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-failed math twice (once in 9th grade, once in 11th...had to take summer classes)

-took one semester of Uni, dropped out to "find myself" (see: get unreasonably drunk 6 out of 7 days a week...am currently finishing up a graphic design degree though)

-never travelled outside of Canada

-can't grow a beard to save my own ass (I'm 22)

-couldn't tie my own shoes...properly...until 7th grade (always had fucked up looking bows and shit)

-never thrown a punch (taken many)

-never shot a gun

-never been camping

-didn't know how to swim up until I was damn near 17

-never had a one night stand

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I don't have a gardener or a cleaning lady.

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i've never smoked a cigarette, tobacco or otherwise

i've never done drugs

i've never been arrested

it's never too late to start though right? this thread is for me

( 10 char )

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I'm 19, Nearly 20

Don't have my license (Never even driven once)

Have never been abroad (left the Uk)

Never Been Arrested

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Next time you're on the east coast of Canada, pop over to Saint Pierre and Miquelon.

Then you can tell people that you've been to France.

High French Autorities disagrees.

I have never been to Asia

I have never fucked an Azn girl

Never had a one night stand

Never arrested

No driving license yet (this ain't planned)

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i've never dated a white guy? does that count? i live in a super asian populated area. :(

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I've never dated, but currently don't want to, does that count?

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i've never dated a white guy? does that count? i live in a super asian populated area. :(

You don't know what you're missing. But I'll tell you: a few inches. :D

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I've never been snowboarding

ive never passed out from drinking

ive never been in a car accident

never been abroad

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I've never had sex with a girl to find another dude's leftover semen on my penis.

Also never had sex with CWG. They were never my type but sufu is making me desire them in a big way.

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going 24...

still haven't moved out

never went to a brothel

never smoked a cig

never gambled in a casino even though I've been in LV for 8 times

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going 24...

still haven't moved out

never went to a brothel

never smoked a cig

never gambled in a casino even though I've been in LV for 8 times

i don't understand how this is possible. actually, i don't understand how the bottom 3 are possible if you've been to vegas so many times. is there anything to do besides fuck hookers, gamble and smoke boges in vegas?

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i don't understand how this is possible. actually, i don't understand how the bottom 3 are possible if you've been to vegas so many times. is there anything to do besides fuck hookers, gamble and smoke boges in vegas?

I dunno too, I end up walking around the casino shopping malls, eat like a madman cause of their amazing buffets and the strip itself is banned from prostitution and I only stay within the strip

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people I will not be hanging out with: all posters in this thread

people I will be hanging out with: the strippers that you guys haven't ever contracted for services.

am I late bloomer gayz?

-I have never stolen anything of worth

-never smoked crack

-never driven a truck

-Never seen a Mongolian midget stripper (but that is just a matter of time)

-Haven't had sex with more than 2 girls at one time (again, a matter of time)

-Never had one put in through the out door (matter of time? :()

-Never spent the night in jail

-Never broken a bone

-haven't been stabbed with anything larger than the mini box cutters

-haven't been shot with anything larger than a .22

-never eaten cat,dog,horse, whale, semen (matter of time? :()

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Ok, so let's get some crack and hire some mongolian midget strippers.

If I fuck you in the butt we can both cross one off our list.

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Is this our bucket list? or Harold & Kumar? I'm down either way.

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Oh it would be amazing if this becomes a bucket list thread. Hum, I can shoot you if you provide me an azn girl to fuck with, or you can steal my TV and give me your driving license in exchange.

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someone wrote never fucked a azn girl? I can lend you my friend if you show me a brothel with hot clean white girls

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-haven't been shot with anything larger than a .22

you pussy son. i fucks with all types of calibers.

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^yo, like. If I see this girl in green ANY time soon then sufu is full of losers

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^yo, like. If I see this girl in green ANY time soon then sufu is full of late bloomers

fixed

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