CockneyFuture

[JesseJB]

I dont know Brad Pitt about cockney rhyming slang. Anyone have any good ones you made up?

[Guest itsmeJT]

u complete james blunt

[JesseJB]

I need the entertainment! I have a boring corn on the cob!

[sybaritical]

ItsmeJT gets my nod. He's the Guv'nor.

Sufu's got me proper eppy today, what with all the plonkers , ring pieces, wind up merchants and anoraks giving it the most palava about herberts gobbin shit on fudge packers. And don't even get me started on that elephant and castle banging on about his stick of rock. Total struggle and grunt.

Take a gander. This manor used to be firm. Now it's all pear shaped thanks to dodgy dickheads and hamptons with sand down their fur burger. No one gives an aylesbury about community and it gets right up my Khyber.

Maybe I'm doing a steffi, but listen up, cock ... it ain't cushty.

Anyhow. I'm off down the boozer directly to sink a couple of jars and take a butchers at the Edinburgh Fringe, but I'll probably end up legless and do a ruby cos it's normally knee deep in trogs.

Christian Slater.

[Guest DUM]

Yo god mad small hoodie dudes be fucking up they own jux and shit. I'm tryna be on some real sicc fit shit but this stoops ass nigga keeps yapping bout how brolic his pipe is. Bird ass niggas need to learn to keep they mouf shut when they in my trap, I aint got no problems bodying ya ma dukes an em nahmean. I'm type gully when it comes to this shit god. fuck bonnie I got nina on my dick ready to get knuck. bitch will eat your face off for the papes nigga. i'm pouring luchini on hoes and I ain't even thirsty. act like I won't pop yo kufi off man. don't ever be half steppin' towards me man. don't make me come at you.

it's all love though.

[PHAT HEAD CAMEL TOEZ]

Yo god mad small hoodie dudes be fucking up they own jux and shit. I'm tryna be on some real sicc fit shit but this stoops ass nigga keeps yapping bout how brolic his pipe is. Bird ass niggas need to learn to keep they mouf shut when they in my trap, I aint got no problems bodying ya ma dukes an em nahmean. I'm type gully when it comes to this shit god. fuck bonnie I got nina on my dick ready to get knuck. bitch will eat your face off for the papes nigga. i'm pouring luchini on hoes and I ain't even thirsty. act like I won't pop yo kufi off man. don't ever be half steppin' towards me man. don't make me come at you.

it's all love though.

Someone failed at Cockney rhyming.

Tom Thumb.

[sybaritical]

Yo god mad small hoodie dudes be fucking up they own jux and shit. I'm tryna be on some real sicc fit shit but this stoops ass nigga keeps yapping bout how brolic his pipe is. Bird ass niggas need to learn to keep they mouf shut when they in my trap, I aint got no problems bodying ya ma dukes an em nahmean. I'm type gully when it comes to this shit god. fuck bonnie I got nina on my dick ready to get knuck. bitch will eat your face off for the papes nigga. i'm pouring luchini on hoes and I ain't even thirsty. act like I won't pop yo kufi off man. don't ever be half steppin' towards me man. don't make me come at you.

it's all love though.

You're talking Jacksons, mate.

[Guest DUM]

FUNNY TALKING NIGGAS. GO GET YA FEET DONE. EAT A DlCK.

[jayrock]

sybaritical is proper ace, innit

[sybaritical]

FUNNY TALKING NIGGAS. GO GET YA FEET DONE. EAT A DlCK.

No need to brussel, lemon squeezer.

You'll turn your strawberry Tom and Dick and end up Hovis.

[sybaritical]

Bumping this cos it's Radio rental. But remember: you want to add your Hobson's to the russel, you gotta watch your north and south otherwise you'll get a desperate dan. Alright? No loose rabbit and pork or some april will punch your bladder.

I know it's all a bit Eartha Kitt but you want your harry all bright and breezy you got to use your lump.

Hairy muff?

[Magsåvningsreserven]

slag .

[sybaritical]

Niagra falls you back and front.

[tweeds]

alrite, bruv.........

[Magsåvningsreserven]

do a vincent you bowler

[NESK]

Yo god mad small hoodie dudes be fucking up they own jux and shit. I'm tryna be on some real sicc fit shit but this stoops ass nigga keeps yapping bout how brolic his pipe is. Bird ass niggas need to learn to keep they mouf shut when they in my trap, I aint got no problems bodying ya ma dukes an em nahmean. I'm type gully when it comes to this shit god. fuck bonnie I got nina on my dick ready to get knuck. bitch will eat your face off for the papes nigga. i'm pouring luchini on hoes and I ain't even thirsty. act like I won't pop yo kufi off man. don't ever be half steppin' towards me man. don't make me come at you.

it's all love though.

... and your haircut game is fucked up.

[dopefresh]

hello fuk.co.uk

[Magsåvningsreserven]

do one mate

[sybaritical]

Cmon magnetic, use your crust. Why'd you want a bull and cow with all these chicken and rice dustbin lids?

[dopefresh]

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