Suggestions for what to do with unwearable denim (SExSC)

[seoulfully]

So awhile ago I got my girlfriend a pair of SExSC02s. I ended up getting the wrong size (I got her natural waist, but since the SExSCs sit so low, they're way too small). We didn't really think about it when we got them, so we did a warm soak and she tried them on. That's when we figured out the sizing issue. The girlfriend was determined to wear them, though I knew it was fruitless. Fast forward a few months and hours in the gym later, the girlfriend knows it's a lost cause. (She's crazy, she had no weight to lose in the first place, hip bones don't go anywhere.)

So seeing as how it's few months from purchase, and they've been through a warm soak, it's clearly unreturnable (unless Kiya takes some pity on me and let's me send them to him for like a discount on another pair of jeans or something [ahem, PLEASE kiya ]). I put them up on supermarket and some other places for sale (didn't try ebay because I'm lazy about that sort of thing), but no dice since they are tiny (26s I'm pretty sure, but I don't remember since I put them out of my mind awhile back).

So sufu, what should I do with them? It seems like SUCH a waste of great denim to use them as patch/repair fabric (not that I have anything to patch or repair, nor will I in the foreseeable future). Should I just put them under glass and display them as a work of high quality craftsmanship? Thanks!

[willy p]

shred them up into a SExSC coleslaw and make your girlfriend eat them

[gimmegimme]

Is no one else going to say it???

Seriously...no one???

Jesus Christ...get a new girlfriend dumbass.

Fuck.

[HEWSINATOR]

Anything will sell at the right price, so I think the question is at what price are these more valuable to you as patches than selling for that price.

[TyCooN]

Give it to Goodwill.

[datasupa]

Jesus Christ...get a new girlfriend dumbass.

and make sure you don't get such a fatty this time

[kiya]

Send them back to me, i'll give you 45% off any pair of jeans you want.

My wife will wear em...

[willy p]

Send them back to me, i'll give you 45% off any pair of jeans you want.

My wife will wear em...

that is customer service at its best right there! :eek:

[khoiphan92]

ill buy them off you for 85 i want patch material

[Denim Phenom]

and make sure you don't get such a fatty this time

I'd rep you if I could.

[Denim Phenom]

and make sure you don't get such a fatty this time

I'd rep you if I could.

[cyberPUNK]

kiya has balls like baseballs.

[theetruscan]

kiya has balls like baseballs.

Amazing that he can wear slim jeans considering this.

[unklesteve]

Amazing that he can wear slim jeans considering this.

He has them tailored at Al's Attire. Special hidden pouches in the crotch area, made from the finest denim Flat Head has to offer.

His balls are also tougher than leather. And they smell like cinnamon.

[ChadR]

Send them back to me, i'll give you 45% off any pair of jeans you want.

My wife will wear em...

stuff like this is why I am going to buy from you

[bruised]

umm. dick in ... yea.

[Pandemonium]

He has them tailored at Al's Attire. Special hidden pouches in the crotch area, made from the finest denim Flat Head has to offer.

His balls are also tougher than leather. And they smell like cinnamon.

the way you write, it doesn't make you sound gay at all!

[JonB27]

^Not at all

[Double D]

Post them to me, I'm sure I could use a second pair...

[tedadoret]

wows i put an add up in supermarket for a pair of sexsc02 in 26 within the last month! if youre interested in selling, PM me pls with details