stank penises

[Guest DUM]

ever get down with a hot dude who had a stinky dick(and you weren't even fucked up enough to lose your sense of smell)?? please tell keagan some polite ways to let him/them know that their cocks don't smell 2 pleasant. how can you hint at this without spoiling the sexy mood or without being offensive?

"pardon me, but the aroma of your private area resembles that of a day old squid...."

jj, suba, tg please help our friend out.

[Guest suckdick]

mine smells pretty bad

uncircumcised yet

[soraanaam]

me too, uncircumsized:(

[Servo2000]

How much time do you two spend smelling your penises? Chat Edition Threak

[totally epic]

No comment.

[Guest DUM]

totally, if you have some stories...please tell.

[GiZMO]

two dirty penises doesnt make a right (unless you position them so they make a smelly right angle maybe)

[totally epic]

^haha +rep

[soraanaam]

being uncircumsized is a bitch

small azn wee wee plus uncircumsized makes the illusion of smaller penis

[Guest DUM]

get some scissors and get to work then.

[totally epic]

No thread about stank penises is complete without the word smegma.

[mr fluffernutter]

clean your penes everyday!

[GiZMO]

No thread about stank penises is complete without the word smegma.

I seem to always talk about friends but I do know a guy fraom Hawaii last name Stamegna. You know what kind of jokes we make of him

[will_i_am]

really?

no one posted that can i smell your dick song.

[GiZMO]

It's implied.

[totally epic]

I like this version.

urpMQ-2KNho

[mrip]

snoodling

One male with foreskin places his foreskin over the tip of another males weiner, making a sort of bridge, and they then proceed to jerk each other off.

Where 2 Dicks Meet...There Is Only Love

[mr fluffernutter]

aka docking

[ProfMonnitoff]

what the fuck, do you guys no shower every morning? thats a prime opportunity to get rid of any smegma.

[lithiumsys]

Not to be confused with space docking:

1. space-docking 39 up, 23 down

The act of using your faeces to penetrate your significant other. Faeces may be frozen and/or inserted into a condom prior to insertion.

"What the hell is this in the freezer?! You must be bloody crazy if you think we're going to try space-docking tonight - You know my book club is on a Wednesday."

[GiZMO]

What we do around here is freeze the dookie after urinating on it, otherwise it won't stick together if it's a dry one. No condom.

[keagan]

1.) My penis doesn't smell.

2.) I've never smelled a penis.

3.) If this was real life I would punch your bitchass out.

4.) Don't pout.

5.) Chillout and walkabout

6.) Right now, ima go fishing for some trout.

7.) Why? Because I don't like kraut (rock).

8.) Can??? Neu?!!!

9.) ni666aaaaaaaaaa6a6a6 we're through.

10.) Pee-yew

11.) Is this true?

12.) I thought you knew.

13.) Tell the truth, ni666aaaaaaaaaa6a6a6 you gotta roof?

14.) If so it'll be gone like poof.

15.) just like your tooth

16.) ni666aaaaaaaaaa6a6a6 im rich

17.) You're just a homeless ass bitch

DON'T FUCKING SNITCH

[Guest jmatsu]

NEU! is pronounced "noy"

ruined!!!! i can't believe he didn't even know that.

[GiZMO]

Unnumbered rule (probably 18?): DON'T FUCKING SNITCH

[Guest jmatsu]

i met this little asian lucy liu lookalike bitch who told me about giving head in milan.

she was chillin with her homegirls at some club and was apparently fucked up on cheap wine and wop-shots. some grease ball invited her to listen to opera in his car.

she and that mussolini nigga sat in the backseat. she said that they were neckin and shit and all of a sudden he pulled out his salami. "you wanna touch?" she said that he raped her mouth and nutt inside it. maybe she was just embellishing the story cause she said he tasted like cream-clam sauce. anyway she upchucked all his jizz onto his pants. he got mad mad cause he had just bought those d&gz.

[Guest DUM]

hahahahah see, this is why I ignored keagan.

[keagan]

NEU! is pronounced "noy"

i don't know this. Why?

Because I don't like kraut (rock).

[superBobo]

^^ its german

[Guest jmatsu]

i don't know this. Why?

so basically by your last quote you imply that you do not like what you do not understand.

dumbass, krautrock is a genre. just because it may have originated in germany doesn't mean that it's exclusive to the germans.

it's not like not liking krautrock has anything to do with not understanding the name of a fairly popular band that used the german language.

[wEstSidE]

wat is a nongerman krautrock band???