Which way do you whipe?

[mojinho]

^^thats some pretty advanced technology for a third world ass looking bathroom.

yeah unfortuunately my bathroom's not my apartment's strong point. but every home bathroom has this in Brazil. so you're always squeaky clean.

[Guest rambo]

I'm black. I don't whipe at all.

[le_chic_garcon]

Front to back wiping all the way. You have to crumple it or bunch it. Folding is horrendous. I tried it last week and it. My friend is a back to front wiper and he always complains about getting rashes because the the direction cuts up his ass he says.

[mojinho]

Front to back wiping all the way. You have to crumple it or bunch it. Folding is horrendous. I tried it last week and it. My friend is a back to front wiper and he always complains about getting rashes because the the direction cuts up his ass he says.

why is folding "horrendous"? i mean, i'm a folder, but i don't think bunching is that horrendous.

[billy dee williams]

i sweep away from the kitchen.

1 use folder. wipe until i see red

[kenthenoob]

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lol, i know this story.

[ExileOnMainSt]

why is folding "horrendous"? i mean, i'm a folder, but i don't think bunching is that horrendous.

Folders probably get a bad name because folding is somewhat meticulous, whereas us bunchers are too cool to care about paper consumption.

Also, folders are more prone to the dreaded "poke through", in which you are whiping your ass and the paper breaks and you get some poop on your finger(s).

[le_chic_garcon]

why is folding "horrendous"? i mean, i'm a folder, but i don't think bunching is that horrendous.

Folding chafs my ass alot and i'm really fearful of the toilet paper breaking.

1 ply tp should be banned. I hate that crap.

[mojinho]

i don't think folding is more prone to breaking through . . . folding ensures a certain thickness for the wipe whereas with bunching you're never quite sure how much TP is between your fingers and disgustingness.

my folding has absolutely nothing to do with conserving toilet paper.

[mojinho]

how does folding chafe your ass? what are your doing down there that's causing chafing? wearing sandpaper instead of underwear?

dude about that 1-ply shit, my parents had to switch to 1-ply because of plumbing problems in their house (in the US), so now that's all we can use! it sucks.

[le_chic_garcon]

That does suck. The folding makes the stuff like sandpaper to me. It has no cushion. I may just lack the skill to fold and wipe.

[Egpt]

wiping is retarded, that's what boxers(black ones) are here for.

[mojinho]

That does suck. The folding makes the stuff like sandpaper to me. It has no cushion. I may just lack the skill to fold and wipe.

why don't you try less of a wiping motion and more of a dab?

[keysonawire]

[mojinho]

could this be the bidet of the future in bathrooms where there's no floor space for one?

[DJ2xTech]

i remember having a big debate about this shit with my friends.

back to front? front to back? sitting down or standing up?

that was one of the stupiest things i've argued about...

[beberthur]

I watched a documentary once about dwarves.

Because of their small arms they can only wipe back to front, passing their arms between their legs instead of the normal way.

Cruel world.

[the_state]

1. front to back, always

2. i bunch. fuck you OCD symmetrical folders. shit's quantity, not quality.

3. standing WTF you guys serious with that shit?

4. finger wiggle 1-2 times per session, just to make sure the pipes are clean and nothing sweats out later on after a day of riding the nyc subways/sitting at an office desk/walking to your 3rd floor walkup and you're left with lethal swamp ass.

[ExileOnMainSt]

Im a straight up buncher, no doubt about it. But i don't hate on folders, I myself fold sometimes.

Folding for me is appropriate when you get the squirts, like when you sit down and paint the back of the bowl with your draft beer shits. You know what Im talking about, when your pissing out of your ass, and you not only have to whipe your asshole but the sides of your buttcheeks as well.

In those situations, I will fold, then bidet for no squishyness.

[the_state]

Im a straight up buncher, no doubt about it. But i don't hate on folders, I myself fold sometimes.

Folding for me is appropriate when you get the squirts, like when you sit down and paint the back of the bowl with your draft beer shits. You know what Im talking about, when your pissing out of your ass, and you not only have to whipe your asshole but the sides of your buttcheeks as well.

In those situations, I will fold, then bidet for no squishyness.

i agree with what you're saying, but please stop spelling it as "whipe" when it's really wipe. it's too much Olde Tyme Shoppe steez.

[wEstSidE]

remind me of ppl who say huweat, huwat ya kno dems?? like from utah n shit idaho

[sean_]

god, cant we let this thread fucking die

he cant even spell "wipe" right

[the_state]

remind me of ppl who say huweat, huwat ya kno dems?? like from utah n shit idaho

mostly huwyte people do this, right?

[ExileOnMainSt]

you would be from windsor

well if you wanna get technical, im from Flint but Im a dual citizen and go to school here

lol are you fucking serious?

[r_mutt]

how is this even debatable? just wipe and make sure you don't get any on your balls or surrounding area. as long as you don't walk away with a rash or burning feeling of sorts you should be aight.

[wEstSidE]

well if you wanna get technical, im from Flint but Im a dual citizen and go to school here

lol are you fucking serious?

wat is rwong wit dis???

[wEstSidE]

mostly huwyte people do this, right?

no only sum. but i only evr seen wite do it no othr race

[datasupa]

wich whay whould a wite man whipe if a wite man whiped his whood