shit you hate

[jl.1212]

when you just get out of the shower and youre freezing your limbs off and reach out to grab the towel and realize you just washed the towel yesterday and the new one is still in the cabinet.

[Guest on-display]

when you spread cold peanut butter on bread and it tears that shit up

lost packages. fuck ups

[jeepster]

^ what song is it jeep?

well, I'm looking for all the Oakenfold Happy Mondays remixes, but specifically "Hallelujah", both in the 12" version and the Club Mix version. There's a version on the 24 Hour Party People Soundtrack thats a OST remix, but it's a remix of the Oakenfold version... just want that goddamn mp3.

[jeepster]

I've got the "Step On" and "Rave On" versions... none of them appear on the Rave On EP - that was a Happy Mondays release only. The Rave On series does feature some of them, but those are also hard to find in sequence. I've got like 9-14, but can't find anything lower or higher than those.

[jeepster]

I'll make you dinner

I don't really want the vinyl cause I don't have a record player here. Just want the mp3 so I can bliss out the next time I'm really stoned walking around at night.

it also requires me to purchase a new, working iPod.

I kinda really want them.

[Analog]

oh.... well ive got all of that on vinyl....

You rock.

[Episode3]

when you're all ready to brush your teeth, then the fucking toothpaste falls off, stupid slimy bitch

[sawn-off chef]

yo, FUCK THAT TOOTHPASTE SHIT MAN, I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS.

[Analog]

no you do

Thanks man

[dino might]

When you run out of milk during your cereal crave and a friend gives you the very last of his milk.

^kind of the opposite of this

so i dig my roommate, and he digs me and sall good, we eat each others food and its all even and cool..

...EXCEPT when it comes to the milk. this motherfucker prefers whole milk, but he (apparently) can suffice with drinking my skim milk...

FUCK THAT YOU TWINK BITCH

i can do 1%, i can do 2 % percent, i can do reduced fat.. but i absolutely 100% cannot do whole milk!

its an outrage, this motherfucker can sit here and drink my milk in times of his need but i cant do the same to him?

im sorry, its pretty out of the norm for me, but ima have to cut a bitch off, its all good and even other than this, but its the principle, i gotta have mah milk... moms made me drink that shit with every dinner, and you can bet your bottom dollar is was NEVER whole milk.

just tryina keep it honest and even.. either you buy less than whole milk, or you keep your paws away from my shit. total double standard bullshit im not tryina put up with when i want some cinnamon life y'heard meh?

[Knugget]

damn one way street doesn't really fly. suxxx

so situation was i poured out a bowl of cereal and like i emptied out my container, thinking it would fill up, but it failed. (i do 2%) i yell out does anyone have milk? and my other suitemates comes at me with some organic milk and just before i could reject him my other suitemate gives me the rest of his milk. sweeettt.

[dino might]

^i dream of this day.

[Orion]

The only two people I have ever know who drank whole milk were my 94 year old great grandmother, and my 2 year old kid.

[Akira]

I drank anykine milk, y'allz be 2 (Jimmy) choozy wit dat shiet

[mr fluffernutter]

i love my homo milk

but i also like to add a little cream to my cereal so

[mr fluffernutter]

also it's weird that where i'm from we call whole milk 'homo milk'

Noun: homo milk

Usage: Cdn

2.Milk from which no constituent (such as fat) has been removed

- whole milk

[Analog]

Short for homogenized

[chchchip]

got half way to campus and had to turn around and walk home cause one of my tubes popped. great start to a day.

[DaBestSpoona]

I just started drinking whole milk from milk thistle and it is amazingly good not as good as whole milk from Hokkaido Japan though.

[icandunkonu]

i cant mess with anything besides whole milk, 1%, 2% and all that other junk is just too thin for me, might as well use water

[heyitslando]

just got a letter telling me I got jury duty. sick.

[Akira]

^Tell them you have the swine. Best excuse of 09

[renski]

fuck being sick, and the meds the gave me wont knock me out..

[NatseOklim]

Once again, fuck milk.

[joey_formal]

fax machines and email servers.

[redX]

i cant mess with anything besides whole milk, 1%, 2% and all that other junk is just too thin for me, might as well use water

for real, i can't understand how people would not drink whole milk? tastes soooo much better

bitch the difference between my tasty bowl of cereal and your watery soup is less than 10g of fat ... TEN FUCKING GRAMs so don't give me no shit about how it's better for your diet and thus justifies you stuffing your face with a greasy ass burger for dinner

[NatseOklim]

Less than 10g of fat in a bag of crisps (chips), would you say they're healthy?

[azn8oi]

When I go on a weekend trip, and I find out it's raining there all weekend.

A+

[redX]

Less than 10g of fat in a bag of crisps (chips), would you say they're healthy?

how big is the bag?

[azn8oi]

Does it matter?

He's trying to make a point.