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Do you have a younger sister?

i had a younger sister...she ran off with her husband's brother...let call him ed... ed was not allowed to come to the pub with me because he was banned from all of them...ocd lonely and romantic..with a few beers in him he couldn't leave the ladies alone...one too many complaints and he was asked to leave...not dangerous just slightly creepy...

where do babies come from??

the bethany centre in grey lynn auckland...this is a top secret facility where 14yo girls [sometimes they look even younger] make the babies for the whole world...today walking home from work i saw them ordering fish and chips..often i am stopped for a light....they always travel in two or more....sometimes with prams...i figure these prams contain unclaimed babies....

hmmm i wonder if they smoke because they heard that the babies head would be smaller...and it may hurt less

what size are my feet?

5.5

how many fingers am I holding up?

3

how many times out of 100 will my foreskin retract when i have an erection?

0

trick question you are circumsized

What's the point if you're not answering?

some good samaritan may come along and help out...

where are the answers?

use the fucking search function...

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Do you have a younger sister?

nope

where do babies come from??

the stork, my young one

what size are my feet?

10.5?

how many fingers am I holding up?

4

how many times out of 100 will my foreskin retract when i have an erection?

depends how loose your foreskin is

What's the point if you're not answering?

passed out at some point last night, forgot about this thread

duck, duck or goose?

duck

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