shit you hate

[lak]

so you’re gonna walk into class 40 minutes late and shove past me, reeking of cigarettes, to take the seat next to mine despite all the other open seats? cool, i love stale cigarette smoke and trucker hats at 9 am.

[youre sketch]

if I'm that late I don't even bother. I totally smell like cigarettes in class though.

I hate doing lame group projects. I actually don't hate making power points though, so I just take that part. still lame. always in lame classes too that have nothing to do with what i'm actually studying; garbage requirements.

[PeterParker]

Shoddy journalism resulting in misinformation about raw denim.

I woke up to read the newspaper with this flasher on the front page:

Raw denim is prone to wearing out in sensitive areas. D1

Read the article here

Seriously, an article about crotch blowouts? The hipster bitch who probably wrote this didn't even address the matter of fit or activity in the jeans as the primary cause of premature wear. Instead, she spews shit like this:

When I told a friend I was writing about "crotch blowout" she assumed it was some sort of new Brazilian hairstraightening technique for the nether regions. Unless you're a guy who wears expensive denim, you probably don't know what it is either.

Expensive = Raw?

Could it be that raw denim is simply weaker because it's not washed after being dyed?

Seriously?

With all the talk about denim culture online and the name dropping in that article, somehow they missed SuFu and local denim retailers Dutil. Instead, Denim Therapy in New York gets a mention - not that BiG or SE need any more media exposure.

Do your homework.

[youre sketch]

i'm pretty sure crotch blowout is from just buying jeans that are too small and the crotch just not being able to handle it. I just got a newer pair of new standards and I didn't size down too much just to avoid that this go around. They really haven't stretched out all that much and are probably about the same size as the other ones after the stretching.

[haploid]

Spots blown homie

[youre sketch]

all about sizing up on your denim now. bunched up waist bands from your belt. cuffs dragging ont he ground.

[Manx]

JNCO's, chain wallets, ICP.

The Juggalo is back in.

[haploid]

Yo hold up I gotta grab my Invader Zim VHS tapes

[youre sketch]

no more struggling to get things out of my pockets.

[Manx]

Juggalos

+

Jnco jeans

=

Juggalo Baby Funeral Afterparty

[FranklinCosgrove]

If you're going to wear nail polish, you either wear it or you don't. You either put it on cleanly and when it starts to chip, reapply. Or you just don't wear any. This gray area where all your nails are chipped and in poor condition is unacceptable. That shit looks bad.

[haploid]

u just don't understand junkie chic, bro.

[bill]

Alzheimer's disease

[shufon]

Juggalos

YZtRSYObX-E

[White Teeth]

Just sold a mint raf dress shirt for $32 to some guy living in some posh mansion in London. didn't really lose much money but this is the last guy on earth that could use a bargain

[ik999]

bought something important online

took 5 weeks to deliver

and then it's the wrong item

fuck hong kongs

[bernt]

fuckers who act like people who can't speak english very well are idiots.

I had to yell at a dude because he blamed his fuck-up on the "language barrier". It made girl feel like shit and she's so sweet. Shit broke my heart. I work with this girl all the time, and I have no problems communicating with her. The funny thing is, I had her working with him so he could pick up some tips on how to be more efficient.

I just want this week to be over.

[conqueror]

Also ugly people on the subway.

basically everyone on any form of public transport in australia, esp people under 18 (always a stereotyping concept). ugh.

[okonomi]

Yeah, public transport here is so not viable that only the most desperate use it.

Desperate like me!

In all seriousness though, public transport kicks ass and more people who can should use it.

[conqueror]

i've caught public the bus every single day since i was about 16 and there is always one du a day whose face i wanna cave in.

[Manx]

Yeah, public transport here is so not viable that only the most desperate use it.

Desperate like me!

In all seriousness though, public transport kicks ass and more people who can should use it.

Here in baltimore, the MTA is pretty unreliable. It truly is a dreg-mobile. Late at night I would see some real wesley-willis types on there. Late at night was kind of annoying because you had normal people who just worked night shifts who had to deal with that shit every day, because sometimes the freak show comes to town.

[bryanayrb]

2011/02/22 01:46 VANCOUVER International item arrived in Canada and will be reviewed by Customs

wtf is customs doing with my shit

[_ironman]

^ Canadian Customs officers can be pretty anal sometimes

plus, a related CanadaPost fail.

2011/02/18 17:00 MARKHAM Item accepted at the Post Office

2011/02/26 09:33 MISSISSAUGA Item processed at postal facility

wtf?? what usually takes a few hours or a day took a week and it hasn't moved since. just my luck too, this is a high priced item

[bryanayrb]

lol, took them more than a week to move it from markham to sauga

shipping prices are some bullshit too. costs a dude less than $10 to ship jeans to me from US and it costs me more than $20. canada post can blow me

[_ironman]

yeah. tracking isn't even an option you can add to regular airmail. you want tracking? ok 0-500g weight minimum price is like $58 wtf

[Oxy.]

i hate ppl that have their phones alert them of txt msgs via loud, obnoxious ringtone of their favorite mainstream song.

[Manx]

My piece-o-shit coworker's is that no-talent little hack Katy Perry.

[echoepidemic]

Would it bother you less if it was an underground song?

[Oxy.]

probably would bother me more; i don't want these ppl popularizing my music (5).

[youre sketch]

people that make a crazy amount of noise when they walk (sandals, dragging their feet, huge backpack / messenger bag, keys everywhere.)

arguing about war with literature majors.