Posting for the Millionth?

[m1sterko]

I'm trying to figure out how we're going to pinpoint, exactly, the millionth. The main page says we're a few hundred off, but go to quote and we've passed it 48,000 ago.

im pretty sure sufu has a way of knowing, and im just basing my calculations on whats on the main page...

what size do women's jeans go to?

saw fat woman in 14 for all humankind

not too sure, when grannie panties go this big:

kunk i cant afford achilles 46.

but still be my body guard. fourth grade mexicans with pierced ears by the playground pick on me

*tear

[kunk75]

ok. generic plimsolls? like $18

[homi29]

wut about apple bottoms

[diewhitegirls]

Oh, herro.

[Guest]

I have a feeling im going to be up all night

[sarcasticone]

ok. generic plimsolls? like $18

Do plimsolls come in a 46?

[m1sterko]

lol, where do you live?

only 495 posts to go!!

[hamburglar]

[kunk75]

nyc burbs.

[Guest]

lol, where do you live?

only 495 posts to go!!

Uh Ontario ahah, I felt like 500 posts would take way longer until I looked at the math.

[kunk75]

read selfedge fine print. it is the user's 1,000,000th post, not sufu. you can all give up but i'll keep going so they don't have to scrap the contest.

[sean_]

woooooooooo

[m1sterko]

lol, where do you live?

only 495 posts to go!!

nyc burbs.

sorry kunk, was talking to meat grinder

its okay you can get your free denim / sell it for your achilles

Uh Ontario ahah, I felt like 500 posts would take way longer until I looked at the math.

haha it shoudl take a bit faster as we reach the 999,800/900 mark

the last leg of the race is always the fastest, no?

so expect this "1,000,000" post to be done and over with in about 2 hours.

[billy.]

if doug gets any more free jeans i'm gonna be pissed.

[doctorworm]

haha it shoudl take a bit faster as we reach the 999,800/900 mark

the last leg of the race is always the fastest, no?

so expect this "1,000,000" post to be done and over with in about 2 hours.

i don't know where you're getting your number from, but i just copied and and pasted all of the posts for each forum and added them together to get 994,376. also, it appears that the rate of posting is at least a few hundred per hour since i added it up less than an hour ago and got something in the 993000s.

[julzkind]

i'ma reeed munkaay junkie

ooh, i want!

red monkey, bathing ape, somebody call the damn zoo!

[Fookums]

^^

threads: 50,737, posts: 999,594, Members: 25,829

10characterz

[redshirt]

for the jeans.

[m1sterko]

i don't know where you're getting your number from, but i just copied and and pasted all of the posts for each forum and added them together to get 994,376. also, it appears that the rate of posting is at least a few hundred per hour since i added it up less than an hour ago and got something in the 993000s.

hmm im not saying im accurate b ut what im following is this:

[doctorworm]

ooooooh, didn't see that. i are dumb. i wonder which is accurate tho. cause i definitely added shit right. i'd say the thing on the bottom is probably the way to go (thing you're lookin at)

[m1sterko]

ooooooh, didn't see that. i are dumb. i wonder which is accurate tho. cause i definitely added shit right. i'd say the thing on the bottom is probably the way to go

i disagree fookums and i had the exact same number at different times.

therefore, the "1,000,000" post is gonna be pretty random.

theres a bit of lag so people waiting for 999,950+ to start posting is not beneficial. definitily laggy.

but who cares... random person wins and we should all be happy. the odds are against everyone.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

upandcoming would own this contest...

[sarcasticone]

exactly who cares and keep poooooooooooooooosting

[freecat]

how we're going to know who posted the 1,000,000th post ? I mean, it's written nowhere...

[conan.]

admin will know, maybe mike lowball, maybe who know

[Servo2000]

So there's actually some sort of contest going on for the millionth post?

News to me.

Jmatsu's almost to 10,000. That's got to be worth something.

[Fookums]

what if people post at exactly the same time?

[sarcasticone]

After 10,000 you get a cheap gold watch and a pinkslip

[Servo2000]

what if people post at exactly the same time?

I imagine that the server might record post times out to the millisecond so I imagine that's pretty unlikely.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

read selfedge fine print. it is the user's 1,000,000th post, not sufu. you can all give up but i'll keep going so they don't have to scrap the contest.

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woooooooooo

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sorry kunk, was talking to meat grinder

its okay you can get your free denim / sell it for your achilles

haha it shoudl take a bit faster as we reach the 999,800/900 mark

the last leg of the race is always the fastest, no?

so expect this "1,000,000" post to be done and over with in about 2 hours.

if doug gets any more free jeans i'm gonna be pissed.

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i don't know where you're getting your number from, but i just copied and and pasted all of the posts for each forum and added them together to get 994,376. also, it appears that the rate of posting is at least a few hundred per hour since i added it up less than an hour ago and got something in the 993000s.

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ooh, i want!

red monkey, bathing ape, somebody call the damn zoo!

for the jeans.

^^

10characterz

_________________

I actually got 9 hours of sleep. Did anyone seriously stay up last night?

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Let's try to predict which thread the millionth post will be on. I'm gonna guess superconfessional... it's just right.

hmm im not saying im accurate b ut what im following is this:

ooooooh, didn't see that. i are dumb. i wonder which is accurate tho. cause i definitely added shit right. i'd say the thing on the bottom is probably the way to go (thing you're lookin at)

i disagree fookums and i had the exact same number at different times.

therefore, the "1,000,000" post is gonna be pretty random.

theres a bit of lag so people waiting for 999,950+ to start posting is not beneficial. definitily laggy.

but who cares... random person wins and we should all be happy. the odds are against everyone.

upandcoming would own this contest...

exactly who cares and keep poooooooooooooooosting

how we're going to know who posted the 1,000,000th post ? I mean, it's written nowhere...

admin will know, maybe mike lowball, maybe who know

So there's actually some sort of contest going on for the millionth post?

News to me.

Jmatsu's almost to 10,000. That's got to be worth something.

what if people post at exactly the same time?