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I'd like to know how these suggestions don't arouse you!

i'm going to follow your lead and respond by making something in the previous message negative: i wouldn't like to know how these suggestions don't arouse you!

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^wuuuut? I didn't say I'm NOT going to ask her, when I said disregard your suggestions I meant with regards to the stupid joke ideas like YES/NO PROM YEA?? etc. I'm going to ask her, no doubt, and she's going to say yes.

LIVE THE LIFE + LIVE THE DREAM

For the record, YES/no is not a stupid joke idea. If I had to do it all over again, that would be my go-to method for sure. Anything too ostentatious reeks of a sort of desperation.

If you're certain she's going to say yes but you're still worrying about the medium, then that means you're trying to create a certain impression--that you're a wild and crazy dude who will go to great lengths to make certain gestures. But why is this the case?

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If you're certain she's going to say yes but you're still worrying about the medium, then that means you're trying to create a certain impression--that you're a wild and crazy dude who will go to great lengths to make certain gestures. But why is this the case?

This is not the case.. Girls are wild and crazy who will go to great lengths to make certain that prom is serious business. To me it seems that you guys are overthinking this thread even more than I might be. lol. A few more posts and this threak will be epic!

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This is not the case.. Girls are wild and crazy who will go to great lengths to make certain that prom is serious business. To me it seems that you guys are overthinking this thread even more than I might be. lol. A few more posts and this threak will be epic!

I'm just looking for my little Asian brother, is all!

My brother bought me the DVD of Densha Otako (Train Man), which is about a guy who gets romantic advice from his online friends. I have not watched it yet, but I suspect that you are living the dream.

Rent it and then we'll compare notes.

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if you are serious about a yes/no without directly asking

1. Know where she lives, n go there late at night

2. Grab some sidewalk chalk

3. Write in the street in huge letters

WILL U GO 2 PROM W/ ME.

she will not miss it, she will say yes because she knows you will egg her house if she doesn't!

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I'm just looking for my little Asian brother, is all!

My brother bought me the DVD of Densha Otako (Train Man), which is about a guy who gets romantic advice from his online friends. I have not watched it yet, but I suspect that you are living the dream.

Rent it and then we'll compare notes.

What is this? 2005? Densha Otoko is such previous level shit, it's not even funny.

No hot bitch wants to go to prom with a nerd.

She might consider a rich one for stability when in her mid-30s after she's been banged by plenty of B.A.L.L.A.s for a good 15 years tho.

Is that the risk/reward profile you're willing to bet your life on!?

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Wait 15 years.... ask her little sister/daughter out to prom... B.A.L.L.A!!!!!!

all this yes/no keeps reminding me of the this or that thread. U should ask whether prom is sufu-approved there... that and ur matching outfits.

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Facepalm? srs

In girl world:

Prom. It's serious business.

Fucking liar, getting someone for prom in boyworld [- nohomo] is more serious buisness than girls is.

Steps the.

2. say: "Hay probably femal person, do you happen to know what my jeans be died with ancient madder die."

1. before response, utter: "Have prom date been asked of you?"

4. say: "I want not serious girl/boy prom, you go with me and we blow off if when gay becomes it."

♀.saaay: "Do can we play mario pikatchy bowling on my nintendo, numchik, it vibrates."

Or do what I did for diamonds.

1. Hey, wanna both take girls to prom then meet in washroom for night of loud screaming anal and 'make-outs'?

2. High-five.

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100th post in this EPIC THREAk

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You Wouldn't Be Here Without My 99 Bitch.

Don't You Ever Forget It!

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every way is gay

unless...

you walk up to her.

holding your shit

and say lets go "b*tch"

now. to the prom

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Bane all your posts are like e e cummings if he used punctuation

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cookie.jpg

She said yes (0).

/threak

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It is real, and I did "give it to her". (0)

I told you I wouldn't fail.

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That cookie cake looks pretty good, well done. Most of my nitwit friends are 5 years older than you and their cookie cakes end up looking fecal matter.

Asking a girl out a month in advance is lame though.

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Asking a girl out a month in advance is lame though.

Not when it involves a cock-shaped cookie.

Also, if you don't ask early enough, you end up having to take girls who have nicknames like Jenny Snaggletooth or Ol' Stinko. The supply of good girls is limited.

I took an attractive girl of loose reputation to prom. My sister (who is a year younger than me) said that that if I ended up taking "that little slut" to prom, she would "never talk to [me] again." Guess what? She lied.

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By the time I was a senior, the girls at my high school topped out at like 6.5/10 on the very best days. I was laying it to a 37 year old and a 14 year old girl (who lied to me and said she was 15, so I thought it was alright) when I was 17, so prom ranked at about #40 on the list of importance for me. On prom night I woke up from my usual nap at like 10pm and my friend had a hand me down V12 Benz, so we went over to the hotel parties and acted cool and probably looked silly in hindsight.

Looking back now, I would've gone, but only so I could steal this one asshole's date as well as style on everyone.

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That cookie cake looks pretty good, well done.

cookie cakes are hard to make. looks like you nailed it. well done, branespload.

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^ khmer

but I'm also seeing this half Japanese hipstery girl on the side :]

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^ what are you referring to? I already posted pics of my dick.. and I won't do it to the girls to put them on sufu. hehe

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I think a half-Japanese hipster girl would do well—nay, thrive—in the sufu environment.

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holy shit, you actually did a cookie cock?

damn... that's quite intense

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i came on this thread hoping for some good advice, but nope. heres what i thought of doing.

im gonna bring an amp in the school quad and have a microphone connected to it. and im gonna sing that song that like "yoooooooooooooooou, yoooou got what i neeeeeeed. but you say im just a friend, but you say im just a friend"

can anyone tell me if thats lame?

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