Ever Strangest Porn Ever

[chmercer]

whats a good one??

whats up with mainstream stuff in the mid 90s shooting people fucking in like et costume and werid shit like that. bridget the midget in alien makeup priceless

i saw one that was like dinosaur action with dudes in petrodactyl costumes

fucking shame i didnt save the links to all this stuff

[__3xL]

Where in the fuck do you get PORN transcripts from ? like wow reading that ish was ever strangest ever ..

ever

[wEstSidE]

it's for deaf ppl, ya big dummy!!!

[ron2331]

we need clips in here asap. ill be back tommorow

[rome1]

i saw one that was like dinosaur action with dudes in petrodactyl costumes

fucking shame i didnt save the links to all this stuff

are they DP'ing a cave woman ???

[thomas_highstreet]

i had a wicked one.. had a proper story line and shit.. these wierd stone age dudes with warty noses were on a quest in a forest, and they kept coming accross wierd ''challenges''..

was all mystical and shit.

lord of the o-rings

[rome1]

I think some of the shittiest porn I've seen has to be the acting in those softcore Shotime /HBO flicks where they actually try and put a plot in as if to make it a legit movie somehow. Bikini Chaingang was one of my fav's if anybody has seen this shit you know what I'm talking about.

[thomas_highstreet]

what about the one where the latvians in the aircraft-hanger get a 'delivery' and its some fat box.. theyre like ''ohh whaat the fucks this?!" open it up and just smash her ass in, spray her with cum then ship her back off to the next location.

[rome1]

AHhahahahahahah!!!!!

[ouss]

i saw the tags so i'm wondering if any diamonds or dum wearing sex tapes available in here?

[Tarmac]

dam eye guess eyem ppredy ole scoo with the squll fukking

[stuntastic]

Guy busts his load into the girls mouth.

Then has the girl spit his load, into his mouth, and HE swallows it...

Thats some weird shit.

Case closed.

[Interceptor]

A montage of Brazilian bitches farting on each other's faces.

Not really porno, but I'm sure a majority of you have seen this..maybe?

[cd1]

years ago I downloaded some random porn video on kazaa or something

opened it up, and it was a video of some mad scientist type guy sewing lice or some sort of larvae into a girls vagina

[Dick Danger]

surprised no one has mentioned beasttube

[Fabulaz]

we need clips in here asap. ill be back tommorow

http://rapidshare.com/files/52767352/Cooking_and_Eating_Scrambled_Cum.mpg.html

[sleazie ninja number 47]

surprised no one has mentioned beasttube

but im sure everyone was thinking it. right?

anyone with me?

[wEstSidE]

A montage of Brazilian bitches farting on each other's faces.

Not really porno, but I'm sure a majority of you have seen this..maybe?

there was one..."swap.avi" it's famous for being extremely strange.

anyway it's just a bunch of shitswapping...and puke swapping.

[ron2331]

surprised no one has mentioned beasttube

dolphin blowjobs nextlevel shit.lol

bella donna is something else

http://www.redtube.com/2150

[destructodisk]

Damn there was this one horrid clip that I saw that I wouldn't be able to locate but it was this chick who strapped herself up to some archaic fucking machine, and she made these horrible noises. Then, if I remember correctly, her rectum prolapsed.

On paper it doesn't sound to be the worst thing ever, but I can assure you it was TERRIBLE.

edit - I am very sorry that this wasn't my 200th post. That woulda been cool.

[Dick Danger]

dolphin blowjobs nextlevel shit.lol

bella donna is something else

http://www.redtube.com/2150

moderately okey dokey

[fg0d]

I've seen some maybe I'd get banned or rejected for speaking about, so I wont.

But I've seen a spanish porno of ET getting his dick sucked.

[wEstSidE]

lol

fg0d pm me about the banned onez.

[Dachink]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/BlkJoka/C11DWI01b.jpg

yea?

[palabok]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/BlkJoka/C11DWI01b.jpg

yea?

Oh my God. Is that shit real?

[keagan]

Donkey motherfucking Punch.

[wEstSidE]

Donkey motherfucking Punch.

shit was funny

[keagan]

i had a wicked one.. had a proper story line and shit.. these wierd stone age dudes with warty noses were on a quest in a forest, and they kept coming accross wierd ''challenges''..

was all mystical and shit.

lord of the o-rings

lord of the g-strings?

Misty Mundae is hot.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

keagan, you should do porn.

and i am almost certain it would end up in this thread.

[Dick Danger]

So what's the protocol for porn links? I just uploaded some stuff to rapidshare, PMs only or post?