Condoms

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

So, my friend was doing his girl on saturday night after prom and his condom broke. Now I'm all paranoid about breaking these... what brands are you guys using, which are the best, etc. etc.?

[sidneylo]

Just double up and you'll have twice the protection.

[buzzed]

sounds like somebody got pussy for the first time and wants the world to know

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

oh, grow up. sex is hardly something to brag about - i'm only asking on here because no one knows me personally.

[buzzed]

what happened to mass' comment? supermods were quick

BTLj_3R0-2g

[Case]

fuck everything except for crown skinless joints

[totally epic]

Use foil next time.

[RFKorp]

Just double up and you'll have twice the protection.

This advice always sounds so much more practical than it really is.

But seriously. If you're breaking condoms you clearly just need more lube.

[ChaseDizzy]

your friend is a jackass.

cum inside=condom breaking possibility.

you're not supposed to.

[jamers]

real men stick with putting a piece of scotch tape over the hole

[dismalfuture]

Steampunk stee

[↓ Is The New ↑]

Whatever you do just don't cop the Lifestyles because they are cheaper... trust.

[kubrick]

This advice always sounds so much more practical than it really is.

But seriously. If you're breaking condoms you clearly just need more lube.

truth.. you probably have better chances winning some lottery than breaking a condom unless you're fucking hung like ron jeremy or mistaken the asshole for the pussy and all the friction rips your condom apart..

but even then, you won't get her pregnant i guess.

[Sayword]

you don't double up simply because it can fuck up a pussy.

[Guest]

Doubling up INCREASES the chances of a condom breaking, all that stretching and slippin' and stuff.

[sidneylo]

Just double up and you'll have twice the protection. (10)

Better?

[lestat]

condoms are overrated

[totally epic]

True dat. Spray and pray (for forgiveness).

[cuddlysheep]

trojans are whack, durex is good, but seriously just know how to properly put them on, pinch the reservoir end so no air bubbles and leave space..

[mellowbonsai]

they break when theyve been in use too long... shit can dry up faster than you'd expect

lube early -- lube often, or just open a new one

[NESK]

that comment about lifestyles is crazy left field. its probably the only brand that wont make it feel like your fucking a wad of dried up gum, but g'head, play on playa.

subplot thickens: lube is for dummies, if shes not wet, why are you inside her? thats sprinting and doing hurdles before walking.

[landho]

An ex related the story of how a dude came in his pants while he was dry humping her. Probably very little possibility of pregnancy this way. Probably shouldn't wear your dry denim if you plan to do this, however.

[chris nosnah]

"Safe sex is great sex, Better wear a latex cause you don't want that late text, That i think i'm late text."

[lucky_cloud]

that comment about lifestyles is crazy left field. its probably the only brand that wont make it feel like your fucking a wad of dried up gum, but g'head, play on playa.

subplot thickens: lube is for dummies, if shes not wet, why are you inside her? thats sprinting and doing hurdles before walking.

1) lifestyles suck. you're crazy.

2) everybody needs a little help sometimes. long sessions often lead to dryness. friction in general saps moisture. i have had a lot of condom-breaking problems and lube is the answer.

[thescott]

Just pee in the stinkbox after poundage....jism will flow right out no prob.

[pantheist]

use the lambskin so it smells like a gyro and you'll get hungry and stop.

[renski]

this is an easy answer.

pull, spray, pray.

[gfunkdocta]

shiet, nigga quoted lollipop remix already

[NESK]

trojans turn your dick into a giant eraser.

[kunk75]

i have 3 boys and have actually never worn a condom. i'm probably retarded.