Two Facts About Your Neighborhood

[poshpol]

1) There are tons of huge shopping complexes that are all practically inaccessible by pedestrians/those who don't own a car.

2) Years overdue and after years and years of waiting, the subway was extended from Montreal to Laval, billions (i think) over budget and it is useless to me because of where I live on the island. I'm glad i've got a car.

[Spaghettini]

1. I live next to Bill Clinton.

2. Everyone pretends they're ghetto.

I hate this place.

chappaqua? i remember one night I was taking the last train out of GCT to white plains piss drunk, fell asleep, woke up in Chappaqua at 3 am with a dead cellphone and no taxis. tried asking motherfuckers if i could use their phone but everyone basically ignored me. i had work the next morning so i started walking on whatever parkway was closest to the train station until i flagged down a bread truck. dude let me use his cellphone to call a cab and even offered me free food cause I was in such a shit situation. so yeah, fuck people in chappaqua.

1. whenever there is a power outtage my neighborhood is the last one to get power restored

2. this mafia-ass motherfucker lives right down the street from me, and theirs always shady things going down at his place

[salaami]

1. theres a lot of shootings

2. a lot of people die because of it.

[pavlova cakesworth]

2. We have drive-through liquor stores.

they have those everywhere, at least in australia

1. inspector gadget 2 was filmed here

2. we have the largest freestanding store in australia

[pantheist]

1. we have the most liquor stores per square miles or some stupid facat

2. everyone knows everyone.

[ilovefriedchicken]

i live in the same section of the same gated community as the richest chinese person in the world (mainland excluding hong kong). she does some paper business and was bumped down to 20th last year but now shes richest again. my other neighbor has 2 maybachs.

[will_i_am]

1. prom mom (nj) was from my high school.

2. kids tripped on acid and killed emus at popcorn park zoo. went to jail

[gas prices kill]

1. I live so far inland of California that the weather here is extreme. We have cold winters and extremely hot summers. It's like living on the surface of the moon.

2. Less than a mile from me is a stretch of University avenue that has the most drug dealers and whores walking around the late hours of the night.

[phen3N]

1) hometown of some disney channel stars such as tia/tamera/taj mowry and those twins who were in big daddy but arent cute anymore

2) first city in the US to ban smoking in public

[Spastic_Koala]

1. This place is ultra crunchy and was once voted the most enlightened city in America.

2. The new largest Tibetian Buddist temple is in the process of being built. The site was blessed by the Dalai Lama.

Oh...and it's stupidly cold and hilly.

[mojinho]

i remember one night I was taking the last train out of GCT to white plains piss drunk, fell asleep, woke up in Chappaqua at 3 am with a dead cellphone and no taxis.

ha the same thing happened to me in Belgium, was on my way back to Ghent from Brussels and missed my stop, woke up in Bruges (site of Colin Farrell's H-O-T new movie, yes). your story's way more interesting, though, no bread trucks were involved in mine

[fix.]

chappaqua? i remember one night I was taking the last train out of GCT to white plains piss drunk, fell asleep, woke up in Chappaqua at 3 am with a dead cellphone and no taxis. tried asking motherfuckers if i could use their phone but everyone basically ignored me. i had work the next morning so i started walking on whatever parkway was closest to the train station until i flagged down a bread truck. dude let me use his cellphone to call a cab and even offered me free food cause I was in such a shit situation. so yeah, fuck people in chappaqua.

yep.. chappaqua.. the only surprising thing about this is that a cop didn't stop you. Every night I'm in town they just follow you in their cars with their high beams on..

[mojinho]

you must be DWB, then

[klutz]

1. Its to fucking hot in the summer

2. its to fucking cold in the winter

[mojinho]

just your neighborhood? or the whole city?

[FunkyFrenchy]

1) the average age of the ngbd is 55 (its TRUE).

2) the clostes store, club, bar is at 3km ( i live in the second largest city in france... france is the third world trust me...)

[freecat]

Yeah that sucks, it's because cities are organised the opposite way as in america. It's the same for me, I live in a rich little town where there's only a bar, but lots of buses to go downtown, so I don't care that much to have nothing to go out in my little town.

[Kodak]

Highset number of forclosures in the U.S.

4th poorest city in U.S.

[betterdays]

1. Someone in it stole my skateboard off the porch when I went to go get water.

2. Neighbor a couple houses down was arrested for selling drugs and running a prostitution ring. Not even joking.

[DunkPunk]

nicest part of my area.

golf course.

[fearitself]

1. everyone is rich

2. everyone is white

[the_state]

1. everyone is rich

2. everyone is white

and you fucking suck?

seriously, it bothers me that you still post here. you've never contributed anything of worth to this forum, except provide people with the opportunity to make fun of your sorry rich white ass.

some dude got stabbed in his house a few blocks down from me

brownstone 2 houses down from my apt got broken into and robbed last week

and i live in a super gentrified neighborhood of brooklyn. strollers, cupcakes, renovations, creative art retreats for children, all that.

[wesc]

1. across from kohls

2. need a car to get anywhere

[fearitself]

and you fucking suck?

seriously, it bothers me that you still post here. you've never contributed anything of worth to this forum, except provide people with the opportunity to make fun of your sorry rich white ass.

some dude got stabbed in his house a few blocks down from me

brownstone 2 houses down from my apt got broken into and robbed last week

and i live in a super gentrified neighborhood of brooklyn. strollers, cupcakes, renovations, creative art retreats for children, all that.

im sharing 2 facts abuot my neigborhood. Its the truth. It may not be exciting as your ghetto battlefield in which people get robbed and stabbed. But its what defines my neighborhood.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Oswego#Demographics

[julzkind]

and you fucking suck?

seriously, it bothers me that you still post here. you've never contributed anything of worth to this forum, except provide people with the opportunity to make fun of your sorry rich white ass.

some dude got stabbed in his house a few blocks down from me

brownstone 2 houses down from my apt got broken into and robbed last week

and i live in a super gentrified neighborhood of brooklyn. strollers, cupcakes, renovations, creative art retreats for children, all that.

when we were living in brooklyn my mom told us we got robbed like 3 times. she got a gun to her face and threatened with a knife too!

AND we lived in the asian area!

about where i live now...umm

1. my elementary school is up the street.

2. our community pool sucks ass.

[Topik]

1. I'm surrounded by college kids at all times.

2. They are fucking obnoxious.

[C0C0]

the real kramer lived in my building

everyday i'm reminded that ivy league students are complete idiots

[hamburglar]

^ lulz. sorry coco im out of rep

1. factorys

2. nortenos

[terutt]

1. The bakery serves liquid sex in dessert form.
   
2. The liquor stores don't ID.

[the_state]

im sharing 2 facts abuot my neigborhood. Its the truth. It may not be exciting as your ghetto battlefield in which people get robbed and stabbed. But its what defines my neighborhood.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Oswego#Demographics

3rd fact:

i live in yuppie central. no ghetto's, no battlefields. amongst the pink frosting and luxury condos, shit is still real in brooklyn.