click it, it's linked to a website??

[b.e-n]

to post a picture you do . to get the link from the picture right click and do "copy image location"

[原料かば]

how do u post a youtube vid on here?

[mrip]

everything after the = on the youtube url

[/youtube

[原料かば]

gracias

10char

[fallen angels]

where can i find that picture of 4 asians writing the word "SUFU" with light trails

[gfunkdocta]

fallen angels, http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?p=669308

ben u retard, i meant like..

i wanna post a pic right, and u hover ur mouse over that pic, and the index finger hand comes up indicating a link, and u single click the pic and it opens up a new tab/window to another website.. in html form..

[gfunkdocta]

anyone get their teeth whitened?? which way and how $$?

[ProfMonnitoff]

anyone know where i can buy some decent notebooks for class? already checked jetpens.com but apparently they only sell pens...

used to only use the unmarked muji shits, but now that i'm not in japan it's impossible to find something that isn't spiral-bound or worth a shit...will rep for links...

i just use printer paper

[nixon]

fallen angels, http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?p=669308

ben u retard, i meant like..

i wanna post a pic right, and u hover ur mouse over that pic, and the index finger hand comes up indicating a link, and u single click the pic and it opens up a new tab/window to another website.. in html form..

Quote my post and you'll see it in vB code or whatever they call it. I think you just have to replace the brackets with <> and it'll work in html.

[gfunkdocta]

yo it's ok, i got pm'd the answer..

[Oxy.]

Is it supposed to be awkward if I see a girl from school & she's with her mom?

[E36]

Is it supposed to be awkward if I see a girl from school & she's with her mom?

only if shes hot

[原料かば]

why would it be awkward? did u fuck or something

[Oxy.]

Nah, nothing like that. It was just really awkward because I saw her, and she clearly saw me, but we didn't speak. We talk all the time in class, so I was just wondering was it awkward (for her) because she was with her mom. Or maybe it's because I'm black. (kidding)

[gfunkdocta]

always remain cool no matter wut the situation..

keep it short and sweet and smile.. "hi!" (if she introduces u to mom).. hello, mrs..

and bounce.

don't kid about being black.

[Oxy.]

always remain cool no matter wut the situation..

keep it short and sweet and smile.. "hi!" (if she introduces u to mom).. hello, mrs..

and bounce.

don't kid about being black.

Cool, thanks.

I wasn't kidding about being black btw, I was kidding about her not saying anything to me because I'm black.

[gfunkdocta]

oh ok ok. we cool.

i'm not black tho, if that matters.

[原料かば]

if u think its weird its going to be weird

and it was a couple times...