How to Look Good in a suit

[omarion111]

[Servo2000]

THlS THREAD SPEAKS TO MY SENSIBILITIES

[hey]

The best book on how to wear a suit is by Bret Easton Ellis.

[napoleon]

The best book on how to wear a suit is by Bret Easton Ellis.

I wish I could wear a suit as well as Patrick Bateman.

[seksu!]

shut up jack photography

[Raskol]

shut up jack photography

somebody had to say it

[cyberPUNK]

[mike lowrey]

• wear sneakers
  
• size up 1 on jacket and 2 on trousers
  
• 2-3 buttons open
  
• collar spread over jacket
  
• wear chain
  
• walk with steez
  
• wear funny hat
  

[keska]

• wear sneakers
  
• size up 1 on jacket and 2 on trousers
  
• 2-3 buttons open
  
• collar spread over jacket
  
• wear chain
  
• walk with steez
  
• wear funny hat
  

• get guido tan
  

[Spastic_Koala]

Suits are always improved through the inclusion of a cane.

[cyberPUNK]

and hos.

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[_ironman]

i wore a tophat to prom.

beat that.

[mike lowrey]

i wore a tophat to prom.

beat that.

a friend of mine wore a kilt

[_ironman]

damn, well i know when i'm beat

*waves white flag of surrender*

[Thorns]

a friend of mine wore a kilt

Yeah my buddy did that too. I actually thought it was pretty sweet at the time.

[Spastic_Koala]

Don't forget to grow out your pinky nail.

[evisu 2000]

panky rang

[magus1234]

Don't forget to grow out your pinky nail.

niCE!

.'.'.

[bernt]

Best alternative to a tailored suit. Make that shit out of duct tape.

[calvin1663]

for hedi slimane suits, don't eat for two weeks prior to wearing it, and drink only minimal amounts of water.

[Halifamous]

A goth kid at my high school did that.

Be an amusing statement at a public school, but I was a prep school (**EDITED OUT BC WILD HOMOPHOBIC**)

 

. Jokers were showing up in helicopters and bespoke tuxes and here's some little eyeliner'd out toadstool rocking an immaculately constructed three piece duct tape suit, with matching shoes and a tophat.

I liked that kid, he was funny.

Edited September 4, 2013 by Halifamous

[will_i_am]

duck tape prom girl from mtv true life is a hostess at the fridays a town away from my home.

[Halifamous]

duck tape prom girl from mtv true life is a hostess at the fridays a town away from my home.

This suggests you've been to Fridays.

[napoleon]

for hedi slimane suits, don't eat for two weeks prior to wearing it, and drink only minimal amounts of water.

Don't knock the slimane suits. It's the only thing that fits me off the rack, everything else is way too wide across the chest and shoulders. So I'm SOOL until someone else starts making decent suits for normal size people or I get something made up in Honkers.

No socks, a sawn off shutgun, or splash of colour are better accessories than a cane or sneakers. And for fuck's sake people, learn to colour coordinate. If you're white get a black man as your partner, and if you're black, you need to find a well dressed white man. It won't work otherwise.

[jschenkkan]

• get guido tan

[E36]

[will_i_am]

This suggests you've been to Fridays.

sometimes i switch it up and hit up olive garden with tommy sausage.

[MiniW]

lmao that guido is internet fuckin famous, + superhero power to jump threads and connect noobs and non-noobs alike

[yiHan]

Are there alot of people who dress up like that? I'm afraid of them!