Ok, so you're having a party...

[salaryman]

Which Sufu members do you invite and why?

I think I'd ask,

Cheep because I always need more quality weed connects.

Keagan because he looks insane.

Kunk for security/bouncing.

Dani to get naked.

JJ, Inaya, and Whitney because they are hot and hopefully can cook.

and any regulars from the Tokyo thread just because.

[DüM]

notesee, darkanimal, liberation, billy - fun

jane, junglejane, whitney, inaya, samsikle - FUN

totally epic, kiya - beer

kixslf & carl - weed

sidney lo, destructodisk - BOOMTIME

[Icarus]

Why would I invite someone from superfuture? crillz doesn't even post here anymore.

[broneck]

notesee, darkanimal, liberation, billy - fun

jane, junglejane, whitney, inaya, samsikle - FUN

totally epic, kiya - beer

kixslf & carl - weed

sidney lo, destructodisk - BOOMTIME

ahem - hem...

[midnight]

Clopek for object smashing/entertainment purposes.*

*only possible if totally epic & kiya come

[DüM]

clopek will bring hali and hali will take off his shirt - no

[salaryman]

and dismal because I think he'd bring some fine girls and wouldn't complain about what kind of beer we had.

DUM would you mind being the token black guy?

[DüM]

i am down, clear the furniture though.

[the_state]

you can invite white dudes from canada to supply endless amounts of crystal castles remixes.

[dismalfuture]

and dismal because I think he'd bring some fine girls and wouldn't complain about what kind of beer we had.

DUM would you mind being the token black guy?

I'd probably bring one girl, girls be hating and not bringing their friends around me, as much as I beg. I only ever get to meet girlfriend's friends during pre-determined daylight hours, coffee shop things.

I bring my own beer to parties, Clopek seems like he wouldn't complain about house beer though, he drinks out of gas cans. skiniks probably wouldn't complain either, he drinks President's Choice beer in Canada.

I would invite:

-Westside, and his acolytes

-Tokyo crew, minus aniki and soundune. Somebody would spill a beer on aniki's gazillion dollar napoleon jacket and all hell would break loose. I have never heard an Australian try to speak ebonics, and I don't think I want to.

-(greater) T.O. crew, holding it down for fashion jocks and mini streetwear Asians

-Lacey, WA crew

-NYC'ers and Montreal crew; I will provide the Korean BBQ, coke, and strippers

-Californian Asian goth ninjas; I got yer strawberry daiquiris and appletinis

[salaryman]

you can invite white dudes from canada to supply endless amounts of crystal castles remixes.

Cool.

I can introduce them to a black person too. ...Yeah, they're free now, didn't you hear?

[Fuuma]

I'd probably bring one girl, girls be hating and not bringing their friends around me, as much as I beg. I only ever get to meet girlfriend's friends during pre-determined daylight hours, coffee shop things.

I bring my own beer to parties, Clopek seems like he wouldn't complain about house beer though, he drinks out of gas cans. skiniks probably wouldn't complain either, he drinks President's Choice beer in Canada.

I would invite:

-Westside, and his acolytes

-Tokyo crew, minus aniki and soundune. Somebody would spill a beer on aniki's gazillion dollar napoleon jacket and all hell would break loose. I have never heard an Australian try to speak ebonics, and I don't think I want to.

-(greater) T.O. crew, holding it down for fashion jocks and mini streetwear Asians

-Lacey, WA crew

-NYC'ers and Montreal crew; I will provide the Korean BBQ, coke, and strippers

-Californian Asian goth ninjas; I got yer strawberry daiquiris and appletinis

Please refer to the strippers as "ladies of the night", we've got this classy thing going on you see.

[dismalfuture]

Don't worry, I pre-select my women by going to their brothels in person to have a beer and watch CNN with them. (0)

[the_state]

Cool.

I can introduce them to a black person too. ...Yeah, they're free now, didn't you hear?

i'm not coming to your party. too edgy for my blood. i'll keep my valuables and life THANKYOUVERYMUCH

[Fuuma]

Getting a blowjob while watching that funky old man with suspenders whose name escape me as the moment sound like a great experience (0).

[dismalfuture]

I never have a TV, so in the past it has always been convenient to go watch the news at a whorehouse. I get to have my beer, put my other hand on a boob, and catch up on current events. I watched most of the Katrina coverage from various brothels. I don't buy services though, that turns my $3.50 beer into a $25 beer, dimishing returns.

[haptronic]

the last time i had a party i was 12, it was a party for no reason, all these girls told me they were going to come and then didn't show. my guy freinds did and it wasn't the same.

so i am not having a party.

also since i have misbehaved somewhat at other peoples parties lucky none of you invited me so far.

not that that has ever stopped me from turning up.

[dismalfuture]

At about 75% of the house parties I attended during college, there was this guy in his 50's who would magically appear, carrying a flute. (0)

[salaryman]

i'm not coming to your party. too edgy for my blood. i'll keep my valuables and life THANKYOUVERYMUCH

I promise he won't rob you. Come on, if you come, then later no one can ever say you're racist because you've done drugs with a black person before.

Getting a blowjob while watching that funky old man with suspenders whose name escape me as the moment sound like a great experience (0).

Yeah, someone bring Larry King to the party, I think he looks like he's into some perverted shit.

Also, any strippers who can answer a current events pop quiz given by kunk at the door are in.

[dismalfuture]

I will have a separate non-smoking room with a punch bowl of virgin pina colada all set up for jane.

[dismalfuture]

later in the evening, a cat fight occurs between Ichigo100% and sir.john.lennon.. Ichigo is at a disadvantage because he can't call up funny .gifs and .jpgs in real life arguments, and sir.john.lennon is at a disadvantage because of his poverty of english language.

[dismalfuture]

I would also invite madeline and the Nigerian national football team.

[the_state]

I promise he won't rob you. Come on, if you come, then later no one can ever say you're racist because you've done drugs with a black person before.

i've rolled blunts and drank henny w/ g's in far rockaway crack spots. i don't need your peer pressure. (0)

[salaryman]

I will have a separate non-smoking room with a punch bowl of virgin pina colada all set up for jane.

excellent choice.

all you have to do is promise her you've got piles of discount balenciaga in your big van around the corner......

[↓ Is The New ↑]

dolly.

[broneck]

well, you know if i'm there breaking things and being drunk on shitty beer, dolly will be right there with me, shaking her head and pretending she doesn't know me

[evisu 2000]

i'd invite jeepster so he can bring latkes, and tg76 so we can do arts and crafts later in the evening.

[dismalfuture]

oh, that's a nice idea. I bet my strippers would join in on the arts and crafts as well.

[Lab]

suckdick so i can finally see what his fits look like

gotdamn mystery

also diamonds b/c he was curious about this too

and jungle book crew to sell $$$ curry to CWGs hypin ethnic cuisines

oh and yoohoo crew b/c i never tried it with rum

[salaryman]

the only arts and crafts that will be allowed are by people who can roll joints into crazy shapes like flowers. or glassblowing for similar endeavors.

oh, and you're also allowed to knit scarves that say "home is where the heart is" to give out to everyone as party favors.