sore arn from fapping

[denimdestroyedmylife]

I've been fapping lately and around the 17 min mark, my right arm gets really sore.

It's from the shoulder down and its only my right arm. I am right handed, but there's gotta be some kind of explanation for this.

[DrMoBueno]

next time, stretch before you fap

[dismalfuture]

solutions for every problem:

muslims can have up to 6 wives. are you a muslim? if not its pretty easy to convert....and you won't have to work hard at it...the ppl born muslim don't!

i am sure there are some that will let you put it in the butt-hole and ooh, unlimited blow jobs too.

[Quixotic]

if you're fapping so much..and for so long..how do you fit in work? i mean..at around 20min a time you are going to have to start schedueling that shit.

maybe you should alternate hands? aka 'the stranger wank'. so sit on your left hand till it goes numb, then when you feel your right arm going switch over..because of the lack of feeling in your left it will feel like a stranger is giving you a helping hand..

alledgedly.

[julzkind]

lol @ dismal.

switch it up maybe? i don't know what guys do...

[cyberPUNK]

www.teddy-babes.com

i made the mistake of looking at their forum. some seriously fucked up shit. thankfully no waywt.

have fun.

[sybaritical]

My professional opionion as an NHS registered complementary whatnot is you should relax, loosen your grip a little and stop thinking about the fap. It's widely recognised in medical circles that residual anxiety and guilt accounts for 24% of all onanistic injuries.

[cheep]

glad to hear you fixed your premature ejaculation problem diddy... last time i saw you you could only go for 1-2 min at a time

[dismalfuture]

I too, support

[cyberPUNK]

she's a whole a cup.

[Begåvningsreserven]

try stretching your Arn.

[andewhall]

Dear Diddy. This device may be 'handy' for your current situation.

[gfunkdocta]

17 mins to rub one out? if ur serious, u need to go to a men's health clinic.

[mojinho]

here's what you should do: make an appointment with a physician to discuss the problem. take a friend and a video camera. then, record everything and post it here. receive +rep.

[mr fluffernutter]

Swotch to your left arn.

[GiZMO]

it makes me scared that my main arm will grow larger than the other. I think it has but I don't know if its attributed to wanking.

[Eccles]

Sit on your hand for a few minutes pre fap

numbing will ensue

I call it 'the stranger'

[mojinho]

NSFW NSFW NSFW

from http://www.advancedmasturbation.com

Male Masturbation Techniques

1 The Basic Fist Method

2 Basic Thumb-Forefinger

3 The Mushroom

4 Campfire Method

5 Headless Jerking

6 Poking out of the Pulpit

7 Backhand Masturbation

8 Interlocking Grip

9 Foreskin Grip

10 Boxer Rub Masturbation

11 Upward Squeeze

12 Downward Squeeze

13 Too Full Hand's Full

14 Circular Masturbating

15 Palm, Belly, and Penis Sandwich

16 What? Packing Tape!

17 Table Hump Masturbation

[sybaritical]

Better add the microwaved melon to that list.

[mojinho]

as described in the above post, i am hoping to get to the day when i "get a hard-on when i walk past a fruit shop"

[wesc]

put a little icyhot on it to ensure a tingly pleasure.

[mojinho]

icyhot scares the shit out of me i would never use it on my body let alone my dick specifically

[mellowbonsai]

fleshlight?

[habia]

keep your arm loose. Don't clench your fist when you fap. The same thing used to happen to me.

[landho]

You may want to consider rubbing your goods between your thighs, kind of like the way a cricket chirping.

[broneck]

next time, fap before you fap

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[denimdestroyedmylife]

i grew up and spent a good deal of my adolescence fapping by fucking the floor...

^

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[gimmegimme]

i grew up and spent a good deal of my adolescence fapping by fucking the floor...

:confused: .

[xcoldricex]

uh it's not hard just lie on the floor face down and start grinding your dick against the floor. works with carpets, wooden floors, anything...but if you do it don't do it more than once that shit gets addictive, i think it's even better than real sex.

you sir are deprived. and you're still a virgin, yes?

[mojinho]

fucking the floor . . . never tried that one . . . i did read a "Savage Love" article once about how you're supposed to vary your technique so when you have real sex your dick responds to it rather than getting to "used to" the way you always climax by yourself. i also seem to remember something about "contact" being better than "pressure", so clenched fist = definitely bad and could desensitize your penis