Your favorite Simpsons moments

[brightbill]

This show on syndication, 5:30 and 7:30 every weekday during my childhood... huge. Life-shaping.

"Look in the tunk" could be the best joke in the world. Discuss.

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Hands down.

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[PaperSt.]

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?

Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?

Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.

Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.

Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?

Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.

Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.

Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.

Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.

Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.

Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.

Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.

Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer (sung to the Flintstones song): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! hits tree

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ralph

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"Gym??.. Ohh! Gyyyyyym!!"

and of course the greatest moment ever:

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"Tastes like burning........." - Ralph

[edwithoutahead]

Mistah Spahkle!!!

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[romeoso]

a few of my favorite ralph quotes...

"my baby! where's my baby!"

"i'm happy and angry!"

"you're wrinkling. somebody should iron you."

my alltime favorite heartwarming moment was the maggie episode..

"Do It For Her"

[mufid]

i think it's the episode where lisa is a babysitter...

ned comes to homer and asks him if he could watch after his kids because maude has been kidnapped in jerusalem and now he has to drive to capital city

homer doesn't want to so he looks for an excuse and says that he can't cause marge has been kidnapped in jerusalem and now he has to drive to capital city

classic homer

oh yeah, the do it for her scene always gives me goosebumps

[AstroWolf]

"I would trade it all, for a little more."

C.M. Burns

[rhythmese]

Homer Simpson: Okay Mr. Burns Here are your messages: "You have thirty minutes to move your car." "You have ten minutes to move your car." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."

Homer Simpson: [Phone Rings] Hello?

Mr. Burns: Is it about my cube?

One of my favorite episodes.

[sean_]

there are too many, i don't know where to start.

but i think things randomly blowing up is one of my favourite recurring gags.

[hellogoodbye]

[Winu]

Every Ralph moment is my favorite.

"Fail English, thats unpossible."

[sean_]

oh, the episode from this season, where patty and selma push homer off the bridge and his life flashes before his eyes... that was fucking brilliant.

[jeepster]

[chronoaug]

"Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy land where nothing can possibl-i go wrong......Well, i guess that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong"

Also, most every moment from the rodney dangerfield episode:

Harvard admission agent to Mr. Burns-

"First, your son made fun of my weight problem and told me my motto should be Semper Fudge. Then he told me to "relax".

[brightbill]

"Smithers is gay" jokes are always good, too.

Like...

Burns asks what Smithers is doing, "Something gay, no doubt?"

...

"Oh, you know, mothers-lock-up-your-daughters, Smithers is on the town!"

And Smithers with John Waters' character in "Homer's Phobia".

From that same episode, Marge telling Homer, "He prefers the company of men," and Homer replying, "Who doesn't?"... then... "Ho... mo... sexual"

"Boo, or Boo-urns?"

Barney's film festival entry: "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead"

[readytoignite]

"we could argue about who forgot to pickup whom until the cows come home..."

[sonny]

"You call hamburgers steamed hams."

"Yes, it's a regional dialect. From upstate New York."

22 short films is such a solid episode.

[breams]

Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!

Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.

Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!

Homer: [relieved] That's good.

Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.

Homer: [worried] That's bad.

Owner: But you get your choice of topping!

Homer: [relieved] That's good.

Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.

Homer: [stares]

Owner: That's bad.

[sean_]

dont mean to turn this into a debate over old vs. new (well, maybe) but this season has been pretty solid so far.

[dolly]

"but I always drink plenty of ...malk?"

and, as mentioned earlier, "look in the tunk...I think he means trunk."

I can't remember the last time i've actually called it a trunk, my boyfriend laughs when i tell him to pop the tunk haha

[fatchino]

Lenny [to "Grimey"]: Hi I'm Lenny and this Carl and Homer. I'm Lenny

[gimmegimme]

"My baloney has a first name, its H-O-M-E-R...my baloney has a second name its H-O-M-E-R."

[ExileOnMainSt]

"It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks!"

- Homer

[soap]

This is one of the funniest transaction ever one the simpsons

From the episode where Bart gets the elephant

"Lisa: Mr. Blackheart?

Blackheart: Yes, my pretty?

Lisa: Are you an ivory dealer?

Blackheart: [laughs] Well, little girl, I've had lots of jobs in my day: whale-hunter, seal-clubber, president of the Fox network, and, like most people, yeah, I've dealt a little ivory.

Bart: Dad, you can't do this. Stampy is my friend.

Homer: Don't worry, son. I'll get you a new elephant.

Blackheart: I'll take that one too.

Homer: Done."

[ang_kangkong]

I've got 2 —

The episode where Dustin Hoffman is the voice of the substitute teacher Mr. Bergstrom, he endears himself to the class, Lisa in particular, and when the old teacher comes back, she rushes to the train station to see him off. She says she'll be lost without him, ``Whenever you feel that you're alone and there's nobody you can rely on, this is all you need to know,'' and hands her a note. Lisa chases the train as it pulls away. She finally looks at the note after it's faded in the distance —

``You are Lisa Simpson.''

"Bart's Comet"

The whole town decides to go risk death together, rather than stay in the Flanders's bomb shelter (after Homer throws him out, of course). Ned is singing "Que Sera, Sera", as he's gazing out over the hill, the comet coming down, and the whole town sings the chorus.

Classics both.

[pavlova cakesworth]

everything james woods says and does.

"ok, good, book me a flight, rent me an igloo, and tell these dorks at the kwik-e-mart that boom! i'm a dot, i'm gone, ok? what do you mean, i gotta give two weeks notice? why, you frickin', no-good, mother-bleep bleep bleep cheese! ...no, not you, i'm just talkin' to my oven."