Do you let fat people use your toilet?

[organic ketchup]

I threw a Super Bowl party this past weekend and one of my guests was this 400lb dude, he's my buddy's cousin and a really great guy. But then..... I saw him get up (he needs assistance) and walk toward the bathroom. I was like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK.

Usually when I have fat guests I go the bathroom and hide all the toilet paper, then I tell them they can't go #2 in there because I'm out of tp. Couldn't think of an excuse at a party though .

[emilo]

Air freshener and something that ends with -chlorine. And lots of it.

[mspark]

Dude....do you know how stupid you sound?

[Gouf]

dang. thats uhm. thats something ive never really cared to worry about

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[the_state]

that's some jmatsu shit. pretty foul man.

[Gouf]

^

....? What?

[Toenailz`]

I just dont let them in my house period

[broneck]

Fat people's tend to shit on the lid, as opposed to in the bowl, didn't you know?

[andewhall]

My johns still broke since previous large dude usage. Now I just go to the woods with the bears.

[kobot]

one time i let a fat guy into my house and he just shat on the floor next to the toilet

later, after i'd finished cleaning it up i felt like my bathroom still smelled like shit

after investigating a bit it turned out he'd also taken a shit in the cupboard under the sink.

fucker

[bruised]

My johns still broke since previous large dude usage. Now I just go to the woods with the bears.

bear fur feels gude on azz hole. haha stinky bear.

fat people be full of shit. like yeah. they eat a lot. yum yum (yuck)

[chromesquared]

Tea bagging my unibrow is a prerequisite for fat guy toilet use.

[6MT]

i hope u r been sarcastic, if you are not, than what kind of friend r u?? so if your mom was 400 lbs, you wouldn't let ur mom shit at your house???

[funkdoobi]

man, if i knew you in real life. i'd come over to your place, lay some buckshots on your throne, and wipe my ass with your face towels.

bitch

[ROYALEFATALE]

not if they're like morbidly obese, imagine how much food/waste that equals, they can probably wrap one around the bowl several times over, like a mud-python, no way that's going down with one flush

[Double D]

I don't have any friends over about 190lbs. Fat people usually get offended by my very existence.

[andewhall]

I don't have any friends over about 190lbs. Fat people usually get offended by my very existence.

Do you fear getting put in a sandwich and eaten?

[Double D]

Not really, too low a body fat percentage to appeal to their McDonald's fuelled appetites.

[the_state]

for some reason this thread reminds me on an upper decker. has anyone here ever done one of those?